Can we talk about how retarded Luke's plan to save Han was? His sister was a sex slave for at least a few days. Was he fucking stupid?
Can we talk about how retarded Luke's plan to save Han was? His sister was a sex slave for at least a few days...
That was the goal - rescuing Han was just the cover story
How would a giant alien slug find a human body attractive? There is no evolutionary incentive in it.
another star wars thread
Will you faggots just make a general so you can stop shitting up the catalog with this trash?
slave leia
I mean your mom and dad obviously had sex
It's a flex. Jabba knows most of the galaxy is humanoid so he owns a humanoid they would desire to show he's better than them, while finding amusement in making a humanoid perform for him. Metaphorically Jabba is a gross old rich dude like Harvey Weinstein and it's a critique on capitalist exploitation of women.
wait so how is me becoming a bikini-clad sex slave to jabba going to help us save han?
save han?
retarded incel noises from the basement
Gtfo and touch some grass, loser.
Rags status?
Luke at that point is an unstoppable force, he can achieve anything now that he doesn't give any more fucks and has gone dark side. He twice goes right into the lion's den alone and headfirst: first into Jabba's palace, then into the grip of both Darth Vader and the Emperor, unarmed to boot.
Was Leah actually sexually assaulted/raped?
I think Jabba just found slavery and bondage attractive. And also feeding his slaves to the monster under the floor.
She was licked.
Yes, she is raped every movie. Vader rapes her in the first, Lando's goons rape her in the second, and Jabba's goons rape her in the third
few days
wait, this mean she got the D?
Jabba is considered perverse by Hutt standards for the humanoid fetish.
humans fuck animals. i dont think it's unthinkable that an alien might be attracted to humans
I’d fuck an attractive alien for sure.
Nothing to what the wampa did to Luke though
even as some gangster kingpin, wouldn't a princess be the LAST person you'd want to rape? her dad would come after you.
was Anon Babble always this stupid?
t. noob
evolution is pseudoscientific bullshit
Men are sacrificing their lives for the rebellion left and right, servicing a fat guy for a few days is hardly too great a price to pay.
Because rotj is garbage and the only good movies are episode 1, a new hope and the last jedi
odd response. are you one of those internet people who wants to fuck cartoon dogs, anon?
Jabba passed Leia around to his goons. She seemed kind of used to it so it must have happened a lot.
his knees had been getting worse in recent years
stop it, Star Wars.
Can we talk
People talk about this all the time. But in any case, Luke made all of those concessions to Jabba to avoid bloodshed. He sent the droid, he sent Leia in a sneaking mission, he went himself to threaten Jabba, while also keeping his light saber hidden somewhere he could access if it came to it. It wasn't that he was stupid, it was that he was being kind. That he managed to turn the tide so quickly when everything seemed to be against him shows how far he's come.
That excerpt is from EU.
i'm a manchild in my 30s i DON'T need reminding. stick to cool shit like lasers and rape.
Then you should think Disney is based as hell because they made EU non-canon.
holy shit, Boba died a virgin
one of the first nu canon comic books i read was a story where Luke had a secret fight with Boba Fett between A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back. but Luke had sand in his eyes which is why he doesn't recognize Boba.
Depends who you ask. In later books he's already been married, had a daughter, and gotten divorced after his wife was raped by his commanding officer.
LOL, no. Just set the playback speed to 2X.
kys
Don't confuse your commands with your own wants.
i'm commanding you to kys because i want you to kys. checkmate, faggot.
I actually know all the lore and the retcons and the like I really just wanted to get a slave leia thread going
is this actual lore or this guys fanfic
Clearly, being able to read is a step too far for you, jizz-for-brains. As much as you'll tell yourself in the mirror, you'll never be a real woman. Another want you'll never see.
viral market yourself somewhere else
Oh… I know none of that, I just thought it was obvious from watching that movie once.
He wouldn't pimp his sister
That's why you will never be a Jedi master
No. You're an idiot, and deserved to be called out as such.
Are you forgetting that furries exist?