Thoughts?

2nd best movie in the Franchise

The next movie needs to be set in the 1920s to 1950s so we can get some more olde timey thyme kills

Think of people gettiong killed by rail roads, tesla coils and zepplins

Doesn't make a lot of sense when you think about it but it's fun for what it is.

Perfect popcorn flick for a Saturday night with step dad

You just gave a review for the entire series

The next one should be set in the early 50's around a group of holocaust survivors.

Not really, the 4th one is

Doesn't make sense when you think about it and it's not all that fun either.

I planned a day around it, brought the millenial crew out. We predrank and enjoyed the fuck out of it. It was a genuinely cherishable day.

$450M total easily

Worth every penny. Super fun, switch off brain when watching to enjoy it better

Hear me out
I'll help some FD retard creators and I'll do it for free
Based on what Predator did with their franchise, what about a final destination in the past:

black plague

ancient egypt

roman empire

old chink culture

aztecas

old japanese wars

WWI

WWII

I wouldn't choose Indian culture because it's very easier to die there. You either get raped or food poisoned. Not even talk about middle east which would be the same plus a random bomb in your head while you're sleeping next to your lovely goat

DEI slop

Horror movies like these just make me sad.
It's all college kids with families getting killed. It's sad :(

Satanic, demonic, liberal. Typical Hollywood big city valueless trash.

Worth every penny.

heh....i get it

It was enjoyable. Not kino by any means, but, definitely the type of movie that is best enjoyed at the kinoplex whilst sitting in comfy, reclining chairs. Try sneaking in your own food and snacks though. I paid damn near thirty dollars for popcorn, soda, and candy. These theaters nowadays...they take your wallet remorselessly.

he doesn't sneak his own snacks in

Marathoned the entire franchise to watch this, you don't really have to, but they were all fun to watch again after so many years. Plot-wise it's definitely the best elaboration on what the first one did, the gore delivers although it's not the most gory one of the franchise, Tony Todd's posthumous presence (and character) adds to the mystique of the film and gives it a sense of closure. The biggest challenge to my suspension of disbelief was pretending she was 18yo.

penny

Kek

Not again

It was filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia with mostly Canadian actors

It was filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia with mostly Canadian actors

This film lacked some tariffs desu

Nothing beats the original film.

Kino. Who was Jerry Fenbury?

Trash shit movie shilled to hell on this fucking board.

Wait did they say she was supposed to be 18? I kinda forgot that she was supposed to be in college which implies 18 to 22 but she looked 27 at least. Im guessing the actress is 27. Gonna look now.

penny is a circle

tower is circular

weather vane spins in a circle

lawnmower blades spin in a circle

soccer ball is spherical

MRI machine is a giant circle

vending machine spring is a bunch of circles

light pole is cylindrical

logs are cylindrical

Circlebros... I don't feel too good...

Without spoiling it, are the deaths cruel and mean-spirited suffering, or wacky and messy, but generally good-humoured?
I don't like it when the people suffer heaps before dying, but I don't mind when they get killed near instantaneously, just in comically violent ways.

A balance of both

I doubt I could do better than these zoomers, even if you watched them recently it's a big cast full of generic names and one-use actors

youtube.com/watch?v=OoypDGAqHgA

one thing is all the main characters are actually just a nice, chill family and there aren't really any assholes so I felt bad when each one got killed

Ah shit. Might have to skip this one then. Watched each one in cinema on release, but I've gone super soft in my old age. Thanks bros

You double negro I thought I was getting another ghost rider movie

Whining about shilling while Star Wars fags are raping the catalog for the 4575678567th time

I saw this today with my dad. First time I left the house in 4 months. Was worth it

i fell asleep a bit through the movie and missed a couple deaths. anyone else think tony todd reveal was a let down?

Was the movie that boring or was your sleep schedule that fucked?

anyone else think tony todd reveal was a let down?

Compared to all the foreshadowing yeah it kind of was, he basically knows just as much as the rest.

Ya seethe?

The Hawk Tuah lookin' bitch was a cunt.

