How would you cheat death?

What if killing animals actually counts as a way to get more years???

Would it work?

would you kill someone

In this hypothetical situation in which I was on deaths list and killing individuals gives me their lifespan I'd Commit a major multi death terrorism in the final destination universe

Henlo NSA

If the you have to kill someone thing actually works why did the guy from the fifth movie died at the end???

just says they're all going to die anyways, then starts aura farming

"I intend to fully enjoy whatever time I have left - because you never know"

"good luck"

She could most definitely take JB's place, since the actor is dead. The new wise one.

RESEARCH POWER

that's made up right
I can't believe any MRI would have some mad doctor type setting so strong it would literally pull even the surrounding magnets outside the room in
Or that any decent hospital wouldn't know when the machine was turned on erroneously
yeah I know it's >le Death magic
It's still crazy how the pool suction death is vastly more realistic AND has happened multiple times than all the nonsense in FD

she appears

just die and you will be fine

lol

dont appear for the rest of the movie

Might be cool

i would die to escape the bad movie

bitches don't know about RESEARCH MODE

There is a bulldozer or crane blocking one of the roads from memory. It suddenly moves to free the road up and allow the speeding bus to zoom by. Something like that I think

because the guy he killed had a brain clot and was about to die any day regardless. you don't save yourself completely by killing someone, you just steal their time

Nah tanning beds, MRIs, escalators, Lasik machines. They all got research mode.
Ian killed a pidgeon

How would you kill yourself?

What would even be the point of a Research Mode?
What the fuck you researching, how to cause magnetic disasters inside the hospital?

I mean the protagonist
He killed his friend and still died at the end

Not counting this film, who can even return to the franchise?

ALIVE

Kimberly
Thomas

MAYBE ALIVE NOT CONFIRMED DEAD

Wendy
Julie
Kevin
Alex

DEAD

Everyone else

Am I missing anyone?

Everyone from the third movie died

Wendy, Julie and Kevin are dead. Wendy’s last vision was too late.

Sure but we don't actually see any of these 4 characters die, that's why they are in the maybe list

All of the deaths in this new movie were fucking trash. They added a comedic/zany effect to ALL of them in some attempt to water-down their goreslop. Audiences have become such fucking pussies. Also we all know CGI just gets worse and worse each year so the trash compacter death that you fags were shilling was nowhere even near top 10 of the franchise.

I think people all over the world should join hands and start a love train~

Setting the magnetics high enough and you can see a persons soul.

anon you gotta have the chops to keep the government subsidizing you with research money somehow

Ya seethe?

Normies dont enjoy Gore

They added a comedic/zany effect to ALL of them in some attempt to water-down their goreslop

This is how we know you have no fucking clue how these movies work

might as well keep it consistent with other generals at this stage

for ref :

I watch FD movies but in the end they're just too depressing desu, there's nothing the characters can do, they just die traumatically always

"..."

Gotta keep our moneymaker/trigger ammo

FD2, and even potentially FD1 and FD3 beg to differ

I think part of the whole series is something about man's hubris, creating grand things and having them be his undoing. I don't think that'd work so well pre-industrial revolution.

Alex and Wendy died. Kim drowned and was resuscitated.

What happened with the "new life breaks the cycle" rule and people giving birth? Wasn't that in 2 or 3 or something? Seems Bloodlines doesn't adhere to that rule

FD3 deaths whilst likely are not confirmed. Alex is the very most likely for a return and retcon, more so than Kimberly. He is literally the only character officially "off-screened" in the franchise, not to mention he was the MC. I just don't see with the newborn popularity of this movie how they don't bring him back given his exit. Especially with the actor doing horror movies a lot again.

I absolutely cannot get over the added bonus of the bloodshot eyeballs, the disembodied arm, coupled with the top half of her skull left in the sun while her lower jaw and rest of her body all get pushed left and squished into the wall perfectly. Not even fucking Mortal Kombat can achieve this level of kino. Bravo.

Best of all, she felt every second of it, including her arm - I don't think she was there anymore to feel the rest of her body get meatpacked though. Pretty sure your feelings go offline with your nervous system, even if your consciousness fades with the remaining top half of your skull.

