What went wrong?

Bad plot and awful aesthetics. Unlikeable characters. Annoying slow motion. Seriously, this movie has nothing.

Snyder has some kind of shitlib autism where he thought it would be a great idea if everyone just had sex with each other like in his weird poly sex cult or whatever. So you can't have real love interests, the "trad" society is shown to just be sex weirdos, and so on.

Other than that, the entire movie was a bunch of "I've seen this in another movie, let's copy it and put it into my D&D universe I've been developing in the back of my high school algebra notebook", it's not even literaly influences it's just movies and anime. And relatively recent ones too.

And my personal peeve with it is that I hate Sofia Boutella's waxed forearms and shaved armpits.

fuck you bloody you benchod bastard

(lol)

the franchise should have been slo-mo close-ups of sofia boutella's ripe butthole in full 8k smell-o-vision.

YOU ARE DA FACKING BASTERD NETFLIX BICH BLADY

Hack Snyder should let someone else write his movies.

Not even hyperbole; Rebel Moon was one of the worst movies I have ever wasted time watching. I didn’t finish it. I can’t tell you anyone’s name. I can’t tell you the plot. But I sat down and wasted about an hour on it. Even though I watched some of it I can’t even recall a single scene. This was Snyder in full 100% control. Writer, director, producer. Rebel Moon is a perfect representation of what Snyder really is as a creative. He is a total hack at his core.

it wasn't filmed 10 years earlier, and no pusy

That headline is from some no cred chud website. Fake.

WB is responsible for a lot of their own failure.
But yeah, I've always said snyder is a classic case of being a victim of your own success. He never really had to learn restraint. Dawn of the Dead remake and 300 were both super cheap to produce, and made a shitload of money, so the studio was happy to just write him blank checks. And it just ends up becoming really self indulgent.
A lot of his movies just feel like three hour long music videos without the music.

these are the imperial troops from planet Imperius, the seat of the imperial empire

they are all dressed in imperial clothes and also have roman names

these are a rebel faction called the rebels, they come from a planet rebelia, that is currently rebelling against the empire

these are farmers from the farmlands of Farmia, they all look like farmers and they farm grain

this is a robot made for warfare, he is a roboticus mechanicus from the factories of factoria mechanica robotica, he is made for war but he doesn't want to fight, he also fights amazingly well and kills people in a cool way

this is a shirtless tarzano from the planet tarzania, he has long hair and is good with animals, here he tames a gryphon also from the planet tarzania which is also known in the old tongue as gryphonia, because it has gryphons, he's good at taming them

this is Nemesis from planet Childonia, she lost her child so she's killing other evil mothers like the spidermother, she has two artificial arms and can't hold babies anymore only cleavesabers

this is Kai from planet Eire, he has an irish accent and can't be trusted, he also has a twin brother called Wanai who has one eye, he shows up in the sequel

this is the other gladiator from the movie gladiator, here he plays a gladiator in the castor arena on the moon of pollux

these are the slutty latex bimbos of sluticus V, they play a large role in the extended cut as dangerous sluts

What went wrong?

Zack Snyder

It was slow, derivative, humourless, Boutella can't carry a film herself, and the only one with any charisma was Ed Skrein. Plus they decided for some idiotic reason to try double dipping the releases by having a toned down version come out, and then the "real" version months later, even though it never released in cinemas so age ratings don't mean a fucking thing.
Worst of all it looked like SHITE. Everything outside of a small circle in the middle of the image was blurry and often outright warped for no reason. I first noticed it in the Snyder Cut of Justice League in the scene that has the Joker in it and it worked fine given it was a dreamlike alternate reality sequence, but then he did more of it in the zombie movie, and I thought it was to cover up covid-era cheap CGI. But this film takes the cake, it actually gave me eye strain watching it, which has never happened before.

/thread

Yummy pits

Snyder can't write

he needs some sort of writer to make his slop work

More like... Hack Snyder lmao haha :D

I enjoyed it

Snyder can't write

You can't read.

story by Snyder

there you go

hands of the script, he should start adapting scifi books or already finished comic runs

My bad, on second thought:
Snyder can't write, create a story or direct

Happy?

I love the DCEU

weirdo

he can't direct either

lol dumb conservachud

"franchise"

FPBP

franchise?

lmao this is Kojima tier
if Snyder wanted to be respected he should've been Japanese

no anal in the armpit

Based desu, Sneeder should suffer more

wants to make a Star Wars clone

with hardcore sex scenes

Literally why

dunno

BTW the studio butchered every cut they've released of this so far.... you faggots won't be talking badly of him when the TRUE Snyder Cut comes out. U'll be eating shit then..... hahaha ha.

