still seething over getting cucked
Still seething over getting cucked
REEEEEEEEEEEEEY
He’s just a bitter bitter little shine, isn’t he?
They really did write him as a beta orbiter in the last two sequels
Reylo is the only thing I slightly enjoyed about the sequel trilogy. Everything else was intolerable.
Ayo it about who lay de pipe haha nawmsayn
You aint gon disney plas me AW HELL NAW
5 years later
C-can I PWEASE be cast in a teevee show massa?
Is this guy kanye's cousin? kind of looks like him
not about who she kisses but who lays the pipe
Kek pretty based
I mean realistically who else can Rey fuck now that Kylo is out of the picture? Makes sense for them to get together
Yeah, it is in fact the one kind of good idea.
I mean, it's just a Romeo and Juliet trope. it's been done a hundred times.
Po’ Finn. At least he’ll always have FinnPo
deys all brothas cuz
He’s British so he doesn’t talk like that.
I still chuckle at his BLM cosplay. Tactical gloves and all.
Don't you kid yourselves you didn't even give him a chance at all
If he started doing backflips and force choked the shit outta ren and had a double purple light saber like windu you would have liked him
His character canonically fucked Rey after the series ended. I don’t see what he has to complain about.
chuds think this is peak humor btw
Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.
I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.
When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring nigger nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.
Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback nigger, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.
I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.
Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the niggershines, as MegaNigger (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.
Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
Hey man those gloves had studs that shit isn't cheap, BLM is about the little man, you know? And just because he is in the UK and a millionaire actor doesn't mean systemic racism in the US doesn't affect him. Because nobody, white or black, should have to buy studded tactical gloves and feel afraid
I kind of feel bad for him because he actually likes Star Wars and his character is a fucking idiot.
Can imagine the awkward conversation with his agent. Due to the importance of the Chinese market you character is basically going to do nothing.
Yeah but he got to enjoy it with Episode VII. The story of him and his Dad seeing him pull out the lightsaber when they saw the movie was really sweet. And then he just got to cash in on 2 more movies without having to do much. And then he got to openly shit on the series and do whatever he wants. I don't think it's so bad. Better than young Anakin's actor.
he actually likes Star Wars
yet he agreed to be part of disney star wars. explain that.
Who could've known it would be that bad?
Everyone "actually likes Star Wars". That doesn't mean anything.
You get to be a hardcore fan if you actually delved into the EU at all, or have anything intelligent to say about the movies beside "dude, it was so cool when I was 8".
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He doesn't. He likes fame and money. He's mad that he was in a giant film franchise like Star Wars and isn't as rich or popular as the other actors. What he's too stupid to realize is that he's ugly, a bad actor, and complaining constantly isn't going to get him more work. If it wasn't for DEI he would never have been in Star Wars in the first place. Not a huge market out there for ugly talentless thespians.
His entire character is bizarre.
ex stormtrooper that is traumatized and decides to desert
as soon as he switches sides he's already hootin and hollerin as he mows down other stormtroopers (who are literally just like him)
doesn't do much except tag along after that
instead of idk retreating somewhere safe and living out his life free of combat and stress he decides to be a part of the upper echelon of the Resistance
after there is talk of an imperial spy, nobody suspects him, despite him being an ex-imperial in their midst and given pretty much total clearance for their operations
pair him up with some fugly asian woman
can't even remember what he did in the third movie
They did absolutely nothing with the character.
There is no character development, no arc, no nothing. As soon as he switches sides he loses all agency and personality and just becomes some npc dude that tags along for no reason without a thought of his own.
anyone who read the script
I haven't seen the last movie do the evil guy and the girl actually get together
the logical progression of the
traumatized soldier
is to get as far ass possible away from war. His "arc" should've been the resistance struggling to get information out of him to use against his buddies and his reluctance to give it to them because he knows what the resistance is going to do to his buddies.
he doesn't go on grand adventures. He doesn't help Rey or Poe slaughter stormtroopers. He's a reluctant and not necessarily reliable aid to the resistance. That's it. That's his logical arc.
I don't like him because he's black
TFA was pretty harmless aside from killing Han Solo, it's the other two ST movies that were a disaster
why can't this moron get over it already?? he got very well paid for relatively little work. just enjoy the money for fucks sake
I mean realistically who else can Rey fuck now that Kylo is out of the picture?
Chewbacca.
Are you from the 1920s?
canon
Uppercut yourself Disney tranny
Adam Driver hated reylo too
I picked it up from Anthony Cumia, and decided that I liked it. You can only say “nigger” so many times.
I kind of feel bad for
Why are zoomers such faggots and say this about everything?
yeah nigga you are not it not with those hips
It's embarrassing that they embraced Reylo without putting in any characterization to set it up.
Understandable, after all he had until the last rose petal fell to fall in love and be loved in return and Kylo kind of fucked him over.
Why are you such an apathetic douchebag?
Why does John Boyega talk about films like he's a huge star?
He’s not british he’s black.
Luke's bastard son, Anakin Jade
why does a person being interviewed answer questions?
why does a person being interviewed for a minor role act as though he had the starring role?
My point is that at his point in his "career" the worst thing he should be saying about films he's made is "It was a lot of fun to make".
Criticizing your employer publicly is not something you can do unless you're truly undeniable.
Hilarious bro you should join Sam Hyde's comedy troup
maybe he's not a cuck careerist and speaks his mind?
but what will shekelberg say :(
Boyega is notoriously from the yew kay and doesn’t talk like that (much to Spike Lee and Samuel L Jackson’s chagrin).
seething about Sam Hyde in an unrelated thread
He really broke some of you guys.
Chinese audiences doesn’t even dislike blacks. No idea where this rumor came from. All the gay, woman, and minority erasure (for lack of a better term) has way more to do with socially conservative markets in the Middle East and south Asia than China. It’s the same with the “China hates skeletons!” shit people on Anon Babble still believe.
Only reason Boyega was on the poster in America and certain other western markets was to entice black audiences. Outside of those markets there is little point in including him since he was basically unknown
the things he says are fucking stupid and arrogant. he thinks he's a certified star when he's just a glorified extra.
I'll respect a retard that speaks his mind more than someone who walks on eggshells in fear of the impact it'll have on their career prospects
he's turning into jamie foxx
literally yes, but they refuse to give us what we want
He has legit reasons to be upset
be told your going to be a major character in the new Star Wars trilogy if you commit years of your life to
1st movie goes ok for your character
2nd movie abandons your bromance with Finna and your relationship with Rey for crush on from a chunky azn girl
3rd movie was uh, "they fly now".
You ain't gonna Disney+ me bruv
was madness when more popular and famous actors and characters were already signed up for Disney+ shows