This lady was ready to go and he turned her down. No wonder he's a 40 year old virgin

This lady was ready to go and he turned her down. No wonder he's a 40 year old virgin.

When you are first getting into the dating scene it’s best to avoid women who are over eager. Trust me it doesn’t end well

i would never lose my virginity to a slut.

What exactly was the issue here anyway? She had that total manic wine mom demeanor after a few xans. Other anons here who fuck old ladies know what I'm talking about.

i'd rather be a virgin than have sex with a roastie

Did she ever do porn?

Start putting yourself out there then because by the time you hit 30 that’s mostly what you will get (even if you go younger.)

If you’re over the age of 25, you don’t have a choice at that point

She did Penthouse or Playboy. That’s Kimberly Page, former Nitro girl and DDP’s ex-wife.

All women are whores. If you've made it past 25 and still believe otherwise, you deserve every year you spent as a virgin for your naivety. Grow up already faggot.

What does that feel like?

This is Diamond Dallas Page's wife. When I was a little kid going through puberty this woman changed my life watching WCW. also Sable but she was WWF i think. Bolt ons were the real deal then

Squeeze your asstreeks with both hands. Like that but with a flesh nubbin on either side

women's skin is much softer and smoother
I particularly enjoy their thighs

This dvd was basically softcore porn, watching this scene and the weird stormy daniels special feature

I just want to be left alone and not be responsible for any children or maintaining a relationship with another human being. Happily, I have been successful.

be 30 year old virgin

work at a cafe in college town

everyone thinks I'm 21 tops

meet 18 year old coworker who asked for my number and instagram

talk everyday and hang out here and there

6 months in tell her I'm 30 at a work hangout and think she will freak out

we still end up talking

19 now and I'm starting to get attached to her

she starts pulling away for no reason

confront her why she never wants to hang out anymore but if someone else asks she does not hesitate

tells me "i really just hangout with people my own age you know? 18,17,16"

Then why the fuck did we hangout once a week the past year before this. I never got to makeout or anything with her cause working together + the age gap I thought it would freak her out, but now she is acting like she always thought it was weird
I don't get it
Is there any saving this? At this point I just want to say I got to fuck a 19 year old

You fucked up by telling her you're 30.
Ask her out for coffee asap otherwise drop her.
Also you probably got friendzoned as 6 months is a long time to drag that shit out.

she probably had "friends" that convinced her it was weird to hang out with someone "so much older"
you dodged a bullet, she's a retard for listening to them

Don't shit where you eat and don't be a clingy weirdo.

She has stds anon

Oof

she is still touchy with me at work tho? She jokingly took my phone the other day and I joked and said I was going to choke her out and I put my hand on her throat and she didn't think it was weird, she just stood there and smiled. For a split second I thought about making out with her then and there but I felt that would have went too far and she probably would have freaked out. why she is she so touchy with me if I'm friendzoned?

I just turned 25, what's up with this meme that guys 25 and older can't find love?

i only have 5 more years until i am him.

You should keep overthinking it

same

Humanity dodged a bullet by preventing a retard like (You) from impregnating that woman.

literally just move on
she's already messing with your head by saying "i want to hang out with people my age" one minute then getting friendly the next
just treat her like if she was an ugly tranny trying to hit on you. be polite but just keep ignoring her little by little like you've lost interest
there's so many other girls to choose from if you work in a college town.
also when you're ignoring her, she will notice and try extra hard for your attention. ignore her and move on, she's already shown you what she's like.

if she's 19 she's probably trying to bait you into doing something she can be a victim of and get internet famous

Yeah, this reads like an incel's power fantasy. Have fun being a virgin.

Bro just don't, go hook up with some other college chick, go to a bar or a club or some shit. Like fuck why are you being so fucking dumb? If her flirting is genuine or not, she already said it's weird that you're old, that will always be hanging over the relationship. Also you're waaaay too autistic to skirt that line, you would do something really dumb if you kept pushing those boundaries. Like "put my hand on her throat" the fuck is that?
Good thing this is fictional.

by 25 the average girl has sucked like 20 diccks and had mmaybe 5 boyfriends and is still obsessed with the first one she had in high school who cheated on her. I say girls 21 and older are already very used up. Why would you want a gf who has already done all the lovey dovey shit with someone else? You go to the park to walk, she already did that with a dude before you and is most likely in her head reminiscing while she is with you

I gave up my chance for wizard powers by drunkenly fucking a stripper when I was 26.
Didn't even cum.

based thigh enjoyer

weird stormy daniels special feature

go on?

drunkenly fucking a stripper

Don't forget to pay your car loan on that mustang, private.

