Holy KINO

holy KINO

holy SHIT
awful fucking movie
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Satanic filth.

There was no salvaging this movie.

It's great

I never understood why people pan this movie, I kinda feel like it's flak from star ship troopers. Or maybe robocop, or that philip k dick movie they constantly remake.

I like the scene where the club owner makes all dancers take their tops off
If it wasn't directed by Verhoeven it would be trash and it's still nothing great, but the guy knows how to direct a film

leg woman

came here to say this

Not a lot of people know this, but the graphic designer who made this poster then went on to make the poster for the hit feature film X-Men: First Class.

what are you on about. it was fantastic. the cinematography was great, the acting was good. the sound track was good. you're a pleb

People were expecting Basic Instinct 2, a more serious edgy thriller film played completely straight.
Instead they got kino they couldn't comprehend.
It was extremely popular on VHS after the cinematic run, so I don't know if the backlash was a genuine reflection of the public, or just professional critics being lame as usual.
impressively useless and uninteresting information.

You need to see the "cunt jiggle Karate kick" scene in open matte.

why would a famous and wealthy musician need to rape a willing fan
it didn't make any sense
the story was dogshit

she looks insanely beautiful in this movie. also a complete psycho. the perfect woman

So that's what people got out of basic instinct, I always confuse that one with the chic boiling your pet alive. Are you pretrtyy sure you aint confusing that super hot chic with katy segal or something. You know I think it's easy to do because she did married with children or something but that other chic is a real classic too. It's very easy to confuse them. If you were going to make them drinks and they ordered different drinks you'd announce what drink you made and they would claim it so you don't get confused which one was which.

I mean I'm not judging or anything dude, it's like when you think that chic from the lost boys wasn't the hurricane movie chic but the other hot chic. I totally get where you're going with that.

Are you alive in the current year? Hundreds of examples of this behavior. Diddy on trial right now for that exact thing. "Story" retards are the worst.

Showgirls is great. If it came out today it would win Oscars.

Better or worse?

could you add small legs sticking out the sides of her head like shrek’s ears?

4u

Looks like my Gumby doll right before I split his legs apart to his neck.

The ol' bone tomahawk

KEK
Good one! Forgot about that, but good one!

Thank you very much, anon-kun

I miss when movie posters were kino like this

Things are going to get horizontal

Daily reminder this was an actual photo shoot that Elizabeth Berkley stripped naked for. What a true artiste!

Looks sexier than the poster!

The ending with that Siouxsie song on the radio as she's leaving Vegas is pure unadulterated kino.

More like CHAD Verhoeven amiright?

Dog chow?

Everybody got aids and shit

You mean the shitty wheelchair face poster? Is this even true or are you spouting bullshit? I guess poster artists make hundreds of posters though

Three vagànias

I never understood why people pan this movie

It was a soft porno and it didn't have the thriller hook like Basic Instinct. He just took the nudity-aspect too far for comfort. There were probably more interesting movies released at the time, too. When it released on VHS everyone wanted to see the tiddies and jerk off in the comfort of their own home

the most rented VHS of all time

ruins nude scenes for decades since actresses associate showing vulva with the film’s poor reception

this movie is complete garbage. basic instinct is way fucking better like waaaaay better byh leaps and bounds

you do realize diddy never raped anyone right. she just had sex with him and regretted it later. the texts are all there.

Basic Instinct is probably the worst film Verhoeven ever made.

What was the moral of the story of Showgirls?

Don't graduate at Bayside High.

It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you

Imagine being her father and watching this trash

I would rather see my little girl like this in a legit "movie" than find out that she has an OnlyFans. Mikey Madison acting like a whore in Anora, but that was still more dignified than girls online who pretend to have sex with their brothers in a video just because somebody paid them to do so.

pointless nudity the movie

It was the entire point of the main character's job, how could it be pointless?

entire world saw Elizabeth Berkley's cunt

pointless