The problem with Andor is that the characters are boring and I don't care about them

The problem with Andor is that the characters are boring and I don't care about them

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The problem with Andor is that the characters are not the Skywalkers

Fixed. Star Wars is about Luke, Anakin, and all characters associated with them.

True, I've only watched season 1 and I only liked the chud empire wagie and Stellan Skarsgaard. All the women put me to sleep and gormless bargain bin Pedro Pascal lead is a total charisma void.

Tony Gilroy seems to think Star Wars is about fighting Donald Trump lol

So true. Why weren't the characters as fun and unique as old Star Wars? We had Luke (Generic white guy), Han (Generic white guy), Leia (Damsel in distress), Obi Wan (Generic white guy), Anakin (Generic white guy), Padme (Damsel in distress).

All of the characters, including the minor ones, are better than any characters Lucas ever created.
Now seethe and cry some more.

In new star wars we have generic DEI hires.

The imperial scenes are the best part

IT'S JUST LIKE PALESTINE! TRUMP BAD!

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The problem with Andor is that most of its characters are not even characters. Not defined even on an archetype level. Complete charisma vacuums with zero personality. For instance, what the fuck was the point of THIS character? What WAS even his character? It's baffling. Same with Bix. Andor himself is insufferably boring and bland. Luthen and Syril carried this show hard.

The problem with Andor is that most of its characters are not even characters

Just lying now.
Meanwhile, chuds pretend that the prequels had good characters.

Luthen was one of the few kino aspects of this show

Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit

ME LIKEY LIGHTSABER GO SWISHY SWISHY

That's nice OP. Why don't you run along now and watch Attack of the Clones again.

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It's so funny that the current de-facto figurehead of the Democrats is David Hogg
sorry bros I don't think you'll be taking 28. Probably not 32 either.

I've never seen a party in such disarray. You've got half telling the woketards to shut up. But the woketards are out there doing rallies and raising money.

Someone dig up Ross Perot, it's his time to shine

What classic chud responses did I miss?

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I don't find it boring.
And I care about the characters.

Trumpfags catch wind about a TV show of an Empire committing genocide and they instantly think of their guy

>Trumpfags catch wind about a TV show of an Empire committing genocide and they instantly think of their guy

Literally the opposite. It's you retards that bring it up

"The massacre on Ghorman was just like how trans are being massacred right now by Drumpf!"

"The fascism of the Empire in Andor is so relevant to our current politcal climate."

Yet you have to invent supposed lefty quotes about this while this thread is filled with chuds crying about how this is all about Trump. How much more delusional and disingenuous can one be?

The Empire were nothing but jobbers during the 2nd season
The rebels escaped Coruscant twice with barely any complications

It wasn't a nothingburger, Ivan

Ok faggot

libtards think Trump going to jail because of muh Russia

hype up Mueller report to the moon

"Mueller is the silent assassin"

"Mueller is sharpening the knives"

"It's Mueller Time!"

report drops and nothing happens

libtards turn on Mueller

Except that's not funny at all. Everyone including Hogg is getting boomer fatigue of all the oldfag Dummycrats.

Yet you have to invent supposed lefty quotes about this while this thread is filled with chuds crying about how this is all about Trump. How much more delusional and disingenuous can one be?

You're right, bleddit and the media don't say things like this....

Correct, I bet no one on reddit, and sure as hell not the media, are saying things like

"The massacre on Ghorman was just like how trans are being massacred right now by Drumpf!"

This is in your head. However, every Andor thread on this board is filled to the brim with examples of Chuds claiming that Andor is all about Drumpf, because Mon Mothma said that lying is bad and that there is such a thing as objective truth.

. Everyone including Hogg is getting boomer fatigue of all the oldfag Dummycrats.

The young ones like Hogg are even worse

doubling down on anti-gun shit is a death sentence. The entire country isn't the west coast and NY

more trans in sports

stop deporting gang members!

Cite a single example

All three of those things are nothingburgers, Ivan. Meanwhile

Stop bombing Palestinians

Win

All three of those things are nothingburgers,

Sure thing, retard. There are many pro gun Dem House members because they are in red state.

muh Palestine

Wars come and go, this woke shit has been chugging for over 10 years now.