I feel this is the best option cause she's still young and will fall for this shit easily, but at the same time she seems like a slut who talks to like 10 other dudes daily
this is not fake, I told her to give me my phone back or I would choke her out and and Put my hand on her throat while we were closing the cafe and she smiled at me while we were staring at eachother for about 5 seconds and then she handed the phone over
Moments like this that make me want to at least makeout with her if I can't fuck her

At your age your best bet is women 25 and over. Pre college women will almost always mercilessly cheat on you due to their youthful predilection for sluttery

/thread

That's the age where you officially passed "late bloomer" into "that weird guy"

I don't believe in you, anon. Sorry.

It’s hilarious just how many guys think they can still date much younger women as they age. They see you as a dinosaur half the time unless they have mental problems. If you can’t get women near your own age maybe try looking inside of yourself instead of just trying to get a literal child girlfriend?

30 year old roastie hands typed this

Nice fake story, stupid.
Here's a real one

be me

19 or 20 year old virgin

have 30 something 6/10 skinny black coworker

she smokes trash weed

offer to get her good weed

we build a rapport

she gives me a ride home

asks when I'm coming over to see her dildo collection

says she doesn't like plastic dick as much as the real thing

not attracted to black women at all

spill my spaghetto and refuse to even acknowledge she's inviting me to over to fuck her

she gets offended

hell hath no fury like a black woman scorned by a yt boi

we become fierce enemies

fighting one day for the hundredth time

another coworker says JESUS JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY

I yell THEY'D NEVER FIND HER BODY

everyone laughs

I quit soon after cause it was only a temp job

not true, you can get younger women easily even in 40s but you got to look and act like an actual adult. Just show them you got your fucking life together and they will want you. with 18 year olds all you literally need is a nice medium price range sports car and they'll be all over you, you just need to be in like mid 20s for this

unless they have mental problems.

soooo a woman?

muh car

You are Indian aren’t you?

it's true tho? Girls are fukcing retarded and go crazy if your car looks nice, cause they can't drive and aren't allowed out of their house, so they see an older dude who can drive them anywhere they start getting wet

work with woman for what sounds like over a year

hang out with her for 6+ months without making a move

she moves on

No shit. It's doubly true for older women but even with young women you have to shit or get off the pot. They're not going to sit around and wait 4 years for you to get your shit straight and decide to make a move. Sitting around in a will he won't he state for month or years in 99.9% of cases only drastically reduces your chances of ever being able to seal the deal.

Is there any saving this?

For fuck's sake no. It's possible but it's not worth it and you really don't want that anyway. Just treat it as a lesson learned and move on. Just remember respect and deference is interpreted as timidity and timidity is not in anyway attractive to women. Being up front, trying and being turned down usually doesn't lose you any respect in their eyes. Doing whatever the fuck you seem to be hyping yourself up to do absolutely does.

All women are whores

what about that quiet shy girl in the back of the class who barely says a word?

Nope, not military.
Just an autist that paid sex workers to try and fight the loneliness.

100%
she is also a porn addict

has 1000+ messages at all times. the sex imbalance is fucking staggering

That's going into my misogyny headcanon along with "SIDS is just a coverup for mothers killing their babies in postpartum derangement so their husbands wont murder them"

Dating apps need to be banned or reformed. I’m talking extreme cooldown times between messages and the elimination of swipe mechanics

you forgot to mention that everyone clapped as well

Speed dating is such a bizzaro world concept.
Also this joke was fine at the time but speed dating events are already a movie cliche, a tired one,
Even the accountant2 had one

Speed dating is actually making a comeback thanks to the increasingly dead internet.

talk everyday and hang out here and there

6 months in tell her I'm 30 at a work hangout and think she will freak out

You should have hooked up within 2 weeks.