RESTORE THE REBELMOONFRANCHISE!
RESTORE THE ZOMBIE FRANCHISE!
SIR OSCAR SNYDER SLOW MOTION VISIONARY

It looked boring and ugly.

That's not a real headline. It's not officially dead.

As for what went wrong with the movies so far, here's the honest, non - Snyder derangement syndrome - fueled answer:

It was too by the numbers narratively while not even concluding its story in spite of 6 hours of runtime. What it should've been is a psychedelic fever dream akin to Metabarons.
Beyond that, it lacked high profile actors and the good guys had poorly-designed costumes, Asian mom aside.
Original Star Wars got by with the protagonist's side looking like no-fun, no-drip and no-rizz retards because of its general novelty but George corrected this oversight with the Prequels (clones, Anakin being a handsome chad, Senate guards).

Worldwide phenomenon

more popular than barbie and oppenheimer combined

2137 billions of minutes watched

heh

no young and handsome main character

did not watch

Snyderfags are really something, he gets full creative control, is involved in absolutely every part of the film, even gets to release a directors cut shortly after, and yet Netflix gets blamed as holding back his genius
He’s a fucking hack and this was genuinely one of the worst films I’ve seen

George corrected this oversight with the Prequels

this was genuinely one of the worst films I’ve seen

You either have no taste or haven't seen nearly enough movies.

even gets to release a directors cut shortly after

The fact that he has to keep releasing "director's cuts" should be a big enough warning sign.

that drawing looks better than anything in the movies. I'd watch that anime

FPBP

She has fantastic breasts.

the franchise should have been slo-mo close-ups of sofia boutella's ripe butthole in full 8k smell-o-vision.

it wasn't filmed 10 years earlier, and no pusy

Yummy pits

no anal in the armpit

shit meme

I was about to write something very mean but I'll leave it at telling you that you may be old, but your opinions are still those of an uncultured loser manchild.

Only enjoyment I get out of that retard is seeing his cult’s daily meltdowns

Both of you are disgusting. Him for being a shit-eating coomer and you for posting that chinlet jeet. Keep this trash out of my sight.

There's Twilight of the Gods, the anime/cartoon Snyder produced. It looks good, has a good setting but it also suffers from being unfinished and lacking an interesting cast of characters. Retarded amount of cartoon porn in there, so if that's an issue for you, don't watch.

Snyder is, and always has been, a hack

b-but Watchmen!!!

a hack

these are the slutty latex bimbos of sluticus V, they play a large role in the extended cut as dangerous sluts

Now I'm intrigued.

no cute zendaya as Kora

not enough female empowerment

full creative control

still has a director’s cut

I’m still mad that this amount of money and creative control didn’t go to someone with a vision, a brain, and an urge to create something different and new that would let our imagination and hearts go free. Instead it’s given to a guy who can’t create or write anything without heavy supervision, and I don’t even think that it’s possible for Snyder to make something actually good anymore. Once you get to a certain age, no matter how talented you are, you always just make mediocre shit or literal slop. A person’s creative burst of youthful energy is gone by that point, and whatever Snyder’s energy he once had for shit like DotD, 300, and Watchmen are long, long gone.
It’s time for him to retire and leave moviemaking for good. He can’t make anything semi-decent anymore and hasn’t for a while, but Rebel Moon was legitimately one of the worst pieces of shit I have ever seen in my life, and I’ve seen a ton of bad movies. Rebel Moon is the ultimate sign that he needs to just be forced out of Hollywood completely.

you're an uncultured loser manchild if you DON'T think the prequels are good.

Am I surprised there's a massive crossover between Prequelfags and Snyderfags? No. Not at all.

i wasn't intending to see this movie, but this shit is almost convincing

Snydersaars... o-our response??

Snyder derangement syndrome

You guys are so fucked. What a retarded victimhood hill to crucify yourself on.

you're gaslighting me that i'm not being victimized at the same time that you're victimizing me

Artist's name is Sachin Teng, she's made some other Anon Babble related works

You're being victimised because you're portraying yourself as a victim, faggot.

well... naturally. that's how it works when witnesses refuse to come forward no?

I'm a witch!

BURN THE WITCH!

Why are you trying to burn me, do you think I'm some kind of witch or something?

i don't get it honestly