What did I just watch?

You have to see le heckin Conclaverino

Fuckin' Tranny Pope. Literal who, no friends, sits alone in every shot, keeps getting votes, denounces only defender of the faith, somehow elected. Catholics have a fucked up system but even they don't deserve this hit piece.

the movie is a piece of shit, the recreation of the Sistine Chapel is cool but the script is a nonsense, you should have gone with The Pope's Exorcist.

decent movie with 1 minute of tranny pope

anon focuses in on 15 seconds of that 1 minute

Being the godless troon that you are, you took offense to this film. A most terrible calamity. Might I suggest the rope, that should get you sorted out in no time.

mediocre movie with shit ending

anon focuses on why he wasted two hours of life

I had this exact reaction when I watched it last week. I am also not a papist.

not realizing some people watch all the shit movies for a living and get happy when they see a decent one

some people watch all the shit movies for a living

who the fuck are you, (((Gene Siskel)))?

I have no idea who that person is but would prefer to be a Jew over an animal

good actors i liked forever tainted by their roles in this joke

Pay attention to me I hated popular thing

But you're a boring cunt

Most of the people electing the Pope watched though and that's official
Go cope soemwhere else

I thought it was fine

even they don't deserve this hit piece

Yes they do

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mudshits literally bombing the papacy

we have GOT to stop this evil Italian cardinal, he's going to undo all of our progress!

le tranny pope

This movie was shockingly gay.

people in the mafia watch the Godfather that doesn't mean anything other than they like stories about themselves.

they even had the obligatory WOMYN hero nun because heaven forbid you have a show based on an all male order only have male characters.

implying the tranny pope is the moment it went to shit, and not Stanley Tucci actively campaigning to make sure an abortion loving Democrat gets in as Pope and the faggot protagonist insists on being neutral until he isn't.

The movie was one of the best thrillers of the past 20 years but whatever you say pal

ok buddy, what exactly was thrilling? The constant action? The nonstop voting action? The breaking and entering scene that involved (checks notes) breaking a wax seal? Some men crying? The mysterious unfolding of finding and distributing a report, deducing what interaction could cause conflict between a nun and cardinal, and what tranny sex clinic Pope Pedo was sent to? Sooo thrilling...

Tucci’s liberal rant was arguably the best part of the movie because he’s just said both publicly and privately that he doesn’t want the papacy and his views are so extreme that you’re left to wonder if he actually believes what he’s saying or if he’s just trying to commit papal suicide. You can even argue that he WAS trying to an hero his chances so that he could railroad Tremblay for the guaranteed shot at a high office.

But yeah. That ending was fucking awful. Should have been Lawrence.

born hermaphrodite

lives as man

somehow this is a sin even though Abraham was also a hermaphrodite

even original sin is forgiven with baptism but original sin exists because of humanity's fall from grace
why would God send you to hell for a biological oddity you were born with?

Intersex is not the same thing as trans, and it was obvious to me the saintly guy would become pope quite early on.

This. Where the fuck was iron man? Why didn’t iron man fly in and say something funny? That would of been way better and less boring

It's okay I'm sure they're making a new Johnny Wick movie for your kind.

even though Abraham was also a hermaphrodite

There is no scriptural basis for this claim.

Not a tranny pope. A hermaphrodite pope. I know the majority of people on this board have trannies on their mind 24/7, but there’s a difference. One is at least naturally occurring.

Hmm, better lay your sarcasm on a little thicker, this is the internet after all. Nobody is saying it needs to be an action blockbuster. Silence of the Lambs is an excellent thriller with minimal action. And movies without any action at all, just good actors and good scripts like Margin Call also exist. Cum Cave is just a bad movie.

The one thing you didn't mention, the "favourite" shifting

erm hermaphrodites are claimed by troons. they fall in the "queer" umbrella.

Wasn't a tranny though. People like that exist. Importantly, it was suggesting to accept how he was made. If he was made in the image of god, then it would be against the creator to change his work.

He'd be more of a "tranny" if he underwent gender affirming surgery than to accept life with the parts he was given.

they even had the obligatory WOMYN hero nun

You're just making things up, anon.

erm hermaphrodites are claimed by troons

It doesn't matter who "claims" them, it's all about what they identify under. You know, the thing that trans and gay people and people with different pronouns have advocated for?
The pope isn't trans, sorry to burst your headcannon with trannies living rent free in your mind!

that's retarded nu faith. Oh your baby was born with a heart condition so don't do surgery, just let it die. It was God's will! Don't take vaccines because if you believe in God you'll never get sick. It's feelgood nonsense with no scriptural basis. It's the same level of thought energy as 'why do bad things happen to good people'?

I know its odd. They advocate for freedom of self identification but then turn around and claim whole groups. I think they really just advocate for whatever gets them the most attention and power. they don't care

If troon is a gotcha, then it deserved to be hashed out as part of the story. it's a superficial take on the obviously political use of a minority as IRL.

Catholics are a satanic cult
Imagine your community leaders being forced to be anti-family
Your most spiritual people are forbidden to procreate
There's no sane explanation why it's not satanic

has no friends

gets made a Cardinal

not really how that works lol
he was just new and hadn't started sucking up to the senior management yet.

It’s by design to remove one of the pillars of a homogenous society. Race, religion, gender. Muddle and destroy them all.

Its a blatant insult.

Yeah I'm not gonna lie the twist at the end made this a 6/10 movie for me
Feels like it would've worked better without such an arbitrary twist

Movie is just overhyped to me. It's not terrible but it's not impressive. Ralph Fiennes carries the film but I just wasn't interested in seeing yet another Hollywood lib impression of Catholics.
The ironic thing was, the film made a decent point about the position of the pope. It IS an Italian institution, it's a tradition created by Italians.
the Jewish liberal cardinal was too on the nose, trying to promote more women in positions of power and radically altering everything to be more progressive.

Kind of says it all really. Open your doors by an inch and the outsiders will eventually try to keep it open to change everything within. Then call you a racist for not recognizing your own house. Keep the pope Italian, who gives a fuck.

has no friends

gets elected Pope with 2/3s majority

That's the real point. Nobody even knew who he was until he showed up claiming to be a secret cardinal. Where were any scenes of people vouching for him, or him demonstrating that he had any support amongst the college? But somehow he just starts accruing supporters? His only real moment was the philosophical divide with Cardinal Based and that was well after he was picking up supporters from the other disgraced candidates. They set up this whole premise of the politics behind electing the pope and then disregard it with cardinal tranny.

It's the same level of thought energy as 'why do bad things happen to good people'?

Unironically still a great argument. Child bone cancer doesn't help anyone.

he's not a tranny, he has a vestigial uterus. this happens to men sometimes. if you've never had surgery in your abdomen before, then you could have one and not know about it.

that said, I'm not sure the writers understood that the character they wrote wasn't a tranny, so you sort of have a point here

Everybody dies. Everybody gets sick. Nobody is free from misery. That's the great equalizer. Life on earth isn't paradise.

How will saying "no u" to chuds help you win the culture war?

You're fucking retarded. Stay away from my church.

The new pope is an Italian from Chicago so I'm proven right anyway.

Everybody dies is a fatalistic cope from delusional kike death cultists and is used to justify redirecting resources from a cure for aging into shit like ozempic and psychiatric drugs, fyi.