What would you do in his position?
What would you do in his position?
Fortunately I already saw the movie so I would start plotting Liam Neeson's demise somehow.
How'd he get up on the chair?
i'd turn 360 degrees and walk away
I wouldn't *do* anything. I would wobble side-to-side like a bowling pin. And that's what no one else did.
id reveal that my arms are hidden in my shirt and that my legs are folded back behind my trick pants get massive applause and then walk out of there and have a pint
This. You gonna pay to look at a chicken or you gonna pay to look at Mr Wobbly Stump with the option to pay an extra dollar to fuck his ass once the performance is over?
do you think he died a virgin? he’s got that rizz and an apparent crotch
what movie?
PUNCTURED BICYCLE
The only thing I can do. Talk.
Do a good show and get jerked off by a drunken curious woman.
Bro, he has no arms or legs and everyone fucks goats at that point.
I EAT THE FUCKING RAT POISON before I get spit roasted by gold miners
spit roasted by gold miners
Should have been the name of the movie
first he had to eat all the eggs
Dudley?
down in the valley where a chemical spill
came from the people living up on the hill
I bet if I had no arms and no legs I could get a gf. At least that's something interesting to talk about. I've got nothing.
you can probably fire a gun with your mouth. i would be billy the torso and hop around as a gunslinger.
Probably nothing
Wrong HP kid
Keep me balanced
can't wipe my own ass
probably tumble off a cliff
start bustin' caps
I would try to be fucking funnier if my life depend on a good show
work the crowd
try to make them relate to common abdurd experience
engage 1to1 with people on the front
anything is better than being boring
In fact, a fucking chicken that can count was better
Everything possible to get a giant dick. Stump man with a massive wang would sell more.
Lmfao
gift of the spoken word
can't convince his master he's worth more than a fucking chicken
Ballad of Buster Scruggs (2018)
Fall into a pile of leaves and call myself Russell.
I'd yell out "Chicken Jockey" and roll away during the chaos
I'd welcome death.
probably try to get liam neeson to sell me to somebody else instead of just letting me down .
To be fair it felt more like he was just good at telling stories and being a dramatic faggot instead of actually being good at talking and reasoning
What would you guys do for pic related though?
If I feel into the river I could be Bob.
Being the best human fleshlight ever existed
Yeah.
why didn't he just use that chair and make peg legs and peg arms out of it
Idk but it was pretty fucked up of Neeson's character to not pay some whore to blow him at least. Instead he lets him sit in the back while he plaps a prostitute in the front.
What would you guys do for pic related though?
Regret not dying quickly in the shootout with the banker. Did you know that most people hanged during these times didn't actually die of a broken neck instantly? They all suffocated slowly.
"Charisma" is an innate skill. You can't improve it, but only develop to a full potential. So, if yours charisma is 0, full potential gonna be same 0.