Anon Babble

Arthouse & Classics

Filmed theater edition

Reposting an old sutra because it was relevant

philm/ thought of the day —

The five colors make our eyes blind
The five tones make our ears deaf
The five flavors make our mouths numb
Riding and hunting make our minds wild
Hard to get goods make us break laws
Thus the rule of the sage
Puts the stomach ahead of the eyes
Thus he picks this over that

Whole Cannes festival is LAUGHING at Ari Hackster embarrassing himself with Eddington, it's pure slop.

Sauce?

I only care what Nanako thinks of it.

Queen of /Philm/

any good chinese films at cannes?

Beyond based OP, forgot the question though.

I barely know what Nana-Chan looks like but I get so hard thinking of her sitting in a theater in bare feet miserably watching festival bait.

Is Fanny and Alexander really that good?

What did I think if it

I'm sure she still looks cute. Japanese women age like wine.

Absolute kino.

can't believe I wasted my time setting up a jellyfin server because plex said they were going to start charging for remote streaming and then they never did. still working for free on all my devices. it's a remote server on a seedbox.

GOOD SOCIAL REALISM FILMS???????

Plex is just inferior to jellyfin anyways, don't know why would you even use that.

Have you watched Bicycle Thieves?

nah it's busted and half baked

Shit, did Nana-chan private her twitter? I think we scared her bros...

Agnes Varda's Vagabond I guess

Maybe she lurks here. She could very well be the anon with panic attacks LOL!

Oblomov rec me a chink kino

The little sister and the girl with the torn dress and exposed tit were the cutest by far

I doubt she lurks here but I'm sure she has been made aware of this place somehow.

x.com/775nanananana
No she didn't

She blocked me last year because I declared my love for her. Can’t imagine how she would have reacted if I asked for this feet pics.

Who

Oh fuck, I was trying to see 775nanana. Thanks.

What makes DTV films so sovlful?

Why would you want her feet pics when you can see her beautiful smile?

Nanako recent

some of you need meds

I want a Nanako foot job

Sin piedad, huh, sin remordimientos
En la ruta yo voy sin documentos (fuck, fuck)

This is also me btw

Wtf she almost looks like an asian Snood.

figures Anon Babble would simp for the most average nip woman imaginable, lil timmy general

be the anon with panic attacks

That was me, and it was only one.

Dasha's new film The Code dropped on Mubi today

Is it any good?

We're just joshing, guy, we're just joshing around, buddy, we're just joshing.

Now you're just being dishonest. The average nip lady is quite ugly, unlike Nanako. She might be average for Western standards but not for Japanese ones.

Yikes, looking rough. I still haven't seen the scary building or whatever that one she directed is called.

I think Nana Chan in that pic looks like a typical Chinese American millennial girl but I can’t help but fall for the sushi girl

If you pronounce Cannes as "cans". You’re a fucking idiot. Get the fuck off my Anon Babble.

is The Alamo (2004) good?

Dunno snood but I’m down bad

That's a man

i also pronounce it palm door deal with it

I saw that in the theater when I was 11 years old. Even then when I was entertained by everything I thought the movie was boring until the end. But all I remember of the entire film is the guy who is bedridden strapping up to fight the Mexicans or whatever. And then he just gets gunned down like a bitch.
I’d watch it again but only if it is a 35mm scan

Alberto is a Portuguese environmental engineer who decided to change his life. He travels to a West African metropolis (an imaginary and futuristic city that has both Guinea-Bissau and Luanda), where he will work as an engineer in the construction of a road between the jungle and the desert. Moved by the hostility of the elements, the oppressive heat and the loneliness, Alberto meets Ema and Ben. Like him, these two locals are driven by an impulse to escape and overcome their origins. The bond between the three becomes for Alberto the only guarantee of mental health amidst a process of brutalization and widespread barbarism that spreads among his fellow expatriates, from the construction site to the NGO offices.

210 minutes runtime

Portuguese always be making some weird shit

I just talked to my family about the john life and was this close to revealing my experiences as a john because my retarded brother was speaking too much inaccurate trash about prostitutes. Imagine paying 10 benjamins for an escort lmaooooooo nigga thinks that the shit his friends tell him is true... nigga I never paid more than a 100 bucks for an hour! With big ass latinas! Anal sex!

Is it really that cheap in Brazil? Even in Zona Norte in TJ (my usual) it’s like $150-200 for CFS

I thought Shattered Glass was good.

100 bucks in Brazil is quite a bit, you might spend the whole night with that kind of money.

Kino title though.

kim ki(no) duk

I gotta go to Brazil. All the escorts here are dimes but expensive

I've been to Cannes, i've watched early screenings, i speak french, i speak italian, i've been to Venice.

LATIN AMERICA = BASED

Kimchi Duck

Indeed. We own Anon Babble.

Kinky Duck

Don't believe these faggots. You need the knowledge to get a bang for your buck. American / euro niggas come here and get scalped anyway, because they go to the strip clubs where you have to pay 500 bucks to get some action with a mid girl (okay, from their perspective maybe a solid girl). The real deal are the girls who work alone, but you gotta know where to find them. A 100 bucks and they drain the shit outta your kok.

Black Dog really sucks, spare me the silent/laconic protagonist slop

plus all the barking dogs, very grating

Filtered beyond hope. 20-25 year old demographic I bet. Sad. Pathetic. Watch more shitty 50s westerns with John Wayne Gacy faggot ass bozo the clown mutherfucker.

Anon Babble - faggot ass bozo the clown mutherfuckers.

i only watch historically accurate westerns

Thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=XfvsMqIRG6E

NTA but you'd have to be in the 16-18 demographic to possibly enjoy Black Dog and films like it. shameful insincere fest-bait

I've never felt Anon Babble should be locked in a cell, it ain't hard to tell.

AHHHH mommy mommy the protagonist is silent WAHHHH the dogs are barking in the AirPods stuck to the wax in my ears AHHHH MOMMY MAKE IT STOPP
AHHHH MOMMY CALL THE FBI RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWW

Based