I wanted to feel bad for Hawk Tuah but she was a bitch.

Well according to the new movie they were just flat out wrong about that in FD2 and the baby most likely got got along with the baby mama

Just play it at half or 0.25x speed and stare into her eyes as her soul leaves. She's so sad and disappointed in you because you didn't save your waifu in time, anon.

Clear said that Alex died under her care and was the reason why she checked into a mental institution.

new-fmovies.cam/film/final-destination-bloodlines/555l6nMt/x2t5Avbh-watch-movies-online.html

1 hour 5 minutes in, you can enjoy her cute yelps and screams with it. Don't look away.

No a brick fell on his head in an alleyway when they were on holiday. All we see is a newspaper clipping. It'll be retconned.

Retard FD3 & FD2 were pretty blunt and cruel with the deaths. I never once flinched or said OUCH as I did watching the other movies growing up. Fuck even FD4 had that cool death with that one guy’s body blow up with a stray wheel. The “funny” deaths were only reserved for the archetypal comedic characters jn the previous movie but every single character in this film seemed to have died like “ooopsie!! ahahaha”. There was so desperation in their screams or cries before dying. IDK how they fucked up something like this. Should've got Wong back. Also thought they were going to touch up on more lore of the death curse? Why does it happen? Any ancient history behind it? I get that Tony Todd was dying IRL but they could’ve made up fucking something. The dick piercing MRI scene was funny as fuck and I did enjoy that.

I doubt it. Sawa said he always had scheduling conflicts every time they invited him back for FD2, so they had to remove him permanently.

Dude, FD2 and FD3 were full of fucking comedy leading up to the deaths. The fuck are you on about?

Watching the 4th movie with my little sister rn

Can someone explain to me, why the old woman thought that building a fortified cabin would be a good idea?
It's very clear, that the more objects you have that can cause damage, the higher the chance death will get you.

She has surrounded herself in a compound filled with innumerable sharp and pointy objects.

On the other hand, if she actually had a brain, she would be living in a minimalist style room, thusly.

Me and my brother discovered the A->B button on our dvd player that let us replay a small section of the film over and over. I've seen and laughed at that guy getting crushed by the glass a million times.
The entire series has always been at least partially comedy, that's why it's great, and why the worst ones are the worst because the deaths are boring.

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He did have scheduling conflicts? He was shooting Slackers at the same time I believe. They opted to off-screen him instead of delaying production. He initially would have been the MC again in the first draft, then they wanted him for the role that Clear eventually had, and then they wrote him out. Anyway, Devon Sawa has been doing a lot of horror again (something he said he wanted to move away from in his early career since he was getting typecast from Casper, Idle Hands, Final Destination) and was just recently in Heart Eyes for example. I think it is far likelier they rework it so he comes back than AJ Cook desu. At most I would expect a happy ending with Kimberly and Tom being married or something if they're ever revisited as characters.

The sharp and pointy objects were all outside her cabin, mainly intended to scare away visitors. Inside her cabin, death was actually kinda her bitch, to the point it gave up and just settled for giving her cancer. She was fully familiar with everything going on inside her cabin, as well as every potential threat within it. In a controlled environment, death has way less ability to pull off a kill without getting spotted. Both Iris in 6 and Alex in 1 understood this.

can someone go into more detail and really stress the depravity and humanity of it all
like REALLY hurt me with detailed writing for this scene,I wanna see how sadistic you fuckers can get

That's retarded, if that was a plan she had, she would have isolated the dangers, not spread them throughout her compound.

Surely putting one spike in the center of the room, and then you're baiting death with the ONLY object available to him, is way more logical.

Why live somewhere visitors will turn up?
Also, what exactly did the spikes around the compound achieve, that signs saying "DOGS OFF LEASH, TRESPASSERS SHOT ON SITE, ASBESTOS DUMP", etc. wouldn't?

In the books ppl that flatline and come back become an agent of Death. Their actions trigger rube Goldberg deaths for other characters constantly.

Shit really? Which books?