Personally, the Ghormann scenes really reminded me of this thread, because chuds are getting absolutely massacred

because chuds are getting absolutely massacred

We won the biggest election in US history by the biggest margin that's mathematically possible.

This thread is a mess. Are multiple trolls shadowboxing around each other?

Would you join the Rebellion against the Empire?

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In ANH? Yes.
In Andor? No.
The rebels seem like fucking assholes. The Empire sucks, but if you carved out a comfy niche for yourself with the Empire it's not worth risking for those Andor faggots.

Kamala Harris literally bragged about owning a Glock, threw trans people under the bus, and wanted to deport illegals. And she still lost. But go on about how Hogg is bad.

Andor have more interesting characters thanj the original trilogy because it has a totally different tone, sometimes watching Andor i found star wars too campy, like after seeing the 2 seasons i cannot connect very well all that with Palpatine and the movies, they seem too superficial now.

Maybe Andor creators made a mistake; making a serious and more deep plot for a silly space opera

Kamala Harris literally bragged about owning a Glock,

I never said otherwise, I was talking about David Hogg (and the other young one). This wasn't a gun election. But Hogg is with the DNC and the DNC isn't just the Presidency, it's Congress, local, etc
Libtards are so fucking stupid.

threw trans people under the bus,

No she didn't. She just didn't mention them at all and hoped the problem would go away. If she came out and said "I was wrong when I said thats prisoners should get taxpayer funded surgeries and I'm against trans in sports" she would have done better.

and wanted to deport illegals

Pure headcanon. She told Lester Holt the border wasn't a problem and she never visited it (Lester was shocked). She supported that shitty bi-partisan bill in early 2024 that said "we will close border only if crossings are over 15,000 per day" which is fucking insane. She didn't want to deport anyone.

Empire casually throws innocent people in prison to work as slave labour for the rest of their lives

Empire casually plots to destroy a planet via mining and rendering its population dead or homeless

Empire builds a superweapon to blow up human worlds

So what mean things did the rebels do?

i found star wars too campy,

That's how it's supposed to be faggot. Andor is some wanna prestige BBC drama.

ike after seeing the 2 seasons i cannot connect very well all that with Palpatine and the movies, they seem too superficial now.

They came first. And more like Andor is pretentious garbage.

>Empire casually throws innocent people in prison to work as slave labour for the rest of their lives

>Empire casually plots to destroy a planet via mining and rendering its population dead or homeless

>Empire builds a superweapon to blow up human worlds

Again, retard. 99.9999% of the people didn't know about the slave labor or the plots to destory Ghorman or the Death Star.
If you were just some guy living in the Empire (at the time of Andor) and you were doing ok, you wouldn't join the rebel.

So what mean things did the rebels do?

Did you watch the show? If you just the rebellion you might get killed...by the rebels. Then the leaders will try to smear you for doing the right thing.

Again

How is "again" if it's the first time it's mentioned ITT?

If you were just some guy living in the Empire (at the time of Andor) and you were doing ok, you wouldn't join the rebel.

But you'd probably end up in prison as slave labour for nothing, or watch the Empire steal and destroy your planet.

Did you watch the show?

Apparently I'm the only one of us that did.

If you just the rebellion you might get killed

Did you miss where Imperials kill their own all the time? Oh probably, you didn't watch the show lmao.

So what "asshole" things do the rebels do?

99.9999% of the people didn't know about the slave labor or the plots to destory Ghorman or the Death Star.

.... but you do and you're ok with the empire?

But you'd probably end up in prison as slave labour for nothing, or watch the Empire steal and destroy your planet.

99.999% of the people didn't think this or know this.

Did you miss where Imperials kill their own all the time? Oh probably, you didn't watch the show lmao.

Uh, not everyone LIVING in the Empire is an IMPERIAL SOLDIER you fucking retard.

So what "asshole" things do the rebels do?

I already said, they killed other rebels. And AGAIN I am not framing this as someone who watched the tv show Andor, I am framing it as a guy who lives in the Empire and is oblivious to how bad they are. But if that guy decides to join the rebels (the good guys) he might be killed by them.

