In hindsight, this was a very bad idea and design

In hindsight, this was a very bad idea and design.

Depend on electricity for safety

No back up system

Spared no expense eh Hammond?

There was literally a gorge to keep Rexy away from them.

They could have just made their HQ on a ship a few km from the coast.

And whatever happened there?

so is running your imageboard on two decrepit laptops from a decade ago

Spared no expense.

Did anyone else feel scared watching this as a kid knowing everyone else had gone off on the boats and left the main characters behind
I felt alone

It always annoyed me the raptor runs of the left.
If they flipped the shot of her running to the right it would make sense the crate shot away to the right

This is why moats are a thing in zoos

Whatever happened there?
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE????

kek, silly lions.

kek.

His desk is positioned by the observation windows so boss can watch him at all times. Certifiable wagecuck

Same. The editing made it seem like the raptor charged towards the paddock, not away from it, and then slammed into the gate. I could never understand how the cage moved backwards from that.

Because you're retarded. The raptor moves towards the gate, out of the crate. This means it is placing torque on the floor of the crate in the opposite direction, away from the gateway. The crate is on low friction rollers, it doesn't require a lot of power to move.
The spics Hammond hired did not lock the gate in place properly, and the crate slid backwards resulting in the gatekeeper falling.

and a missile launcher

the perfect job

even tigers know to respect the high ground

Jurassic World operates without proplems for decades

Fat security guard manages to cause the downfall of the entire park single handedly

I dunno why but this annoyed the piss outta me.

But I wasn’t alone. I watched it with my family.

uh huh

False indication

Also false LED's?
False locking sounds?
False bolts on the side?

It's one of the most contrived pieces of bullshit that shouldn't have been a thing.
Muldoon wouldn't have tolerated incompetence and improper precautions.
They show it being pushed in, it takes many men a significant amount of force to push in on these "frictionless bearing", more force than one raptor could put out pushing the thing simply by either running the opposite way or smashing into the "already raised out of the way gate" the wrong way.
Muldoon says it is locked and you hear it lock.
The system in place has a visual indicator that the cage is in position and locked.

I'm not even getting into the horseshit of the same many men hitting this animal with stun rods and eventually shotguns and it is still going at the gatekeeper.

It's good cinema though.

Thanks, "Dad."

And suddenly 80% of the people watching the movie think "Dennis Nedry" is "John Hammond's" son.
Idiots.

doesn't know the parents can decide which last name their child gets if they aren't married

What do you think a false indication is?

Did you guys know?
If you stand on a low-friction roller platform, for example, a skateboard, and you push a wall...
...you'll roll AWAY from the wall???

Wow!!!

When something is indicated to have happened but didn't.
Not when a whole system is designed and used multiple times, but miraculously doesn't work because that's the one the audience sees.

You can cope all you want but HEARING THE LOCK is not a "false indication"
The lights showing the system is working is not a "false indication"
Muldoon seeing and hearing these things using his experience says "LOCKED" as per the process they have in place is not a "false indication"

This is not the first dinosaur they transported, they could have shown something going wrong with the system they have to explain why it went down like that, but didn't.

Violates the 180 rule in your path and confuses audiences for decades.

Did you know you're an utter retard that conveniently forgets about mass?
The cage weighs a lot
There are at least 8 men pushing that thing and they push it slowly.

Plus you're forgetting one very simple thing.
WHAT IS IT PUSHING AGAINST?
There is nothing on the other side?
The gatekeeper has fully opened the gate and the entrance is open ..you literally see that.
The only thing it could have run into is the inside of the cage as it was nearly open.

just don't mind the crazy hurricanes that destroy ships

Hammond can't spare a few pesos for the latina maid to clean up around the desk of his very expensive programmer

Not when a whole system is designed and used multiple times, but miraculously doesn't work

Yes, that is a false indication. Something works until it doesn't. It happens irl

He spared no expense..? But the park was badly designed and didn’t work? My god!

Dinosaurs were just giant chickens
And my chickens stay the heck away from my electric fence
Ergo: I think the fence was good enough

that shot of Jophery being sucked in by this invisible monster

a grown man being lifted like a rag doll

a dozen guys tasing it with no effect

that final fadeout with the hand getting pulled away, even as gunshots rang out

What a perfect introduction for the Raptor. It's the opposite of Crichton's tease where a worker was brought into a hospital with gory "excavator inflicted wounds", but it's a 10/10 scene anyway.

you can just shoot dinosaurs that escape. Guns are OP against big targets

Just carry around a bag full of banana peels and marbles. Those raptors would slip and fall and you can get away every time.

The wood has splinters, right?

That's right, but they never attack the same place twice. They were testing the plywood for weaknesses, systematically... They remember.