What the fuck is wrong with celebrities today?

What the fuck is wrong with celebrities today?

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pink pony club
ima keep on dancing at the
pink pony club

This bitch is only 28 years old, how the fuck do white women age so badly?

#justamericanthings

Stop being anti-semetic to hollywood.

Nothing to breathe but your own farts when you're living in a bubble

Feelings are not biology. Feeling male can't get you conscripted or impregnate a woman

Looks like she's a man everyday zing!

lorde is actually 28 now

the fuck

Take the time, have some fun
Go outside, make love in the sun, at boys club

Tell your woman, tell your man
Go somewhere, they've got to understand, it's boys club

You can talk of the future, you can talk of the past
You can go find yourself a nice piece of ass at boys club

Now I may not be gay, and I may not be proud
But it don't matter, 'cause I'm always allowed at the boys club

new zealand

All white folks from oceania age fast.

Celebrities were always like this.

Reviewbrahs...

They were always narcissists

Is Chappelle ever gonna show us her naked butt?

Being white and straight is too stodgy for certain people, particularly white women, so they claim “queer” or “non binary”, something noncommittal that alleviates them from the lameness of being straight (ew!)

how is this real life

honestly

how did a real human being say this with a straight face

Kek

I identify as a 6'6 gigachad, therefore you must treat me as such.

Women: Nooo you can't do that! You're not that tall!

Oh, interesting hmmm. You must be transheightphobic

They want to be unique and stand out. But then they all do this shit so they're all the same again. So they have to find some new form of faggotry to look like they're different. Its all attention seeking behavior, the same shit they did as kids. They never grew up

She lives in a place where theres a massive hole in the ozone. White people did not evolve for high sun exposure.

But then they all do this shit so they're all the same again

It's like tats

1) Being white is demonized. Being straight is a bad thing. Being cis is awful.
2) Being any kind of genderfluid half mutt instantly gives you license to act like a retard and say what you want.
3) There are no way to reality test your proclamations about your “identity”.

Of course people will pick up on a get out of jail free card for celebs plus free publicity. Hell you even get awards for being some brave nonbinary tranny 1/126th cherokee.
Cling to any part of your identity as a white woman and you’re a Karen. Resist the tranny circus and you get a hate mob spamming the comments of everything you do. People outed as republican in Hollywood get less hate than people not toeing that line.

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Reviewbrah confirmed

oh good lord

Italians, Greeks, Spaniards, and Portuguese do just fine

she has a great ass

Im tired of women saying they are men. You didnt raise your hand and sign away your life at 18 if shit ever hit the fan. You dont get to count as one of us the same way i will never understand being a mother and giving birth. Sorry.

All these "gotcha" takes are 2018 discourse stuff. It's all beyond saving and women are heading for a collective psychosis moment at some point.

The only thing any male should be saying to anything female related is "Not My Problem".

discourse

you aren't one of us and you never will be. go back to wherever you blew in from.

What does she do on the days when she's a man? How does her routine change?

Ohh so now we are white huh?!

She was in a wholesome relationship with a man but then she joined Taylor Swift's crew and they made her ditch him because he was unaesthetic and not Chad

The desperately need attention

Oldfags on occasion seem like newfags to actual newfags (you) because they've long since grown out of their emotionally turbulent years, which you're still currently embroiled in.

And I'd love to leave, but I am unfortunately here forever.

Just stop believing celebrity=authority

I don't really understand this thought process at all. I don't know what the fuck being a woman/man is supposed to "feel" like. Aren't we just what we are?
I just happen to be the sex that I was born and that I am satisfied with, and it would be the same story if I somehow miraculously woke up as the opposite sex tomorrow.
It just is what it is, and I wouldn't change a thing about me now especially regarding sex or gender. It's meaningless to my character.

she goons

Gender Insanity along with all of intersectionality was literally invented in Europe and exported to America over the past several decades.
Historical revisionists get the rope.

Shame. I like her music.

All these "gotcha" takes are 2018 discourse stuff.

So? They didn't stop being salient just because the year changed.

People like Lorde fetishize experience and think they've somehow intuited it through self-analysis -- a circular outlook, of course.

It's as nonsensical as thinking you can feel someone else's pain when the frame of reference is entirely only your own pain.

talking like a faggot from twitter isn't "maturing". now go back. we do not want you here.

she dresses up in a suit and makes fast food reviews and posts them on youtube
its pretty kino

not getting the joke

New Zealand though but yeah same thing.

you aren't one of us and you never will be.

we do not want you here.