19 now and I'm starting to get attached to her

Why? You weren’t dating, hooking up, or anything to justify that.

confront her why she never wants to hang out anymore but if someone else asks she does not hesitate

This makes you look creepy, weird, possessive, and unstable.

I’m a 33 year old kissless virgin, never even been on a date before or really even had many conversations with women in my life. I don’t know how or why this happened. I have just never tried. And I’m also a complete loser in the rest of my life too, so it isn’t like I’m some huge success except for the sex thing. At this point, even thinking about talking to a woman seems ridiculous because I offer literally nothing positive to anyone. The concept of flirting might as well be Latin to me because it’s completely untenable

It’s almost unfathomable to think about how someone can end up as pathetic and lonely as I am.

my dad just fucked a 19 year old last year he's 60 now, hes broke too he can talk shit and hes funny though. his best friend in his 50s just had a baby with a 24 year old. they got some shit up your sleeve to make you fold too. i know their tricks too but im married.

30 year old virgin getting clingy and possessive and defensive about the only girl who has ever shown him any attention

This is another reason why I as a pathetic worthless 33 year old kissless virgin won’t talk to women. I know that if I ever had one show any attention to me I would become obsessed with her.

Why? You weren’t dating, hooking up, or anything to justify that.

This is such a female thing to say. Girls strong along guys and treat them like they are in a relationship but never make it official, and then when they get called out on it "LOL Why are you so mad we were never dating"

defensive about the only girl who has ever shown him any attention

She's not tho, girls talk to me all the time but I don't get obsessed about all of them, only the ones who show genuine interest. She used to call me at 1am just to randomly talk about how her cat pooped in her room and how she had to clean it

Girls start having sex by the age of 10. I know because they were talking about it openly in school. I didn't really care because I was busy playing LEGO and Starcraft.

NO ONE CARES.

Go where?

You should an hero before it gets worse. Make sure to livestream it.

It was a shit test. She intentionally let it slip to see if he would tell her about it. He failed.

I had a Brazilian fwb who had fake tits, but they weren't huge or obnoxious rocks like in some pornos. they felt essentially like the real thing desu, really fun. great for titfucks too, bless her

Fake tits are great if you have the cash to buy high quality implants. Most women cheap out and make it look worse than before.

Well, I'm not married so spill the beans.

Yeeeep. Quality + size make a big difference. At a certain point, the quality is largely irrelevant if you're just going up to balloon-tier tits. god bless women, i love them so much.

I wouldn’t trust any of you anons on dating advice, so no I don’t think I’ll listen to this.

it feels very secure and you can feel the guys erection on your bum

I believe that the scenario you described happened, I’ve had similar experiences with girls before where there was clear sexual tension. However, I also believe that you’ll most likely fuck it up and regret making a move. Not saying you shouldn’t, but I don’t trust you to not fuck it up. Instead, do as the other anons have advised and find another college chick to bang and get it out of your system.

but this is the closest I’ve ever been and there’s no way I could get another teenager interested in me

That’s precisely why you’d fuck it up. You’re too desperate. If you don’t have the will to cut her off, then go the other route and ask her out. Don’t do something dumb like spontaneously make out with her at work with your hand around her neck. You’ll 100% get charged for assault. Just ask her out directly and if she says no, move on.

treat them like they are in a relationship

Do your relationships normally consist of “hanging out here and there”, not being physical whatsoever, and never professing feelings for each other? You’re bitter about some shit that has nothing to do with the situation at hand.

What's his name?

they were trying to impress the other women and you so you would sleep with them faggot. women think being experienced in bed is impressive. my ex gf would constantly make sexual references and wear slutty clothing around her friends but the first time we had sex she didn't understand how to give a blowjob and literally sucked like it was a straw in between licks.

cause they can't drive and aren't allowed out of their house

wtf are you talking about? We’re not discussing fucking 13 year olds, bud. Any 18 year old is driving and out of the house.

I lost my virginity to a prostitute and it made me realize how underwhelming sex is. She was way hotter than any girl I could realistically date too. I can't believe I wasted so much time obsessed about being a virgin.

blowjob and pussy does not feel as good as you think

french kissing is just awkward with little sensation

boobs feel nice but get boring to grope after a while

sex occasionally smells gross even with clean women

your 20k hours practice fapping makes you better at pleasuring your dick than any woman could

If you are a virgin you need to fuck a hooker immediately to stop putting them on a pedestal, the fantasy of women mogs the shit out of real women.

