What'ssss the situation, captain?

yfw you realize his voice is based off of commander Serris from Galaxy Quest

Was he based on Darth Vadar? Cause it rhymes?

I love this wheezy nigga so much it’s unreal

Gor? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR.

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He's based on Nosferatu. His accent was inspired by Dracula's.

That’s Count Dooku.

Two jews have landed in the main hangar

For the most part, his CG holds up pretty well

WTF STAR WARS IS FULL OF VAMPIRES!

I wonder if he has a bussy fleshlight.

I'd rather have him as a CO than any other character in starwars

Oh fuck that actually makes sense

Animated series: Hes a badass warrior commander who all the jedi fear

Actual movie: Hes a bumbling and incompetent coward whos borderline comic relief

What happened here? Did the makers of the show have zero communication with George on what this character should be like?

He's a general. His main job is to make sure his side wins.
How is he bumbling? How is he incompetent?

he was the 2nd worst thing in the prequels after jar jar

There is no point where it doesn't with Grievous. The clones all look like ass 100% of the time tho, I will never understand why George made them fully CGI. We don't even do shit like that anymore these days, even Marvel would have made a couple of real suits and have guys wearing them for closeups and stuff like that.

Honestly I like both versions. But yeah the inconsistency is weird and they should have coordinated it better.

I also hate how they seemed to have no clue how to choreograph a fight scene with a 4 armed cyborg so he just gets 2 arms cut off immediately

Its because George is a lazy hack who was mainly concerned with toy sales over the integrity of his legacy.

And he loves the mouse cock.

All the Sith lords were a massive waste of time, they were all completely disposable. I have no idea why Grievous even has to exist when Dooku was already set up to be the big villain.

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grow up

When I first saw the movie I thought that, since all we knew about him was that he's a cybernetic war leader that Mace Windu thinks is a coward for running away "as he always does", the Confederacy was using him as a droid leader for suicide missions.

Near suicidally devoted warlord

Give him a bunch of expendable droids

Hit a high priority target with no expectation of survival

Somehow he survives, they patch him up with a few more cybernetics and make him do it again

Rinse, repeat until you have a guy that's almost as much of an expendable droid as the ones he commands

I don't care what his actual story is, I think mine is more fun.

I think the real story is just that Dooku put a bomb and blew him to bits so he could rebuild him as a cyborg or something, which is dumb

It always struck me as weird that droids would even need some sort of ranking hierarchy.

It's all gone to shit, dude. We need to fucken bail.

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The coughing thing is kinda clever because it tells the audience that Grievous is a biological being without any dialogue. Lucas is a better writer than people give him credit for.

Yeah that sucks. I prefer my Jason Vorhees suicide warlord.

god damn he was so fucking cool
even his theme felt like a horror slasher movie
then Lucas saw his initial version and thought he was too good at his job which apparently made him too similar to Vader so now he's a mustache twirling saturday morning cartoon villain with COPD

count dooku

general grievous

asajj ventress

the separatists had the coolest characters as commanders

Lucas just can't write dialogue, that has nothing to do with Grievous coughing

Are you telling me that "I wish I could just wish my feelings away." isn't the most kinoest of kino lines ever thought up by the brilliant mind of George Lucas?

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Did the makers of the show have zero communication with George on what this character should be like?

That's literally it, George just told them he was the new droid general and to do whatever they wanted.

Darth Icky Icky Goo

Holy shit I forgot about that one.

How tf did that happen. George KNEW that he was terrible at writing dialogue, the whole cast and crew of the OT blatantly told him to his face to the point that they demanded to be able to just rewrite their own lines

I wish that I could wish

He’s saying he can’t even wish bro. The Jedi forbid it. You have to wish for something before you can seek to achieve it.

Jedi have no step one. He’s not allowed to even wish that his feelings would go away. That’s an impure thought.

EXPLAIN...as you would a child

As if people don't say "I wish I could just wish [whatever]" in everyday life all the time.

goofy ass names

I wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish I could just wish my feelings away

Filoni shit

shes no longer bald, but shes still a bad bitch

He married a fucking nigress. George is a gigantic fucking loser and an idiot with zero taste

Your yarmulke’s will make a fine addition to my collection

I bet it was autism over wanting them all to actually be identical.

Anon, please... dude you're replying to is like 14 years old, just let him have this one

I would join the CIS but I'd have the robots jerk me off constantly.

Roger, Roger!

*Fapfapfapfapfap*

Those jedi would make it 2 or 3 feet onto my ship before getting stuck to the floor and bogged down in old cummies.

Based. Those droids were fuckable for sure.

You can see why the poor boy had a psychotic break. He wished he was a Jedi from day one. They tell you not to do that.