.... but you do and you're ok with the empire?

I never said I was. We always knew the Empire was trash, but now Andor made the rebels look like trash as well. No fucking way would I die for that Council of Faggot on Yavin.

99.999% of the people didn't think this or know this.

But you do, which makes you seem retarded lmao

Uh, not everyone LIVING in the Empire is an IMPERIAL SOLDIER

And? Neither is everyone they kill or imprison. Relevance?

I already said, they killed other rebels

Not really. You literally have nothing else? Slavery and being murdered by the Empire is ok because you've convinced yourself the rebels kill other rebels?

your "comfy niche" would be as slave labor

But you do, which makes you seem retarded lmao

AGAIN, I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about the pov from an average Empire citizen.
kys retard.

And? Neither is everyone they kill or imprison. Relevance?

The relevance is that you said "The Imperials kill each other too", but that has nothing to do with an average Empire citizen like I'm talking about. The rebels want the average Empire citizen to join them. But that citizen might get killed...by the rebels.

Slavery and being murdered by the Empire is ok because you've convinced yourself the rebels kill other rebels?

AGAIN (and this your last you you bleddit spacing faggot). I'm not talking about ME, I'm talking about some average Empire citizen who wouldn't know about all the bad stuff the Empire does.

your "comfy niche" would be as slave labor

Yeah, all that slave labor on Coruscant....

But Hogg is with the DNC

Except the DNC don't want Hogg because he's 'too radical' for them. Again, he has boomer fatigue just like every American.

She just didn't mention them at all

Right, she threw them under the bus. She did nothing different regarding trans people compared to Trump.

Pure headcanon

She wanted to deport illegals, same as Trump. Dummycrats are Republican Lite and they wonder why they keep losing.

AGAIN, I'm not talking about me

If your theoretical POV doesn't know about those crimes, it won't know about what the rebels do either. Your attempt at playing dumb fails lmao

but that has nothing to do with an average Empire citizen

Sure it does, said citizens overthrew the Empire BECAUSE they saw it murdering them and enslaving them

AGAIN

Dumb sperg. Rebels don't kill each other, and your pretend POV is retarded. Imagine roleplaying as a bootlicking faggot kek.

... what imperial prisons are there? did you even watch the show?

Except the DNC don't want Hogg because he's 'too radical' for them.

He's Vice Chair (or whatever). They are trying to get rid of him, but who knows if that will work. And it's not just him. AOC and Bernie are raising huge money and doing rallies.

Right, she threw them under the bus. She did nothing different regarding trans people compared to Trump.

Uh, no dummy. Trump said "there's only 2 genders" and "no more trans in sports or bathrooms". Kamala just kept silent, though her positions are well known based on that insane quote.

She wanted to deport illegals,

She was VP and Border Czar for years and did NOTHING.

... what imperial prisons are there? did you even watch the show?

Most didn't know about those prisons. The population of the Empire is fucking massive. They dont' know that a Death Star is being made and they're using slave labor prisons to do it.

Kamala just kept silent

That's literally throwing them under the bus. Do you know what that phrase means, chuddie?

She was VP and Border Czar for years and did NOTHING.

Right, did nothing by standing by the status quo of deporting illegals. She ran on the same position as Trump.

Run as a Republican Lite

Lose

How could this happen

That's literally throwing them under the bus. Do you know what that phrase means, chuddie?

Uh, no. Throwing them under the bus would be saying what Trump said. She just hoped the problem would go away, retard.

chuddie

At this dumb talk and you wonder why lost the most important election in history. MAGA until 2032 at this point.

Right, did nothing by standing by the status quo of deporting illegals. She ran on the same position as Trump.

They just kept coming back in because the border was open (which she could have closed or used things like Title 42 that Trump used). You are just another delusional libtard that thinks Trump and Kamala/Biden were the same on the border.

Run as a Republican Lite

Lose

In all fairness to Kamala, Biden really fucked her over. Kamala would have lost an open primary and a better candidate would have emerged. But by the time Biden dropped out it was too late for that
And Republican lite? She campaigned with Liz Cheney who is a fucking neocon and her dad was Darth Vader to libs. that's not "Republican lite", that's "neocon lite".