The boys are cooking.
The boys are cooking
The autists are stimming.
The King of Anon Babble and The King of Anon Babble not only becoming friends, but actually becoming newfound best friends in middle age and acting out that friendship like they’re two 12 year old girls even though they can’t speak to each other and have to communicate with either an interpreter or just nothing but noises and gestures is incredible.
Where’s the soph kino we were promised, hideo?
they still need to scan hunter schafer's penis
the goths are dripping
What will his next invention be?
Kojimbo must speak some English at this point.
Who's the older lesbian woman Kojima is hanging out with there?
how did he get away with murdering abe?
Nicolas Winding Refn, King of Anon Babble
claims to be in contact with aliens who tell him what to do
threw a table at a wall in school and got expelled, then re-did the scene in Bronson
directed Drive even though he failed his driver's license exam 7 times (still can’t drive)
needed 12 years to learn how to read
directed OGF only so he could visit toy shops in Thailand then got upset because his wife put his toys in the basement
can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order because otherwise he gets too confused
color blind
dyslexic
lost virginity at 24
he’s still extremely insecure about losing his virginity at 24 to the point that he now starts his first answer of every interview by talking about how he totally had sex before age 24 and that he definitely didn’t pay for it despite ZERO journalists asking him about this ever
keeps writing scenes about his characters going to hookers then going limp, obvious self-insert
believes in Thai ghosts because Jodo told him to, says his daughter can see them
claims Fritz Lang is his wife's real father even though he'd be 83 when she was conceived and lived in a different country
tried to kill his stepmom but the gun didn't go off
wears a towel when he's shooting “to keep his energy inside him”
Mads says he can't talk to him outside of sets because he can literally only talk about film
cried first time he met Goose
cried on live Danish TV because he was still mad about his friends getting laid as teenagers while he didn't
claims to be friends with David Lynch, randomly brings up "David" in conversations (they have never spoken)
despite his wife trying her best to dress him correctly he still attends events dressed like a teenager
almost got to his now wife to run away on their second date because he forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
described The Neon Demon as being about him picturing himself as a 16-year-old girl
claims to be jewish (he isn’t)
has no chin
cute boy
Damn he truly is /ourguy/ if even half of these are true.
Also how does an anon go about finding a wife like Nicolas has? Asking for a friend.
Christ almighty.
Refn is making a movie with my wife, I hope it's good.
do you think they...
Refn can't make good movies anymore. He's lost his touch.
Isn't Kojima like 60? why does he dress like a zoomer?
almost got to his now wife to run away on their second date because he forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Hey, Refn, stop stealing my moves!
Most Japanese people under the age of 50 understand and speak English well enough to function, most of the time they just realize they sound completely fucking retarded
You can find interviews and shit with Kojima from the early 2000s where he's speaking Engrish anf talking about Metal Gear and shit, but at some point he must've been told or watched some footage back and understood how awful he sounds, so he's been using interpreters for public speaking in the West for like 15 years
I don't think Kojima actually understands English. I remember him posting on Twitter that he was in a plane and saw American film, but didn't understand it and has to watch it again when he gets home in Japanese.
How much is Kojima paying him?
Kojima is hilarious to me, he seems like such an average guy that happened to luck out with metal gear solid and has just been coasting on that and hanging out with people he thinks are cool
Like I said, retard, you can find him speaking Engrish all the time 20+ years ago, sounding like a mushmouth retard but mostly understandable
He does speak English
All his games until Death Stranding has been Deviantart donut steels.
zoom zoom
Zone of the Enders is the best mecha video game franchise to exist
Policenauts is kino
Boktai is fun as fuck in spite of the sunlight gimmick
I've never played Snatcher
He's only the producer in Boktai and ZOE.
cool, I didn't know that because I was 11 back then, but I remember his name being attached to them all, in most cases his name is what sold them to people across the world
the point is thinking Kojima is just MGS and Death Stranding means you're under the age of like 23
Fuck off Nicolas. You make threads about yourself every week. It's getting old. Go sperg about Gundam toys to your wife, none of us want to suffer you.
As a reminder, Todd is still much shorter than Kojima.
You’re the cute boy.
Do you think Kojima has a towel yet?
There is no game. He just contrived a reason to scan two of his waifus.
This isn’t Anon Babble so you’re going to have to use your unpozzed vocabulary.
he doesn't know DA
beta generation or demented boomer
No I’m just not a homosexual Asian
he owes most of it to shinkawa
he speaks english, he just won't do it on camera because like 15 years ago people made fun of his accent one time
We are totally getting a nude JOOST movie
So what nobody would expect him to speak perfect English
The kojimboner shot
He also doesn't really speak English so he just stands around and probably says "nicetomeetchu" while smiling and nodding and then they take a picture
For someone so obsessed with American culture its strange that he can't speak English after having so long to learn
doubt it, he probably speaks english decently but hams up his accent because whities love it