DREI GLASER

DREI GLASER

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Why did he even do the gesture in the first place? The bartender could hear them all perfectly fine

kek

What? Raised those three fingers instead of the usual three fingers? Mein Gott! He's an allied spy! We always do things the normal and vanilla way here in Germany, any deviation gives a foreigner away.

Hellström already knew these retards were faking but he wanted to play along for a bit

That makes no sense. Wouldn't he step outside and call a squad, then? He put himself in a position where he died after being shot in the dick. That sounds like a mastermind to you?

the answer is that Tarantino is a retard and didn't think it through

it's not the character's fault, he's smart but the story failed him

Nazi cope is hilarious.

He had his suspicions but wanted to confirm. After Hicox did DREI GLASER not only was it obvious to him, it was obvious to Bridget and the actual German in the Basterds, at that point he couldn't make an excuse and say i'm going out for a cigarette haha. It makes perfect sense.

Arnold Brauwnschweiger hir. Ich bringe ichne dynamit und shotgun. Woher is meinem cerverzer?

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his german is pretty bad

I could never understand plurals in german. Sometimes it's -e unless it's -en or -er or -em. And that's not even getting into -i.

Funny enough Tarantino asked Arnold and Adam Sandler to both be in this and like cowards they rejected the offer

But my point is Why is it obvious? Are you telling me everyone in fucking Germany makes the same gestures the same way and it's a surefire way to spot a false German? Are you fucking kidding me?

Imagine if Adam Sandler played Eli Roth's character and Arnold was the quote-unquote "brave" German.

tres cervezas, por favor

He had to get it on.

You're in a pub in the entourage of a famous movie star. Gotta play it cool, bro.

do germans really kill people because of hand gestures?

Germans have killed for a lot less

Yes. Maybe that alone could be excused, but that plus the bad accent and dubious backstory and the fact they weren't socialising with the others made it dead obvious.

Four fours

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kino scene

That but unironically. Germans are so fucking anal.

I'm tired of pretending this is agood movie.

Sandler wanted it thought, but Judd Apatow gave him more money.

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Not so fast.
Seven queeens.

Movie name?

Uh yes dude. Sone countries have stuff like that heavily ingrained as apart of their culture. Nit every country is like the great satan

CHECKED

It's enough that it would make someone suspicious and ask further questions. Especially when the country was a lot more homogenous than today.
I've heard similar stories of people being outed as spies because of how they placed their cup on the table (directly in front of them as opposed to the side etc).

They'll arrest you for a certain hand gesture now.

My dad was married to a mom who had German family. They went with me, their firstborn to Germany. To go and visit the aunt. The niece undresses herself infront of my father. My father was pretty uncomfortable with it. Otherwise I wouldn't have known't about it. But for them, it is normal. I think it is also normal in some Scandinavian countries, they have less hangups about being naked in front of other people. Still.

She was jumping from one suit into another. So saw no problems with it. But my father was in the room. Is that normal or not? Must be a cultural thing ;-)

in real life Otto Skorzeny led a commando team to try and infiltrate the American army leading up to the Battle of the Bulge, and multiple teams of the saboteurs got caught because they asked fuel stations for "petrol" instead of "gas"

"Now say Squirrel..."

idiots should have asked for KRAFTSTOFF. now theres a german word.

muh nahtzees

Yes Ivan we know you're raiding

Yes. I'm an american, you insult people by raising your middle finger. Imagine someone with a shitty accent said "fyock yoo" while wiping his chin at you. It would be pretty obvious he's a foreigner, especially 80 years ago

you cannot even comprehend the power of german autism

not anal enough apparently, or we'd be leaving a kike free existence

No, he was suspicious but I think he was willing to accept the plausible deniability in exchange for beer and Kameradschaftsgeist

Its funny because Germans are so serious and calculating that its bordering on autism

I think it's a Germanic thing perhaps. Asked my family to show tree fingers and they all did it the "German" way. Perhaps it's different for Anglos.
t. Swede

quote-unquote "brave" German.

He was brave, and it was a kino moment.
You also should write "quote-unquote", at least not combined with actual quotes...

ask a German to show you three fingers

he shows you two fingers and a thumb

Anglos are simply the evolved version of the Germanic race, it's obvious

he shows you two fingers and a thumb

And they say Germans are being autistic...

This whole scene was very comfy and I'd love to play that card game whilst being drunk on some cool german shit.

German beer?

Das beste

How do i get to the German victory timeline bros?

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just play kaiserreich in hoi4