These were the lies I told people when I was a virgin too.

I disagree. The first time I had sex was great. I like making out with women, I liked touching their soft bodies, I love eating them out, and putting my penis inside their vagina feels awesome.
Sorry you didn’t enjoy it, but telling others that your experience is universal is pretty dumb.

I love eating them out

slow down gayboy there is no reason your mouth should ever be near a bajina

There are plenty of reasons, the main one being to lick, suck, and insert my tongue into.

Grow up and marry a whore

That's nice bro but I don't really care. I'm busy playing LEGO and Starcraft.

is most likely in her head reminiscing while she is with you

That's coming from batshit insane levels of insecurity. Nobody does that.

What does this have to do with Anon Babble?

>blowjob and pussy does not feel as good as you think

>french kissing is just awkward with little sensation

>boobs feel nice but get boring to grope after a while

>sex occasionally smells gross even with clean women

If you felt nothing from any of this then you weren't really attracted to her in any way or in a real way. I mean she was a prostitute, but getting to kiss the girl you so badly want is the hottest shit ever, especially if you get to touch her skin and grope her ass and boobs cause you thought youd never get the chance

You sound like you're coping dude, imagine taking her on a date to a local mall near you and not knowing she already has been to the same mall with like 3 other guys before you. How would you honestly feel about that? There is nothing special between you two, no first moments with you two

People in the past only married chaste women because their parents arranged the marriage when they were in their teens. If you are 30+ and expect a tradwife it's literally over.

Not the guy you responded to but I don’t really get the issue here. If a girl I went on a date with took me to a park she’s been to before with another date, I really wouldn’t care. Can you explain why you’d care about being her first for something like that?

My parents can get a good woman for me so long as I can make over $150k/year. I don’t understand this obsess with love marriages

Because she will most likely start getting flashbacks about the other guy. Nothing is worse than listening to music for example and she hits you with a "my ex used to love this song" You thought you had a moment with her but she is reminded of another guy

I care.

The concept of flirting might as well be Latin to me because it’s completely untenable

I'd have easier time learning Latin. Flirting just goes over my head.

You two should meet and bump uglies.

I've played with some fake titties on a stripper but I've never had sex with a lady with fake titties and I fear that they're totally out of style so even if I get divorced or something I'll never be able to look forward to 40something bitches having balloons under their shirt ;_;

I can still crank my hog to this scene desu

You should only take advice from me

I am 32 years old, have been on 4 dates in my life and been kissed twice.
The chance for another romantic touch is the only reason I am still alive.

I'm a 30 year old kissless virgin in latin america

Good thing that you didn't. Like other anons already said; move on and get a chick somewhere else. I guarantee nothing makes women seethe more than seeing that you suddenly have other women to hang out with. Even casually chatting is enough.

It’s so weird when you see all these couples everything. I don’t know how you could ever attract someone into your life who wants to spend time with you. It’s like watching an alien species…. although maybe it’s me who’s the alien?

Was your mother one of those girls, that is, if your father had followed your advice would he not have dated your mom and you wouldn't exist?

go to Latin America

lose kidney

acquire gf

Tempting.

it wasn't like that back then, people called on the phone but they weren't being called or texting 30 other guys at once. girls are 10000x sluttier now than even in the 2000s

they meet them in schools or through people they already know
if you dont have the foundation of social network build inside of schools, life is essentially nonexistent until you can afford to quit your job and go to uni 2nd time later in life in 35-40 age range for most people
most men are forced into state of arrested development between 25-35 where they are stuck at 15 because its impossible to go through developmental milestones anymore outside of school setting since there's no places to speak to women anymore

You’re never going to lose your virginity period.

you'll find out

He didn't want to get a Diamond Cutter from D-D-P

6 months in

Still just talking

It was hard to make a move cause in the back of my head I thought she'd find it weird since we work together.

No wonder nothing happened, you're a doormat.

Good, brown nipples are disgusting.

31 and same as you. Even without the virgin thing, I need to fix everything else as well. We aren't taking part in the same stream of existence as everyone else. We're basically aliens.