Fuck you Anon Babble

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Fuck you Anon Babble

You faggots actually like this shit? "Marvel is back" my ass

I have no clue who any of the heroes are except Bucky, apparently I had to watch the crappy TV shows

terrible cringe humor, repeating the name "Bob" over and over is not comedy

Russian guy wouldnt stfu. Literally he kept yelling and screaming and had no personality except "le angry vodka man". Is this shit for 8 year olds?

Heroes didnt even have cool fights except for Bucky and Ghost

Villain is defeated with Talk-No-Jutsu just like Cap 4

Muh mental health depression bullshit for millenials to clap like seals for

Its pure garbage. Can't decide if this was worse or Cap 4. How does this trash have 3.7 on Letterboxd

You faggots actually like this shit?

No, shills said they did to get you to watch it. Well done idiot.

Nah it was pretty good

I watched slop and got mad that it didn't pander to me

apparently I had to watch the crappy TV shows

Not really. Even if you had no idea who Bucky is, you could've watched the Falcon and Winter Soldier to see who he and US Agent are, watch Ant-Man 2 to see who Ghost is, then watch Black Widow to see who the rest are. It's more a Black Widow sequel than anything else.

The final act is a group therapy session.
Gay

this is why you have no friends

It's very aggressive shilling.

white incel is painted in sympathetic light

girlboss politician is the villain

Yep. MAHVEL IS BACK BAYBEE

>I have no clue who any of the heroes are except Bucky, apparently I had to watch the crappy TV shows

Yelena, Red Guardian, Taskmaster, and Ghost were all in movies. John was the only one who originated in one of the shows.

I was waiting for taskmaster to appear until the end, i guess she's really dead

"Marvel is back" my ass

Why are you pretending you watched it?

apparently I had to watch the crappy TV shows

Not true.

terrible cringe humor, repeating the name "Bob" over and over is not comedy

If terrible humour, why did I laugh? Checkmate, faggot.

Florence Pugh was really hot in that movie

incel goes on killing spree

everything is fixed once he receives his government mandated girlfriend

this is why you are gay

apparently I had to watch the crappy TV shows

False. Literally only 1 character is from a tv show. Ghost, Yelena, Red Guardian, Val and Taskmaster are all from movies.

Fuck you, I liked it.

It's painfully average. None of the characters like each other until all of a sudden they do. Elaine is supposed to be the new Fury but she's just bumbling and gets lucky half the time. The MCU humor is as unfunny as ever. Only saving grace is Florence Pugh's ass in the elevator scene.

And the one character from TV isn’t that hard to figure out going in

(Also John Walker did nothing wrong)

depressed character gets a hug from a cute girl and his depression goes away

ummm I thought he needed to just "love himself" like normies always say???

Elaine is supposed to be the new Fury but she's just bumbling and gets lucky half the time.

I'm pretty sure that was the point.
She's clearly meant to be incompetent, to the point she managed to fumble having a subservient Superman expy desperate for a human connection.

How does this trash have 3.7 on Letterboxd

You answered that yourself in your last >implying

I thought Florence Pugh was cute, Bob too. It wasn't very funny but the quippiness was only a little annoying.
Marvel has always only ever been shit though, so I wouldn't care about saying it's back

That's not an implying. Not all greentexts are implyings, retard.

You are right, but I will not allow bloodshed in sacred ground. Apologize

Relax, autist.

literally me

it's a whole journey.

I've seen a few pieces of fanart that give Yelena a semblance of Pughs chubby face.

just watch 3 literally who dogshit movies to understand this dogshit movie bro

Worse than cap 4. What a way to ruin the Sentry. What bendis did is worse but this is still bad

Flow poo is never hot in any movie with her sad as fuck tits

What a way to ruin the Sentry

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I think if the lead was someone hot and not this disgusting pig pugh the movie would be rewatchable

How is the action in this movie? Does Bucky do anything cool?

movie is too shit to even shill for

just spam every terrible piece of fan art you can rip straight from google images until the thread dies

this site is truly fucking bizarre i can never get over it. it's usually in particular the marvel shit they do it with too. there really must be only like 50 of you faggots posting regularly for the same shit and the same patterns to pop up over and over and over again. don't you get tired of being such worthless retards? how can you continue with this behavior when people have all probably told you 1000 times on here why it's bad? can those mega-downie types that shit in diapers and hit themselves in the head at 35 use a computer? are THEY the guys doing this shit incessantly?

anon, it is exactly one guy.

sup morgoth

Thunderbolts is now a timeless classic, whether you like it or not.

paid marketers
poor moderation

eh, it's pretty decent, but i wouldn't call any MCU movie a timeless classic.

Thunderbolts' message is about as strong as Inside Out 2

repeating the name "Bob" over and over is not comedy

Stopped reading here, Bob is a funny word.

I liked it Pugh looked real fuckable

You remember the motorcycle chase from Terminator 2?

Didn't watch any of those.
"MCU homewordk" was needed there

kek you owned that faggot