No offence anon, but you sound arrogant and like you would get insta-got by death. I imagine you would either be done like the pigeon kid from FD2 or the fire extinguisher mechanic guy from FD4.

Motherfucker. I’m not saying that the movies didn’t have comedic moments before I meant that the deaths in the new movie weren’t fucking disturbing or brutal as they could’ve been (compared to the rest of the fackin’ franchise). Even with important “serious” characters like the hapa siblings’ mom, iris herself, and the hapa main character too!!! It was all like “agahah u got pwned” rather than “oh damn that was brutal”. Compared to another recent goreslop franchise Terrifier, it does a great job at maintaining comedic effect but also making the murders uncomfortable, even if its a fucking clown doing in with the most redditcore face possible.

She set up multiple opportunities that she was aware of and in control of so that she could fuck with death instead of death fucking with her. This is shown when the lamp is burning the hanging plant rope, and Iris hears the burning. She immediately throws something at the heat lamp because she KNOWS that's the danger. It's like her teasing death the same way death teases literally 90% of the characters that get killed.

End of the Line

MRI was brutal anon. Garbage dump was brutal. Glass shard caused anxiety. There being moments of levity don't un-stress the situations.

noncanon novels

The more I think about it, the more retarded the movie gets.
Surely this is peak turn your brain off.

There doesn't seem to be any consistency in the powers death has. It can make the wind change on a dime and rube goldberg a weather vane into someone's face within seconds, but it can't just spawn a forest fire? What about a tornado? A random rabid bear to turn up and fuck your shit?

Also, what kind of schedule is death on? It seems to be working so slowly, that survivors of an initial fuck-up can spawn generations of new people before it decides to strike? Then sometimes it will stage a mass casualty event out of the blue?

Thinking about the movie is arrogance? It seems as though not thinking about death at all and just going about your business is less problematic than actively trying to cheat it, although again, the woman who has cheated death for decades gets an easy quick end, and the people who just found out they are cheating death get killed in horrible ways.

There's teasing death in a smart way, by making the only way it can get you take a long time and several steps, and there's being a retard and surrounding yourself with spiked barricades, mantraps and propane tanks.

One is a thought-out approach, the other is just relying on plot armor until the exposition has been delivered.

They put out novelizations of the first three movies and six (a seventh was solicited, but cancelled) original novels (as well as a comic series) in the mid-2000s. Here's the links that've been passed around, though I think they're all on the Internet Archive:
mediafire.com/folder/vyusyeskctiix/Final_Destination_(Complete)
mediafire.com/folder/h645pncjjy8ao/Final_Destination_Spring_Break

A random rabid bear to turn up and fuck your shit?

The only time I remember an animal being used was a horse causing to be impaled, unless you count the pigeons in 2.

A rat getting electrocuted causes the subway track to change in 3

There doesn't seem to be any consistency in the powers death has

This is true for literally every entry in the franchise. The water receding in FD1. The bullets not going off in FD2. The bulldozer moving in FD1 also. Hairspray in FD4. Ladder in FD2.

what kind of schedule is death on?

Did you watch the film? It literally explains this in detail.

It seems as though not thinking about death at all and just going about your business is less problematic than actively trying to cheat it

This is also a major plot point in the new movie. Tony Todd's character literally says your better off doing this and have the example of Darlene's character as someone who derailed her life by doing the opposite.

There's teasing death in a smart way, by making the only way it can get you take a long time and several steps, and there's being a retard and surrounding yourself with spiked barricades, mantraps and propane tanks

She had survived for decades and only died when she gave up and decided to let Death have her so she could convince her granddaughter.

It's only plot-armour if you disregard all the information provided to you. Nearly all your "criticisms" could be levelled at the entire series.

I reject the notion that some retarded incest gypsie can just curse me and all my friends to die because she feels like it

brownoid witchcraft can be defeated by inherent aryan vrill

A simple "no, fuck off" to the gypsy curse will suffice to end it, if you are white enough.

We’re not talking about Drag Me to Hell, doofus.

I would listen. And that's what no one did.

Why live somewhere visitors will turn up?

She needs groceries doordashed to her anon, I don't know if she was the permaculture type

Did you watch the film?

