Just watched this

Just watched this.

Kino of the year. Not even joking.

How? The torrent isn't out yet.

You are the best. Never change king.

It was honestly a lot of fun. It's shocking when a modern movie actually feels like a movie. I am also NOT gay and NOT a shill.

Going to see it tomorrow. It'll be my first time going to the theater in like 5 years.

pls go see movie

Would be cool if they have a scene where the main character goes to hide out in a crowded theater only for it to catch fire

I will be seeing this movie in my capital city saars

You shills fucking suck. I just watched this (pirated, no benefit to you shill fucks). It is boring and stupid. There is like one cool death scene in the whole movie and it's not even that great. The more extravagant deaths look like cgi shit. The intro portion with the initial mass death is so fucking long and dull. Like holy shit wtf is wrong with the people that make these movies? It fucking sucks.
I will tell you, if you're a horror/Final Destination sucker, you've already decided to see this. If not, I do not recommend it. It is peak mediocrity.

I forgot to give the one positive. They give a very tiny backstory to Tony Todd which was nice, since he was always fun to see in the movies. He has one scene himself. Does not make it worth it.

6 fucking movies

still no explanation about why people have the premonition

Is it god? Someone against the death?? When are they going to to tell us something?

Poster reminded me of this

i saw the yify camrip and i couldn't finish the opening, seeing the old woman running around burning to death, the kid getting stomped by a falling piano was too much.
It just lingers and lingers.

my theater cheered and hollered when that little cunt died

5 or 6 out of 10. Not bad. Not great. Mediocre, as the one anon said. At least I got to enjoy it at the kinoplex. The seats were better than the movie, lol. But it was okay!

Where can they do from here? The only guy who knew how to cheat death is now dead and who the fuck knows what happened to grandma notes

still no explanation about why people have the premonition

The explanation is in the 5th one (which is actually a prequel)

How can it be kino of the year when we're not even halfway through the year yet? You're saying it is MORE kino than Sinners, which was literally shot on 65mm Kodak film stock?

The second the MRI turned itself on I knew that guy was going to have a Prince Albert.

It was good but i liked all FD movies. Also No gay tropes or current year politics

FINALDESTINATIONBROS WE ARE SO BACK

The only guy who knew how to cheat death is now dead

so he didn't cheat death then?

the cast is a DEI smorgasbord though

The only guy who knew how to cheat death is now dead

Kimberly might be alive, she also cheat death

FAGGOTS ARE WATCHING THIS TRASH
WE NEED TO GET OFF THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW

It was revealed in the director's commentary of the third movie that she died in a woodchipper accident. Grandma's notes with a woodchipper drawing next to the plane drawing all but confirms it.

Movies are all terrible now

I mean that's just regular Final Destination shenanigans.

Can anyone summarize the deaths for me?
I'm curious but don't want to waste my time watching this schlock.

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Big thing falls apart and kills everyone
Lady gets face fucked by a rooster compass
Guy gets his face lawn mowered
Girl gets dumpstered
Guy gets folded into an MRI
Guy gets Screwed
Lady gets split in half by a light post
The last 2 get logged ala Final Destination 2

Probably the best since the first two. Some of the cgi sucks though

2 is super overrated

It was all worth it for this ridiculous performance by kratos.

Alright, here's my ranking
2 > 3 > 1 = 5 = 6 >>>>>>>>> 4

I think cops would be really interested in the family after the lawn mower and garbage truck. And after hospital shenanigans everyone would be in a cage or something

rooster compass

It's called a weather vane.

Tower premonition

Boy throws a penny off a tower which flies into the tower's vent causing a gas pipe to burst. The tower's glass dance floor, weakened by a piece of a chandelier, falls apart when dancers repeatedly jump on top of it and several people fall to their deaths. A woman is accidentally set on fire by a chef which causes an explosion from the gas leaked earlier and incinerates many people. Many people try to use the elevator to escape but the elevator wires break and a man standing in-between the elevator doors is sliced in half when it falls. The tower top tips over and causes a piano to slide off, crushing a woman through a pane of glass. The boy who originally threw the penny manages to escape the tower but is obliterated by the falling piano. Iris, the person having the premonition, tries to save a young child as they hang off the side of the tower. Her ring caught by metal rebar, Iris' finger is torn off and they fall to their deaths, with Iris being impaled through the head.

Grandma Iris

A weather vane is blown off the top of her house and lands on a fire extinguisher which bursts, making the weather vane fly into the back of Iris' head and through her mouth.

Uncle Howard

A glass cup breaks and a shard is unknowingly put into someone's drink which spills when a Jenga tower falls onto it. Howard steps on the glass shard causing him to fall and a lawnmower shreds his face after a rake tipped over and turned the lawnmower on.

Cousin Julia

A tree trimmer falls onto a man using a leaf blower which blows leaves towards some kids playing soccer. One of the kids, blinded by the leaves, kicks the soccer ball and knocks Julia into a garbage bin. A garbage truck grabs the garbage bin and tosses Julia into it's compactor which crushes her skull and rips her arm apart.

Cousins Erik and Bobby

After learning Death's rules, Erik tries to save Bobby by killing him with an allergic reaction and bringing him back to life. They get peanuts from a vending machine by tipping it over and loosening one of the metal coils when the peanuts get stuck. They try their plan in a room with an MRI machine but a clipboard falls onto a keyboard that causes the machine to gradually grow in magnetic force. Bobby eats the peanuts and begins to swell up. Erik tries to bring Bobby to the ER with a wheelchair but the MRI machine pulls his phone out of his hand and onto one of it's buttons. The magnetic force maximizes and causes the MRI machine to rip out Erik's piercings from his body, including his earrings, septum ring and nipple piercings. The MRI machine then pulls Erik towards itself with the wheelchair, folding his body in half as the wheelchair's metal pierce his abdomen. Bobby manages to survive his allergic reaction but is killed when a nurse opens the door and the metal coil from the vending machine earlier flies straight into his head.

Mommy Darlene

At Iris' house for safety, a rope hanging a plant pot snaps, making it fall onto a stove and causes gas to leak. A malfunctioning light causes a small fire on top of the house but one of it's embers is blown by the wind and into the house, creating an explosion and blowing up the house entirely. Darlene survives but is crushed by a falling light post.

Stef and Brother Charlie

In the suburbs after death is thought to be cheated, a woman buys a cookie from a lemonade stand. A penny falls out of her coin purse and rolls into train tracks nearby, causing the track merging to malfunction. The train derails and speeds towards Stef and Charlie, destroying all the houses in it's path. Stef and Charlie survive the train derailment but the train cars continue to pile up, one of them containing logs that fly into the air, crushing them both entirely.
I had fun typing all this.

Anyone else think that this was a lot better than Sinners?