unable to lie means blurting out embarrassing thoughts
Unable to lie means blurting out embarrassing thoughts
You're supposed to show interest bro
Flirt with her! You gotta polarize!
Yeah, because you're thinking about it, but want to say something else.
Very beautiful and sexy woman
He was being honest with her after she seemed to be oblivious
Are hot women this oblvious?
Women are retards
Good morning, sir.
This. The son didn’t wish for his dad to not lie and have fucking Tourette’s.
God bless the push up bra
She loved it
He was trying to lie, ie respond with something like “oh yeah everyone in the building is super friendly here” if he chose to remain silent (he didn’t) he wouldn’t have said exactly what he was really thinking
Showing that much cleavage is inviting these types of comments
If he's not allowed to lie wouldn't he be able to solve literally all underanswered questions about the world and universe?
the way you dress...INVITES RAPE!
can he 'unknowingly' lie? guessing he can't just pick the lottery numbers through reverse-omniscience. but what if he happens to utter a falsehood, that he believes to be true? what if he utters a truth, that he knows is false?
Good point. Sounds more correct than me.
True
doesn't recite the milky milky pasta to every large breasted woman he sees
ngmi
Yes
This is why Blurt is good. The idea is he isn't good at speaking up for himself but then he's forced into saying everything he thinks.
Oh, shit, I got this mixed up with another movie where something weird happens at a mall kiosk, thought this was the one where a guy was credited as "Jeff "Fat Jew" Ostrovsky" and IMDb didn't let me change it even though that is how he appears in the credits and that is the point of (as......) on the castlists to have exactly how the cast is presented in the credits
If he's asked something he doesn't know, he'd just say "I don't know", which is the truth.
Guessing he's got to say what he "truly thinks" is true, so yeah, technically he could say something false if he believes it.
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anon are you okay?
the thread is based.... THE GODDAMN THREAD IS BASED!
based autistic anon schooling anons on the lore of Liar Liar (1997)
there were multiple "wow this woman has big boobies" jokes in this movie. was the writer a coomer or what
my girlfriend looks like a slightly less attractive but otherwise identical version of this woman
No, it was just the 90s.
He's used to spitting out a lie to flirt. When he tries to, he says what he means. He's not a normal person, who lies occasionally. Every word out of his mouth is dishonest, and comes frequently to put him in an advantageous position.
Hot women with big tits were still allowed to be in movies when this was made
these were considered ridiculously huge tits in the pre-Internet-porn era
This was well after the famous Zena Fulsom video.
Does he have a lactation fetish? This and me myself and irene have it
Who doesn’t? He’s just brave enough to admit it.
Every man wants to breastfeed from a beautiful woman. That's why we like tits. We miss it. Same with pussy. We want back inside where it's warm and comfy.
They are huge tits to any non-porn addict. The only bigger pair I’ve seen irl (not counting fatties) was on this chick in high school that I’m pretty sure had a medical condition.
are you all retarded? those are clearly just lower-end D cups with a pushup bra + a top that shows a lot of cleavage. My girlfriend has the exact same size boobs. I've dated women with significantly larger breasts than that woman.
My dad works at Nintendo and he can confirm
boobs
girlfriend
No man who is attracted to women says "boobs."
I talk about her vajayjay as well
whether I'm lying about my girlfriend or not
those are lower end D cups. they are not a particularly special set of breasts, they're just presented well. you can make even C cups look "big" with a pushup and a cleavagey top
This site was much better when posts like that were the norm
Is he explicitly shown to be precluded from speaking or otherwise communicating the truth in a scenario where he doesn't actually know it?
You can always stay silent.
This is a good point. He starts his statement with, "It's probably because..." so maybe he intended to say "it's probably because it's a really friendly neighborhood" or something. He could have kept his mouth shut.
I’ve been to strip clubs where attractive women (not fat) had bigger natural milkers. They’re big yeah but not huge. Women with fit bodies and natural huge tits do exist but they are super rare. Usually post pregnancy women who work out to stay in shape and keep a good waist and not get fat but their tits got huge from pregnancy hormones.
Also some women undergo a second puberty around 28 where their tits just get bigger for no reason
No, because it's a Jim Carrey comedy from the 90s and that wouldn't be funny.
Also some women undergo a second puberty around 28 where their tits just get bigger for no reason
I did not know this
I will do some research
i wish they were large and in charge
instead they're droopy disappointments
It's called being a straight man, try it some time.
Yeah but who is the actress with big jugs?
Unironically learned this by being a perv who lurks women’s forums
How was he able to use such deceptive language to avoid copping to kicking his own ass?
Her nudes were really disappointing. She was so hot in Liar Liar.
He was aware of what was happening at that point, and could think about how to phrase it so he dissembled rather than lied.
based gooners going where no man has ever gone before
the pen scene was really a training scene
Uh... good morning to you as well I guess.
edgy teens are here for summer
faggot
Fuck off, schizo. Nothing is not allowed.
Movies became really lax with sex, and coombait in the 90s
That lasted up until the 2010s when it became controversial again, now you won’t even get boobs in r rated flicks
He wasn't lying.
everything is allowed
prove it
Nothing he says is false ("It was a 6'2 white male...") but the strictness seems inconsistent. At one point he can't even ask a question if he knows the guy is going to lie.
Also some women undergo a second puberty around 28 where their tits just get bigger for no reason
Is it possible to learn this power?
I fucked a blonde yoga bimbo prostitute and she had huge jugs, shit was cash. One in a million. You could see them even when hitting it from the back and the titjob was phenomenal. I thought I liked tits before but my standard has gone way up. There really is a reason to enjoy big tits.
They aren't even that big
Rape fantasies
>unable to lie means blurting out embarrassing thoughts
I dated a bipolar girl who did this, it was great. Any and all unsure or negative thoughts she had towards me were dealt with very quickly. I'm talking same day. (virgin translation - meaning she didn't hold grudges for forever as women love to do, this is a literal miracle when dealing with your average american she-bitch, I mean they will hold onto this shit for years and find any and all reason to hate you)
Ever heard of a lie of omission?
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having sex with jennifer tilly would feel really good for my penis
tell me you've never sucked on a huge pair of tits without telling me you've never sucked on a huge pair of tits
I want to be the meat in a sandwich with her and Chloe Webb. Maybe with Julie Hagerty rimming me.
goood morning saaar