I tried, I never heard a logical explanation for why death has, for no reason at all, allowed 3 generations of people to be born, instead of spawning infant pneumonia and dealing with the problem at the crib.

Tony Todd's character literally says your better off doing this

Yes, but the second part of my sentence talks about how there's no consistency. The old woman cheats death for decades and is rewarded with a quick death, the girl going jogging, not thinking about shit, has an absolutely horrible death.

She had survived for decades and only died when she gave up

Which, again, lacks consistency with the information we're told, it's also immersion breaking, that she has allegedly dodged death for decades, and can't see the logical thread between dangerous objects and possibilities for death to fuck your shit up instantly.

Nearly all your "criticisms" could be levelled at the entire series.

It's been absolutely ages since I saw any of of the other movies, pretty sure I saw the first one when I was a kid and haven't seen it since. If the rest of the series is as dumb as this movie, then yes, the entire series is shit.

Ranjeet, please leave the food and go

maam I must be needing photo confirmation please do the needfull

No way this is canon.

There's a recent promo vid by the producer talking about every death and they axed the idea of Alex getting killed by a spider bite off screen. Producer has deemed animal attacks outside of deaths control. It does go precise over AOE usually tho. It avoids collateral on uninvolved ppl. But it probably can spawn natural disaster. It thrives on human negligence though.

Death having sentience was basically up in the air until this movie. There's lots of time skips between death sprees. It seems to plan it's run on the list then at the end take a few weeks to orchestrate the next run. Lots of funerals between deaths too. Lots of 3 months later title cards. Directors say their preferred noncanon theory is death gives premonitions so it can have some extracurricular fun.

someone please merge these two photos somehow

Never be born to begin with.

Why does no one in thess threads talk about the archangel michael deleted scene

Which movie?

that's only for alcohol dipshit. She doesn't order alcohol.

because death has to kill them in the same order they would've died without her intervention. There were at least a hundred people killed, and it has to go through each person's family tree before it can move to a new person who should've died in the original event. This was explained after howard died

movie is mid
3/10
only first 10 mins in the past was kino
main chick is an ugly ass mutt and the movie is trash

Rewatching 5 makes you appreaciate how good crafted the movie was, givin an actual chance to save yourself from dying by killing someone elevates the whole movie over the rest of the franchise

Also the deaths fucking amazing, 3 has the best characters tho and PUTA

movie should have remained in the past not the shitty present

The people in the 60s were retarded and extremly white minded, i mean

built a whole tower that only has ONE FUCKING WAY TO GET OUT

AN ELEVATOR

GLASS FLOOR

christ

ok Raaj

BPD & ECSTASY!

Alex getting killed by a spider bite off screen

Weird how they recycled that for the first spin-off book.

8/10 movie
Only gripe is why wouldn't death move through the family after the grandfather's death earlier in the chain?

Death goes through the Skyview survivors by premonition death order, so Paul dies way before Iris should and he can’t get to the rest of her family before she goes herself.

Lynchian .

If I recall correctly the pregnant lady in fd2 wasn't supposed to die in the pileup so her giving birth didn't count.

Yup

EVIL

Hawk Tua-ACK!

cheat death

lol lmao. I'd just beg it to make it quick and painless.

Well, firstly, as a great example of how chill Death can be and the difference in pain levels, we can denote from how Iris died that it was probably instantaneous and painless. Julia didn't get off so easily because she's a vapid cunt and Death is based.

As Iris was slammed in the cerebellum by something moving quite quickly and therefore destroying all tissue at the site of impact, the shock her brain was placed in likely made her immediately die. Conversely, Julia was slowly crushed, sideways. Not only was her jaw broken at first on the left, then the right, but her entire middle section, abdomen etc would have been compressed before her brain stem or spine could be. She was also crushed at a consistent slow rate, which means not only did she feel all the physical pain possible before her system shut down, but all the emotional pain possible as her little rabbit heart flutters, realizing her fate is sealed.

Another fun thing to think about is as this happened so slowly, she probably felt the physical sensation of her head filling with her guts, and while we only see blood come out there's likely some trachea being squeezed out her ears like toothpaste.

