still no Blood Meridian movie or show
Still no Blood Meridian movie or show
Fucking spamming idiot. A Blood Meridian movie is in active production at New Regency with John Hillcoat writing and directing. It's not a maybe, it's actively happening right as we speak. Probably released in 2027/2028 at this pace, though.
It'll be pozzed beyond belief, why would you want this?
I'm working on it!
The ONLY way you could do it is by buying the rights from whichever kike has them and produce it with European funding and make it like a spaghetti western. Get Mel Gibson who made TPotC in the same way, by circumventing Hollywood and taking it to the old continent which still has people willing to finance stuff like this. Cast Glenn Fleshler though or it's DOA.
Modern woke EU filmmakers would fuck it up beyond belief. Only an edge lord Italian would be allowed to do it justice.
Indeed. You have to make it like a spaghetti western but a dark inverse. Italy is the only non-pozzed country in the EU and would do a great BM adaptation. If we're being honest, the only Westerns worth a damn are the Italian made ones. But you'd have to use little known US actors or European actors with accents because most US actors would be too expensive. Which might work better because if the actor is too famous, it ruins the immersion. But it's imperative they convince this guy to play the Judge.
And thank God for that!
Not a bad choice but a good alternative would be open auditions, let literal who’s walk in off the street. You know somewhere out there is a 7 foot tall muscular albino just looking to break into acting.
didn't it get delayed because mccarthy died
Blood Meridian is a shitty book made for impressionable edgelords
is the novel good?
You know somewhere out there is a 7 foot tall muscular albino just looking to break into acting.
Someone like this but get them to eat ice cream buckets non stop for a week or so to fatten up because it's imperative that the Judge looks like a fat baby strongman.
Yeah, but that prose though…
Blood Meredditian
Yes. It's the greatest American tale ever put to paper.
You're a nobody. Nothing you say, do or are matters.
is that the guy from true detective
can someone explain to me why everyone sucks this book off
dude, it's a western but like SUPER violent and dark!!!
ok? and?
yes. his role in true detective is for all intents and purposes the Judge. he looks and speaks the same.
You're a homosexual minstrel who has the mental capacity of a woman. Commit suicide.
Book-accurate Blood Meridian adaptation
1-hour scene of nothing happening but the gang marching through the desert, various shots of flora and fauna
30 minutes of the most unspeakably graphic violence you’ve ever seen
2 more hours marching through the desert
I don't get it either.
Read it. Thought it was fine.
Ending was super violent nonsense.
Kino
Though there's not that much plot, it's more than enough for a 2 or nearly 3 hour film. The Apache attack alone can take half an act.
If Blood Meridian is Reddit, then what book is Anon Babble? Don't say LOTR
I can already see the youtube clips.
Blood Meridian dog scene
Blood Meridian child scalp scene
Blood Meridian horse scene
Blood Meridian jackson scene
Blood Meridian gunpowder scene
These are just from memory.
Its the literature version of picture related
They is four things that will destroy the earth. Women, whiskey, money and niggers.
Prophetic.
Most overrated book of all time
The writing itself is really good. That's all. Not the story or the edginess, but the writing. It's a satisfying book to read. Sorta like Great Gatsby, well written, nice prose, good use of sensory descriptors.
Got a feeling Blood Meridian would be a mandatory high school English book if it wasn't for the violence.
Why did you want to see a movie or show about a wendigoon video?
Using every adjective in the thesaurus does not a good writing make
End your life right now.
The Apaches riding down on the rogue squad wearing a wedding dress and conquistador armor with a cannonball hole in it would be cool to see
Glenn Fleshler
Walton Goggins
Kyle Chandler
Josh Brolin
Joel Edgerton
John Hawkes
John Carrol Lynch
Shea Wigham
what actors should be in the Blood Meridian movie? southern/white character actors only.
Hack away you mean red nigger!
Glanton played by Gosling, doing his usual stoic quiet guy shtick
the ending was an event, a dance in fact
I only enjoy reading lighthearted stuff like ya/romance/scifi/fantasy. Mcarthy and his ilk just seem like edgelords more interested in grossing you out than telling a story
you must be wearing your grandma's panties.
opening tent scene, join irregulars here, meet toadvine in irregulars
Comanche attack, arrest join Glanton gang,
apache raid, drunk, no apache, saloon slaughter, judge speech
ferry, escape judge
many years later, bar scene jakes dance.
That's feasibly a 2 hour movie. It's laughable how easy it is to make BM into a good movie but that Hollywood is so utterly shit and evil that they can't figure out 2 plus 2 makes 4. fuck.
they will fuck it up
its one of the most brutal books ever, with no moral characters. Basically everyone is a murderous piece of shit, it'd be like Bone Tomahawk but even the white people are killing and scalping entire villages worth of Indians
aka the Proposition, which was a great movie.
well the hard part is gonna be disappearing the kid form the middle of the movie in a way that he's not seen participating, but is still there
I'm actually a little over half way through the book and I noticed he was basically non-existent during the last 50 pages kek
Mein Kampf
Obviously, you have to rewrite a lot of the Kid's role in the movie and make him more of a focal point without damaging too much of the narrative.
The director of that is doing the Blood Meridian movie. We're in safe hands, brothers. He also did The Road, the best McCarthy adaptation bar none. He's the one.
Fiction book
inb4 Turner Diaries
Turner Diaries is a meme
And may it stay that way
and so *snort* whaha yeah fuck
and so
so the judge is dancing now
you know they say that he will never die and all that
great favourite that whole thing he's just dancing
all the pioneers are in there with him
they're dancing, he's dancing it's a big thing and if you read the book you're thinking this shit is over
*snort* aha fuck yes so you think the thing is done with the fiddle and all of it and BAM
door gets kicked in and fuckin all these indians native aborigines whatever they all flood in
bigass brown natives and the nearest settler to the door just gets a knife dragged across his gut from behind and his intestines come out
the judge dancing there gets caught by two of them and they pull his tongue out and slice it off and blood just shoots out like 10 feet
snap zoom on someone screaming but what is this guy screaming at
the indians are just fucking the judge's ass now just running a train on him
the kid is there who cares how, he's getting skullfucked just full dick in his mouth and someone stabs him in the neck and there's blood everwhere
all the settlers are getting assraped *snort* fuckin ay, and there's blood and rape cum everywhere no one is gonna expect it
Cannot wait for the day when this fucking guy croaks.
say what you will about some of his work, i think he would actually do an okay job on this
You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. John Hillcoat, Mel Gibson are the only directors alive who could pull it off. Gladly, one of them is actually doing it. Not this fucking hack who only made one good movie. Boogie Nights.
I was surprised why so many people were talking about this character that never appeared in a movie or TV show. I then realized that some guy did a video essay on this character, so I assume like 90% of the people shilling this character have never read the book and just watched the video essay
You're retarded then
The book isn't even that fucked up. It's got some casual descriptions of violence and a few dead babies but no one gets tortured for long periods and there's no on screen rape. It's just a lot of little personal stories and cowboys being hilarious
it's going to be Ólafur Darri Ólafsson
the master is a fake mccarthy story. and i said "okay" based on that.