Goddammit why

Some fun facts about Anon Babble: It's made of the same code as the Japanese imageboard 2chan. And even more impressive, the entire backend hasn't been updated since 2014.

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no i was just high

The neighbor who always wanted to play catch with Erik

Don’t forget all the water involved

I know you're mocking me, but the directors explicitly talk about the circle motif.

First part of the movie felt like the end of Titanic. Lots of action and gruesome ends. Slowed down after that, as expected, but remained enjoyable the whole ride through. Didn't care for the main heroine, nor her asian brother. I liked the two brothers though

I liked this lil dude even with the little screen time he got. I'm glad they didn't show his gruesome death onscreen.

This has quite a few likeable characters, pretty refreshing for a modern movie.

Satanic, demonic

If Jesus Christ is truly your Lord and Savior, then you need not fear death at all. Openly mocking Satan is a centuries old Christian tradition, and making fun movies about death is a contemporary way of celebrating Christ's victory in destroying death itself so that we can join our Heavenly Father for eternity.
Of course, you'd know this if you actually went to church and weren't just larping on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.

Christ acktually was a gorefag

Why does everyone love this movie? I thought it was pretty lazy

OG Final Destination

all characters are stressed, there's a sense of dread, tension and desperation

you didn't know all deaths because the trailer didn't spoil them

death felt like an unavoidable presence

overall spooky dramatic movie

This gay zoomer Final Destination

character dgaf, main girl has her grandmother face explode right in front of her, that should have traumatized her but she just lies in bed for like a minute

dad dies, very next scene everyone is joking about everything

sister dies, brothers act like they dont give a FUCK, no one looks scared, they just walk around the hospital in a very relaxed manner

that whole stupid peanut idea was boring, in a hospital there are better ways to flat line...

"if you kill someone you get the rest of their years" when was that mentioned? Did I miss any movie? Also, why is it even introduced just to do the baby joke? Those guys lost their dad and sister in horrifying ways and they just walk around joking

Best part of Bloodlines was the initial story. The rest was SHIT. Best horror movie of the year my ass

whats considered the best movie in the franchise?

Just because your autism is unable to read other people's emotions doesn't mean that they aren't feeling them.

some of them are painful, like the mri and the worst one is the famous one anon is spamming as gif, but every other death is very quick.

You are a fucking retard if you compare the sorrow/fear people in 1 were displaying and Bloodlines where almost all their family dies and they dont seem to care

If you ever lost people you'd see this is not how people would react - especially if that death also means an impeding horrendous death to you

Did we watch different movies? They had funerals and characters being in a constant state of grief and sorrow, with Erik (the piercing guy) being the only exception because that's his character.

"if you kill someone you get the rest of their years" when was that mentioned? Did I miss any movie?

Yeah, the fitfh one.

I bet that anon jumped every time the movie had a loud noise too

Um ackshully a parent dies first as explicitly explained. So a roasty widow morns her shattered existence

Proof that the audience wants mainstream dumb slop gore opposed to Terrifiers dumb slop gore

You won’t regret watching it

LOL

They’re too scared for themselves to care

did you ONLY watch 1 before this? it's totally different in tone from all the sequels. if you expected it to be like 1 then of course you'll be disappointed.

It made me want to SHOUT

what was the point of the tattoo parlor scene if death had no reason to kill the dude yet

Fucking slop.

Predictable slop.

>character dgaf, main girl has her grandmother face explode right in front of her, that should have traumatized her but she just lies in bed for like a minute

she was

dad dies, very next scene everyone is joking about everything

they still in grief and dont believe actual scenario

>sister dies, brothers act like they dont give a FUCK, no one looks scared, they just walk around the hospital in a very relaxed manner

they did

that whole stupid peanut idea was boring, in a hospital there are better ways to flat line...

autism

>"if you kill someone you get the rest of their years" when was that mentioned? Did I miss any movie? Also, why is it even introduced just to do the baby joke? Those guys lost their dad and sister in horrifying ways and they just walk around joking

zoomer, and fucking idiot

No thats just the difference between then and now