Try every couple hours with fresh ammunition each time.

I think that's because his brother was actively trying to get him to flatline and it was his idea to do it so death got pissed off and killed him too.

Kimberley made the decision to kill herself and the cop gut actually tried to stop her when she jumped into the ambulance and drove it into the lake.

Or it's just a dumb plot hole but who cares lel

-ACK

You can see the paste for a second spill from her ears during the last few frames. It looks like you and the producers understood the assignment.

Realistically, her eyeballs would be rolling in different directions, but what I wanna know is - is pain a continuous, analog sensation in this situation? Or does she feel it in elevations? Is it like a fire that spreads through her nerves? And if she was staring at Stefani, could she still see her without the rest of her body?

Real Life

water gets on something electrical

trips the fuseboard

electricity shuts off until you flip the breaker

Final Destination

water gets on something electrical

MAXIMUM POWERRR!

How is this series still going strong 25 years later?

The Monkey

water gets on something electrical

A new generation gets freshly traumatized with new fears, with lots of throwbacks and reminders of older fears.

Maybe you should watch it again, Romesh. They had a staircase but it started crumbling away which is why they then all tried to pile into the elevator.

RESEARCH MODO ON!

Well, funnily enough it can go multiple ways. Enough pain can make people have seizures as their system tries to deal with the shock, but the real kicker here is adrenaline. The initial shock of getting hit with the ball and yeeted into the bin probably wouldn't do it, but the fear hit of realizing you're in a compactor and not only that, but you are destined to die in here would probably dump everything in your system at once.

I think that would make the pain a continuous sensation because at first adrenaline tries to protect you from the pain data flooding your nerves, but it can only do so much and as your muscles, blood vessels and cells themselves are smooshed into apoptosis, your entire being would scream at you to do anything to prevent it ending.

It's just a really good death too because she was so standoffish the whole movie, then proceeded to get gimped in a way they had just dismissed as ridiculous and comical.

I also like the fact they used an Australian standard Cleanaway type truck, which from my knowledge is not common in America at all. Just had to get the bitch.

I really dig the theories about erik being on the list no matter what and the turbo dick ummmm ackshually dad at the end being the piano kid.

they should make these canon

kek

lol wtf

THIS movie was like it was set in another country. You mean to tell me some loser asian man bred a white woman?

I thought the female protagonist was latin american at first. Couldn't even tell what country she was from, and I'm good with this

I thought 3 had the best deaths for the tanning beds and nailgun alone.

This is the most incel post I've read all day.

Excellent level of detail. I've had zero sleep waiting for you to feed us more gore in writing, thank you doctor.

Could she leave the world carrying a single functioning thought in her mind coupled with that iron-clad death stare she had into Stefani's soul? Maybe something like "it's over" or "help me"? I'm gonna guess her brows slightly relaxing in a more helpless look seem more like it's related to her brain losing control over her facial features.

Also, my favorite artistic touch they had for this is clearly showing her lower jaw leaving the scene, obviously accompanied by the rest of her body as it's about to get pancaked. There's just something super surreal about leaving a facial expression behind as the rest of the body disappears - and with how slow this was, that lower-half departure was highlighted even better.

I wish death wasn't such a sore loser.
By the time the Campbells die the supposed original timeline has already derailed way too much.

She's Filipino.

Keep reading the thread, these losers go further their verbose re-descriptions. It's pretty sad because there's no way anyone affiliated with the movie thought about any of that shit at all when they were writing and making it. Just sad NEETS with too much time starved of social interactions -__-

hey, i don think thats possibru

Guys stop watching movies and wasting your life. Listen to Tony Todd, it's time to lock in and turn research mode on.

Thank you. I have my moments. My wife still laughs at this shit

By the time the Campbells die the supposed original timeline has already derailed way too much

wut

you can stop larping now

It's a whole family with many members and way too much impact on the world.
Jobs, romances, whatever's, death kiling them now isn't fixing anyhing.

None of those jobs, romances, whatever's should have been. It's a long game course correction in Death's mind obviously

Well people who are beheaded know for some time that they're still alive, the brain desperately tries to make do with what little oxygen and blood it has left.

