to overcome the spider's curse, simply post a Simpsons verse
To overcome the spider's curse, simply post a Simpsons verse
you don't win friends with salad
if you like pina colonics
Barney's movie had heart. But Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.
Smokers are jokers
Mmmmmmmmm yesssss???
Why do you talk that way?
I had a strokeeeee
Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him SEXUAL POWERS
When the fire starts to burn
There's a lesson you must learn
Something, something, then you'll see
You'll avoid catastrophe
Well pardon us, Mr Gucci Loafers!
look fellas, it's Lisa in the sky!
Her legend will live on...
Chuck
Dead and cringe
hmmmm, free goo.
Oh, that’s just superstition
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
BY LUCIFER'S BEARD!
they fight
they fight
they fight fight fight fight fight
they fight fight fight
fight fight fight
the itcyyyy and scratchy shooooow
BUENOS NOCHES MEIN FUHRER!
Ya...Ya....
ADOLF ONE
What did they mean by this?
He has a high-pitched, whiny voice... like Urkel! And he comes on every Friday night... like Urkel!
Always thought this was an underrated Homer quote.
sneed my vest
I'm passionate like all us Greeks.
No you're angry, look you're punching the cat right now.
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
Bart, get out! I'm piss!
No, Mr. Simpson! A cat is a living creature!
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING.
You know they said the same thing about Urkel... that little snot boy! I'd like to smack that kid!
In S5E12 "Bart Gets Famous" Homer expresses a desire to punch Urkel. Yet in S8E10 "The Springfield files he speaks fondly of him. Heh, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
YOU FUCKING TOBLERONE
Chuck's Fuck & Suck
Belblebleblebleble
LEMONADE?
Beloved smother
YEAH, THE LEGEND OF THE DOG FACED WOMAN
MAX POWER
HE'S THE MAN, WHOSE NAME YOU'D LOVE TO TOUUUUUUCH
BUT YOU MUSTN'T TOUUUUUUUUUCH
HIS NAME SOUNDS GOOD IN YOUR EAAAR
BUT WHEN YOU SAY IT, YOU MUSTN'T FEAAAAR
'CAUSE HIS NAME CAN BE SAID
BY ANYONE–
look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy german car!
I can honestly say that was the best episode of Impy & Jimpy I've ever seen.
I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.
ME QUIERO VOLVER CHANGO. MI AUTO
"What are you gonna do? Release the hounds? Or the Bees? Or the hounds with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, do your worst!"
"Release the hounds."
.......
Fellow Classmates. Instead of voting for some athletic superhero or a pretty boy, you elected me, your intellectual superior, as your king. Good for you!
No, money down!
Oh, Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!
I love how smug Flanders is saying it too, like he'd been keeping it in for years (which he probably was).
Also love the scene where he watches Married with Children one evening and then worries he's doomed the whole family.
ooh the network slogan was true
Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity!
the last case you got to the bottom of was a case of Mallomars!
Don't have a cow, man!
I choose Ken Griffy Jr
zzzzap
I always really liked the design of the spider and the dark background with details like the skeleton of that former employee trapped on the spiderweb.
Like actually terrifying despite it wasn't even intended to.
So long Dental Plan!
...............
No that's too big
Homer Simpson, seen here with his tongue stuck to a lamppost, has given us this video tape
I HEAR ALL
NEEEEEEEERDDDSSSSSS
Please kids, stop fighting. Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled by the blood of the workers.
I lost my mind with that stupid joke, what a set up.
What? What did I do?
Hey Homer, what'd you do, get a haircut or somethin'?
Pheew....
Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL. ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME. SINCERELY, LITTLE GIRL.
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
proven true
what a time to be alive
THIS THINGS I BELIEVE
Si de la araña cae maldicion,
Solo pronuncia una oracion.
Beanz Beanz the magical fruit!
The more ya eat the more ya p-
LOOK CLOSER LENNY
....this isn't my house.
fancy german car
Bye book
If it's clear and yella, you got juice there fella.
If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.
Now there's two exceptions, and here's where it gets a little bit tricky...
I DON'T CARE
Oh I know what it is, you're the biggest man in the world now, and you're covered in gold!
If it's brown, drink it down
If it's black, send it back
Rawr.
Blue board, dude
Of course in Canada, the whole things flip-flopped!
Or what? You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
Hey, that's a half-truth!
want me to zinc your sniffer?
Are you gay?
APRIL F-
Thank god I still live in a world with car batteries, telephones, handguns, and many other things, made with zinc
What's a battle?
help us
Uh, yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel.
What did they mean by this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Now, to get me some sweet
Amanda Hugginkiss! Amanfa Hugginkiss! Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Maybe your standards are too high.
Old handrawn simpons was full of those little details and colour use.
New computer animated ones are fuckign ugly and only have flat scenes where everyone stands side by side
Gay? I wish.
Lmao
But I'd trade it all for a little more.
Every new character is designed like someone's personal OC Donut Steel.
Dr. Pavel,
get out,
I'm C.I.A
its as easy as crushing an ant
That night came the honeymoon!
EEEWWWW!!
She's faking it
it makes sex look like a church
ALL HAIL KING HOMER
Nine months later, Fluffy gave birth to 14 beautiful bunnies.
Eight survive.
welcome back to fox news, your voice for evil.
Hey everybody
Hi Doctor Nick
Notice there's zero quotes from seasons 10-30....
The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy!
Not true.
shave those sideburns
i dont see barney lets get drunk and crash the rocket into the white house and kill the president gumball
Mattingly! I thought I told you to go trim those sideburns! Go home! You're off the team! For good!
Fine. Still liked him better than Steinbrenner.
IAMTHEVERYMODELOFAMODERN MAJORGENERAL
I'VEINFORMATIONVEGETABLEANIMALANDMINERAL
DING DONG DIDDLY CRAP!
Hoorah!
That Mike Farrell really boils my potata.
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET WH- D'OH
Was this the moment the Simpsons jumped the shark?
you make a very adulterous point
Ah, snowmen have peepers. Peepers to watch. To watch for a moment of weakness and then BAFF comes the knock in the head and we're down!!
You're in deep digeridoo.
WOW! Look at the size of that platform!
Barney, where's your cumberbund?
It fell in the toilet!
Drink up, Judah Ben-hur
Hey it’s an inanimate carbon rod!
IT BEGINS
i don't understand. That was non-alcoholic champagne.
That episode is so quotable its silly
I would like to reaffirm my allegiance to the human government of Earth. It’s the best system we have. For now.
In a way, you're both winners. But in another, more accurate way, Barney is the winner.
Hello? Is ths President Clinton? SHUT UP!
where’d you get that anyway?
I sent away
But in another, more accurate way,
I say this way too often for things
Hey Ma, look at that pointy-haired little girl!
Some folk'll never eat a skunk,
But then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
Eat my saxophone, person.
i think i can call my ma from here
HEY, MA!
AAaahh!
I really wish they wouldn't scream.
With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero
add more balls
Saxamaphone saxamaphone!
BART DID IT
I SAW HIM DO IT
'Not again!'
In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
I love the "Prisoner" episode
I SAID SLAG OFF