"Me and that onions boy faggot Adam were never really close during the filming of Mythbusters"

wears a beret

"expert" in refilling toothpaste tubes for movies

whines about guns

this retard is more reddit than Adam and Adam is the personification of reddit

Hyneman has worked as:

boat captain

certified divemaster

wilderness survival expert

linguist

pet store owner

animal wrangler

machinist

concrete inspector

chef

owns the special effects company where Mythbusters filmed everything

currently working as a professor in Finland

I don't think you're going to bully Hyneman

he's an honorary professor which means jack shit and he doesn't work period thanks to his royalties from mythbusters. he ran away from home at an early age and joined a circus which means he has AIDs from getting raped out the ass. and his "special effects company" was a fucking storage room in a half abandoned dockyard.

noooooooooooooooo he doesnt have a 400k PHD so he cant teach nooooooooooooo

people get way more out of his lectures and his lab than the majority of "real" professors

Would this show have been even remotely as successful were it not for this guy's eccentric attire, what with the beret, bald head and Wilford Brimley mustachios?

I'm SO superior to EVERYONE

go back

His special effects company isn't where filming takes place you dumbfuck. He makes shit there and then brings it to the set for commercials.

They’re both sub-beta male lefty wusses and faux intellectual sophists so I guess they thought that would be enough in common to make them get along but nope. It might have worked out better if one or both of them wasn’t a piece of shit.

They’re both sub-beta male lefty wusses and faux intellectual sophists

Hello Ivan

And he gets way more semen out of cocks on his knees at the bus station than a lady boy with a button penis. At the very least we can agree on that right?

No shit retard. You're really stupid enough to believe some broke ass stagehand like Hymen had a massive fucking property in San Francisco for filming an entire television show aren't you.

Sithlord

Nobody hates sub-beta male lefty wusses and faux intellectual sophists more than other sub-beta male lefty wusses and faux intellectual sophists which is why Adam came like a geyser when he no longer had to pretend to like Hymen.
You know I kinda thought Hymen was a good guy for letting Adam take that spyplane ride. . . . . yeah Hymen wasn't allowed to fly in the spyplane because he has a criminal record for larceny and tax evasion. Surprisingly no male prostitution charges; guess he rides the cops for free.

Shizo

larceny and tax evasion

sauce me up

I want to fuck the girl.

tax evasion

really! that's kinda based.

Keyed

hurr durr tax evasion

Idiot. He's a property owner in San Francisco. Literally everyone commits tax evasion there.

Bitch, I've "worked at" a dozen or so fucking things too. It probably blows your mind because you're some stay at home NEET, but listing someone's "jack-of-all-trades" fickle job hopping is the furthest thing from impressive.

There's ALWAYS 50 fucking clowns like you ready with "Well HE werked as like a shirt order cook for teh merchant marines dat one time, wat u think bout dat?" & you're so clearly impressed because you yourself are a fucking loser.

back in the day when all you needed for a job was a firm handshake. "no experience? dont worry well train you"
Now each of those would require 10 years experience, a relevant masters degree, 5 professional references, a huge varied portfolio, and multiple certifications just to get an interview

"I despise Adam. Frankly, I can think of no better joy in my life than if I got to dance on his grave."

he ran away from home at an early age and joined a circus which means he has AIDs from getting raped out the ass.

what?

he's an honorary professor

In November 2021, he was appointed professor of practice at LUT University in Lappeenranta, Finland, for a five-year term until November 2026, and gave his first lecture on prototypes on November 18, 2021.

you are posting on Anon Babble lol

Imagine getting mogged and rejected by a walrus man wearing the gayest hat possible.

The absolute state of Adam "faggot" Savaged Ass lmao

It's funny how he looks better as an old man.
Adam used to look like shit.
it's actually kind of hard to find a picture of his old self

he's an honorary professor which means jack shit and he doesn't work period thanks to his royalties from mythbusters

Yeah, the joke's on him.

I am surprised at how running away from home and joining the circus is still a thing. I know two people that did that.

I would watch the show with just the build team dayo.

This show gave birth to the I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE crowd.

Finland

Reddit country

Adam seems like such an egotistical cunt and I don't understand how he still has such a large fanbase. imagine getting a producer fired because of a harmless prank. imagine threatening your co-presenter and further distancing yourself from him during a flight because of a harmless prank.

imagine getting a producer fired because of a harmless prank.

imagine calling your co-presenter a psychopath and accusing them of literally trying to kill you because they held a battery in your general direction

imagine threatening your co-presenter during a flight because of a harmless prank.

Adam seems like such an egotistical cunt who is a nightmare to be around and I don't understand how he still has such a loyal fanbase.

Dude calm down