Why are film critics like this?

Almost a week since the Superman trailer dropped

Not a word about it from Critical Drinker

Why do you fuckasses take this bog trotting drunkards film opinions seriously again?

He's waiting for enough evidence to call it woke/the-message

why did you mention critics in the subject field when this thread is about a youtuber?

not a good plan clip

J Jonah Jameson laughing clip

SON OF A BITCH clip

5th element laugh clip

girl fart from not another teen movie clip

He’s actually a highly respected author, faggot.

By which you mean the spiritual kike is calculating whats the most lucrative thing for him to say about it

He's too busy jerking off to Andor

because they have greater insight than a seething troon like yourself

because he has to wait for the general consensus to drop.
he alienated his own fanbase by shitting on Thunderbolts

critical drinker

critic

Jack Daniels

Who fuckin' drinks Jack? Shit tastes like stomach acid and regret. if you have to mix your booze with something to make it taste better, it means it's absolute dogshit.

Imagine being filtered by jack daniels of all things.

you and I both know he doesn't need that much evidence.

he has to be careful with his opinion. He doesn't want to end up like EVS or Comics Matter w/ ya boi Zack

Not filtered, I just like quality shit better. However, more power to you if you drink the stuff. More for you and people who like it, I guess. Now, if someone offered me a shot of it? I'll of course take it because beggars can't be choosers. Oh what were we talking about? Oh yes, this fucking guy, Critical Drinker. I used to like his stuff back then, but I don't know. He's kind of run out of steam over the years. I agree with the posters on here, he needs new jokes and video clips instead of these ones provided here.
It gets fucking old after a few videos.

"fuck off, film"

Normal reviews, but a beer guy!

He needs to know what his audience wants him to say so he can keep them.

Waiting for the guy's opinion who talks like he has got some ball stuck in his throat

KEK

awww geeez doood.... this CHILDREN'S MEDIA PROPERTY is rough to get through... im gonna need a STIFF MANLY WHISKEY DRINK to get through this... also my MANLY AVIATOR SHADES will help block out having to watch the rest of it... dont forget to use my special code MANLYWARRIORPOET for 10% off your next order of BLACK RIFLE COFFEE

Btw if you think this guy is a genuine critic you have zero actual taste in cinema also probably no internal monologue or ability to critically engage in anything

why hasn't he released x BIDIO YET!!!!!!! IT'S BEEN A WHOLE WEEK

do hatewatcher cucks really?

Not at all.
Drinker has his little weekly podcast and he farms that for ideas that he boils down into his main channel videos. Everyone on his show was talking about the Superman trailer this week so in a few you'll see on his main channel that he's distilled their half hour gab session into "his" opinion on the Superman trailer.

Shit tastes like stomach acid and regret

That's the entire appeal of it and Tennesse Whiskey ig retard, you use a proper Kentucky bourbon if you want to use a whiskey for making cocktails.

How come he complains about female leads in action movies and then has not one, but two stronk military womyn in his books?
And not only that, one's a womanlet who is an abrasive cunt to everyone and the other's called the God of War.

if you think being an actual critic is some super specialised thing only a few can do then you're an even bigger clown.

He's doing it so I don't have to watch one single frame of jewish anti White propaganda.

Buy an ad, shill.

This, I really only watch him to see if new normieslop is watchable or if it's slop that's also loaded.

He's not a film critic. He's a grifter who only targets le woke slop, so clearly the Superman trailer must have been rather harmless.

Nope most people are capable of being genuine in the way I meant it, as in sincere. Even he could decide to become sincere if he wanted to.
Interesting how many people will trust a guy like this to tell them whats in media they dont actually watch and go so far as to deem these films/tv shows as hate crimes against them

Anon is clearly not reality

Zack is crying right now and you're laughing.

That's the entire appeal of it and Tennesse Whiskey ig retard

Did you read my follow up response? I guess not. Here it is.
Jesus, you're worse than people who drink Malort and that shit tastes like fucking pure gasoline.

Also imagining defending a drink where the founder kicked the safe, broke his toe, and died due to a blood infection. Kind of embarrassing, but hilarious if you ask me. That's Darwin Award worthy!

Also imagining

ESL detected, opinion rejected
You didn't say anything about the drink itself other than you considering it to be mid, which is fine.

dont actually watch

I don't watch any new big studio slop anyway, I really only do it when a normie friend or a girl wants to take me to see some new shit.
I don't want to award these slimy fucks for making loaded dogshit.

Darwin Award

They still make midwits like you?

Alright, well other than that, what bourbons do you like or drinks in particular? Instead of fighting over drinks like faggots, let's talk about drinks.

what bourbons do you like

I'm not a big fan of drinking bourbon neat or on the rocks and much prefer it in a cocktail. In that regard it's pretty much impossible to beat an old fashioned made with maker's mark.
With whiskey on the rocks or neat I like a smooth tennessee Whiskey (I like Fugitives) or some Irish (I'm not picky, Jameson gets the job done). A nice scotch is good when I want to splurge.

What’s any of that got to do with the original point: you’re a pussy that can’t handle his drink?