In this situation, she's probably been hyperventilating and so fully suffused with oxygen, and her brain has been filled with blood to the point it could swing either way as to whether it impedes her thinking or extends her inevitable demise.

Personally I like to think considering for just a moment before her crushing, she looks to the panel as it's approaching, the last conscious word based thoughts in her mind are a scream of "I'M GOING TO DIE OH STEFI PLEASE HELP ME OH GOD IT HURTS" and then all thoughts are probably replaced with a primal, animalistic internal keening that doesn't make sense unless you survive and can extrapolate it.

Hopefully however once she was turned into the equivalent of a Pez Dispenser in the hands of an ADHD toddler, her brain does continue ticking for a few minutes as what's left of it falls out the bottom of her palate. I think they could have elevated this scene to incredibly uncomfortable levels by taking a leaf out of that one movie about cultist Catholics on an island where they trepan a boy and you see/hear it from his perspective.

Imagine seeing it from the point of view of Julia, and as the panel gets closer in your peripherals and starts to crush your jaw, the visual quality gets murky and the audio fills with the rushing of blood. Then it cuts back to the gratuitously slow squish.

Heaven forbid niggas enjoy CGI gore in a movie about extravagant deaths. You'd watch Terrifier for the plot I bet.

Anon, that's the formula for tragedy that the ancient Greeks created. Hubris itself is a term used in describing the tragic cycle of hubris, ate, nemesis. Hubris is the pride of man thinking himself equal to the gods. Ate is the madness that consumes him, as he creates great works/builds an empire/steals power from the gods. Nemesis is the destruction the gods bring him. The formula is very old.

become a pediatric doctor

work with births

due to lack of experience kill a child (it's an accident so the blame isn't realy on me)

enjoy +80 years of life

once she was turned into the equivalent of a Pez Dispenser in the hands of an ADHD toddler

Apostle? Or Midnight Mass?

I would just simply refuse to die. Fuck lil Grimmy gon do?

Give you ass cancer

One thing I've been doing was cracking my own jaw and neck for some relief, and then holding them a bit to twist further and see what that starts to feel like. I'm guessing it's the same as someone breaking your neck or jaw, except they're not stopping and their grip is steel.

These movies are so stupid.

Apostle, that's the one, thankyou.

I can never hack Flanagan's writing personally.

You poor thing. Sorry you feel that way about fun.

Yeah you sound like a lot of fun

I think the real difference would be if you break your jaw, the slackness and pain would be a kind of reverberating feeling, like the up and down waves mentioned earlier.

In her instance, it's that slow squeeze between a giants hands. Although I am wondering now, given on how I remember the inside of the truck looking if it was more like a giant guillotine and less like a full crush, as I believe there was some space underneath and to the side of her, it was just her trying to get out at that particular time that sealed her fate, combined with the breaking throwing her back in when she was already nearly out.

Honestly if the women hadn't have interfered she probably would have survived. Women on Tinder are the reason the driver couldn't see either. They just can't help themselves can they.

Final Destination: Extinction

In the near future a meteor is headed for Earth, and a group of scientists try for half a year to avoid the disaster. Despite their best efforts, the rocket only manages to destroy a portion of the asteroid. It hits the planet in a series of chunks, destroying most human life. The rest die slowly over the coming years because of the radioactive dust knocked into the atmosphere, with only a few surviving in underground bunkers. John, a scientist who was working on stopping the calamity, survives in the bunker, and obsesses over what he could have done differently, how and when the disaster could've been avoided, and the ensuing damage caused the world over.

John wakes up, the last few years having been a premonition. He uses his additional years of knowledge to stop the asteroid properly, saving practically the entire human race.

The world celebrates and moves on, content that the threat has been eliminated. 6 months pass and Extinction Day arrives, with massive parties being thrown in every nation by every culture across the globe. Only a new threat rises amidst the celebration.

A dam breaks in Asia, flooding several towns and cities; mudslides wreak havoc across Africa; planes crash into buildings in Europe. For the first time in recorded history, world population is noticeably and quickly declining.