You're so desperate to belong to something that you've started to frame your judgement through consensus, like a woman. This is the first mistake that you awkward youngfags make. Go back to lurking until you stop talking like a hole.

They didn't stop being salient

They stopped being salient when it became obvious that women didn't care and men had no recourse to make them care. Now it's just impotent background noise.

White women age great if they take care of themselves. Bongs age terribly, even more so if they're in the sun.

eventually celebs will have digital pronoun tags on their shirt that will change based on their preferred identity (this is updated at a thought thanks to a de-nazified version of Neurallink, made in China)
The first celeb who does this will flip their pronoun ever 3 hours. Then it becomes a competition to see who is the biggest golem in Hollywood and the interval keeps shrinking. Some celeb will have their pronoun constantly rolling like a one armed bandit and they also carry precision camera that can detect whether the person talking to them is addressing them by the proper pronoun as it passes through the monitor (the punishment for mispronouncing is death in New California, which is now its own country).
Some will have adopted quantum theory into their pronoun monitor causing it to change depending on the number of observer.

today?

Hahahaha i chuckled anon

you're talking like a redditor again and it's cringing me out. the psychoanalysis schtick has graduated you from twitter tranny to redditor.

America is a continent, from Alaska to Patagonia, its a USA thing, the rest of the continent is relatively sane in terms of sexuality besides Brazil

my sides

buzzword buzzword pleddit buzzword

I know you're new and clueless because you actually want to belong here, like it's actually worthwhile to be here. You stop being a newfag - a tourist - when you understand that you're here forever. You really understand it.

You talk like you get this place, but you don't. It's shit, and you're stuck here.

she was like

and I was like

How embarrassing. Learn to speak.

Ya ya ya I am Lorde

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Solid bait

You're a schizo. Leave now.

You are the only people in the world who think this Juan. And it’s because of your leftist bolivarian education trying to create some oneness with your continent

Lorde

Is this that bitch that South Park made fun of in that one episode like a decade ago?

white bitches say the darndest things

She's half croat

I've legit never seen someone as ugly as this fucker.

America is a continent

Thirdie cope. No human actually says this.

Jews invented it, not Europeans. Europeans had a swift answer for it.
You guys protected their creators and nurtured their creation, and here we are now.

she pretty much just admitted to be a man

but people will still pretend they are "real women"
that they are just actually joking. lol

I saw someone say "you're le here le forever" on r/greentext so now I'm going to spam it in every post"

oh my cringe

Anon Babble - Television & Film?

really trash

What the fuck is wrong with celebrities today?

Their psychiatrists told them to embrace their delusions and descend into madness. Going mad is very hip and trendy these days.

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She passed for mid 20s when she debuted at like 15 or however old she was. It shouldn't a surprise she's only gotten worse since then.

It’s a catchy song

running on hrt....troon review

Medchads can’t stop winning.

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except for the days when she's a man

Dude, you can't like her music all days, some days you gotta like his music.

Harvey Weinstein isnt there to slap them into place anymore

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Is that a thong or pants?

Is this a bot response?
What specifically did he say that wasn't true. Point to it.

Jews invented it, not Europeans.

Yes, European Jews. I.e. Europeans.

Europeans had a swift answer for it.

Yes, to embrace it, and Shrine it as law, fund it with taxpayer dollars, and then spend the next 60 years trying to force America to adopt it. And up until about 5 years ago you used to admit this and brag about it. But now that it's blown up in your face, now it's retroactively America's fault.
Europeans literally killed the West while America resisted and then tried to blame it on America.

I am a Missourian. I can confidently say that people like Chappel Roan are some of the absolute dumbest people on this planet. They're the reason the "dumb hick" stereotype exists. She can't perceive anything other than what her handlers fell her.

Thong

Lmao. Get that fake jew shit outta here. Everyone knows Lorde is 45 years old, and a man

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Reviewbrah transitioned?

You're either a jew troll or a retarded boomer.
Jews are not European. Jew are not white.
Whites fought against this subversive filth, but Russians, Brits, and Americans were already controlled by jews. Yes, it is partially America's fault, but jews are most at fault.

Not until after the war

pic rel is Madison Square Garden 1938

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FDR was controlled by jews.
Churchill was indebted to jews.
Russia was violently overtaken by jews.