Should Star Wars Episode 10 be about Daisy Ridley as Rey teaching a new generation of Jedi, or should It be a brand new cast?
The future of Star Wars
The future should be small, unconnected films once every ten to fifteen years. The only interaction with the sequels should be to excise them from canon, but best to just avoid the whole thing.
They should put the franchise in the dumpster where it belongs.
it should be 90 minutes of kathleen kennedy getting finger banged by a cgi yuzan vong while the cantina song plays on loop in the background
Rey pregnant with Ben Solo's ghost baby
Reveal that there is yet another Skywalker, Mara Jade's son Anakin that Luke had in a moment of weakness
Chewbacca's son Bumbus is also a Jedi.
if they arent retarded and want to make money it will be set at the time of the original films
not gonna watch it regardless tho
Kino
No, the cycle should continue; she would be a hermit and drink pink jizz from some alien's dick
Adventures of the young sarlacc pit
Star Wars shouldn't have a future. The story is done. How long can they keep telling the same Jedi vs Sith stories.
Rey Starwars: return of the nudist
James Bond has been doing it long before Star Wars
It should be an adaptation of the art of sandreiio
I just got bullied out of a thread for saying an actress smokes and dates black guys. Does Rey do either of those things?
James bond has pretty solid source material to mine, and up until the craig movies they always had a sense of fun and camp that helped the movies betheir own thing.
Get outta here!
Makeup should be illegal. That thing is a 6, at best.
She's a huge cokehead I heard.
parasocial degenerates who don't want to accept the object of their obsession is a degenerate mudshark
many such cases
No one gives a fuck about gay wars anymore. women, niggers and kikes ruined it and fucked it into the ground. Not even slop gobbling normies will watch it anymore. They’ve killed what little goodwill remained after the sequels by pumping out shit like the acolyte and thoroughly shitting on it. I hope every piece of future Star Wars media gets suicide bombed at the premier.
She should kiss me
doesn't matter. no one will see it.
It should go more specifically about how Luke was a failure and how toxic masculinity is bad.
Bullied out of another thread. I don't like this place anymore :(
I can't imagine the amount of genius it would take to write something that makes you forget the stain that were the sequels.
She should teach a generation of young boys what it really means to be a Jedi.
She owes me anal sex
Eww. She's cute but I do NOT want her to fuck me in the butt. That's exit only!
Have you tried it? How do you know you don't like it?
I hope every piece of future Star Wars media gets suicide bombed at the premier.
I was gonna joke that If this happened it would increase sales because controversy ala "The Interview" but Alec Baldwin's movie is finally out after killing the female director and no one's talking about it.
Nearly every hardcore true Anon Babble user has left the site now. All you have now is Xitter tourists who fetishize this place despite lurking for all of two days before posting.
Kek, you're not joking. It's been a huge culture shift. Imperceptible to the casual eye. But like you said, lifers like us noticed it right away. It's like they were forced to find other entertainment during that time and were like "Holy shit?! WTF have I been doing with my life?".
Sometimes you can't see the frame when you're in the picture.
Downtime wasn't long enough. I've served lengthier bans.
Unironically, who cares?
The franchise is dead. Between Rebel Moon and Dunc, star wars is just a relic.
Dude, sometimes I post shit just to get banned. I won't take a break unless I'm forced to. But then there's threads like the Rey/lo General. Or I guess more recently FishTank stuff. I'm not healthy, but that parasocial bullshit is reaaally not healthy.
I do love a good goon thread tho, not gonna lie.
Believe me or not, I was in the subway and I saw some guy browsing through Insta next to me and he liked and laughed at a reposted greentext that I had made a year or two ago. I shit you not. That's when I knew that this place had lost all of its novelty.
Downtime was torture. Browsing the chan is the only way I can get through my meandering job. I wanted to blow my fucking head off when the site went down.
Man, I can't. Call me old fashioned, I don't care. But Ridley shoving things in my butt is turn-off. I mean, how can a girl respect you after she does that?
That's the big thing that pissed me off about The Last Jedi
Whole movie is making fun of how the sequels are just soft reboots, literally says that they want to do something new
End up just having the exact same ending as Empire Strikes Back, never resolves any of the questions it poses, just ignores them
What a dogshit movie for midwits
Who gives a fuck? Star wars has been in a nosedive since Disney bought it
End up just having the exact same ending as Empire Strikes Back,
Rey got her hand chopped off?
She lost her second father figure, women can't suffer onscreen injuries in Disney wars so losing all the expendable men around her is the closest they could get
New Dist Order
I'm with anon what the shit are you talking about? Return of The Jedi is more akin to The Last Jedi.
If they remade Empire Strikes Back it would have been 100% kino. Well, 82.3% kino because of the black guy.
Brand new obviously
Close to what I had in mind.
15 years later
Rey has Kylos twins
one is good and honest, the other she worries about
she is the only returning sequel character outwith maybe some tiny cameos
she hasn't actually taken the surname skywalker. Her and the twins operate in first names only
she has been training them and a small handful of followers 'jedi style'
she has named the group 'skywalkers'
rey is kidnapped or someshit but has left a message for twins to get to coordinates on tattooine
they are pursued the whole way
they get to the coordinates, a ruined moisture farmer homestead
they sense something, end of the movie is them digging up Luke/Leia's sabers which they use in the next two movies to go find their mom
they almost get her in the 2nd movie but she is killed
this causes a rift between the two that leads one closer to the dark side, obvious twist is it's one she thought was good
they're enemies through most of the third movie but reconcile near the end to defeat the big bad
Basic outline but seems like a reasonable way to move forward with something new while sidelining everything from the ST without having to completely ignore it.