I'm about to marathon 'el eternauta' what am I gonna think about it?

I'm about to marathon 'el eternauta' what am I gonna think about it?

"It's fine"

What a poser

you're gonna think the vfx sucks and everything has been done to death like a good amerimutt despite every medium basically plagirasing all of it for years. also fuck hackjima

kojima is based, apologize

Kojima is a halfwit. Likes everything and can’t say anything substantive

he co-wrote one (1) good videogame and single handedly left 100+ people without job cause he wanted to take pictures of flowers in africa.
then played the victim card.

el eternauta' what am I gonna think about it?

It starts slowly then it ramps up. Then at the end you realize you have watched a KINO

Its got FN FAL's in it , which automatically makes it kino.

It's complicated because he both helped make joost "famous" and then betrayed her.

Also

no LGBT

no strong wymen

no diversity

Might seem default in another era but is a miracle that Netflix could greenlit such thing in 2025

Why are they all dressed like nicolas winding refn?

tano>juan>lucas>russo>omar

i dont watch beaner shit

spanish

how many hairy armpits

It gets reeealllllyyyy fucking dumb after episode 3. I forced myself to watch all 6 because I thought it would redeem itself later... it dosent, it just keeps getting more and more dumb. Only reason I watched it is because of Ricardo Darin, fantastic actor and he carries this mess as hard as he can.

*Spoilers*

The show started out very strong. When the electricity and water turn off, people turn on each other very quickly and I love watching stuff like this. It really nailed how serious losing electricity is for a prolonged period of time. At first I thought this show was just going to be the mist+generic post apocalyptic movie, and I really liked the first 2 episodes.. and then the aliens are revealed... lol, lmao even. 2005 esque CGI beetles that shoot webs is supposed to be scary? It than turns into Invasion of the Body snatchers. Yawn. Darin needed the paycheck i guess

no LGBT

there's a gay boy scout anon how did you not pick that up?

no strong wymen

there's literally a "I work 24/7 as a medic RESPECT ME" moment

no diversity

there's a retard, a guy born with half his face twisted, two bald niggas and a twink.

It's better when you realize he's stuck in time forever reliving his life again and again because he lost his family in hyperspace after pressing every button in the spaceship trying to land it.
That's why he crossed path with himself in the war and in the first episode.
Also almost everyone is mind controlled by the hand people, this is a huge twist midway through the comic

because he lost his family in hyperspace after pressing every button in the spaceship trying to land it.

Seriously?

yeah they get kidnapped by the hand people and he does the Homer bit pressing all the buttons until he starts going back and forward in space and time.
He gradualy loses his mind as time goes-by faster than he can travel backwards so he goes forwards until going back to the beggining. iirc Cable or X-Men/Wolverine comics stole this whole chapter

The beetles though make no sense to me. If they could instantly kill people with magic snow, why not just have the snow mind control the people and have them kill each other like they were doing? A giant beetle has to be the lamest fucking monster I've ever seen, and the cgi is terrible. If they needed a creature/monster to abduct people a spider/beetle hybrid is the last thing on my mind, but i guess if the writer didn't want to be directly ripping off Invasion of the body snatchers he needed to shoe horn in these retarded beetles

The holocaust was the narrative jews used to justify the destruction of Germany by the allies, the demonization of right wing politics and the sanctification of jews. It has nothing to do with concentration camps or that some jews died in the war. As the central piece in the post-WW2 new world order, it was instrumental in the creation of the of left's new religion where whiteness became the original sin, Hitler the Devil, right-wing politics demonic, racism the greatest evil, jews the gods and the destruction of Western culture the ultimate redemption.

Preaching to the choir friend. Praise Christ Heil Hitler.

Nice spoilers you fuckwit

the beetles are the infantry, they are the (former) reigning lifeforms from other planets previously conquered by the manos.
At the end, they show humans doing the same shit, being worked to death or being in the front line for another invasion
The snow is just saturation bombardment with other name.
The whole bit about kidnapping the rulling species to be used as mince in other places is one of the biggest plot points in the comic.
You wouldn't guess what the main wekaness of the hand people is

This. Steven Jewberg already plagirased with his serie falling skies.

alien bugs

The comic came out 80 years ago and the series is clearly not going in that direction

If they could instantly kill people with magic snow, why not just have the snow mind control the people and have them kill each other like they were doing?

they dont create the toxic snow, its the earths atmosphere or whatever crumbling down on people

If they could instantly kill people with magic snow, why not just have the snow mind control the people

The beetles are also mind-controlled by the alien you see at the end of the series.

The beetles though make no sense to me.

you had no problem with this in half life and no i won't believe you if you say you didn't and no i will not reply anymore after this comment

but i guess if the writer didn't want to be directly ripping off Invasion of the body snatchers he needed to shoe horn in these retarded beetles

Uneducated amerishart, EL ETERNAUTA was published in 1957 way before Invasion, stupid yanks thought, lol lets rip off El eternauta, anyway nobody knows what it is and it will never make it to the screen. You and your people are retarded, not the beetles.

well to be fair the original story for body snatchers came out in 55, also it has a little of them and who goes there, the short story about the thing from another world movie but still 68 years of ripping off eternaut after that

there's a gay boy scout anon how did you not pick that up?

I didn't notice too so no one cares.

there's literally a "I work 24/7 as a medic RESPECT ME" moment

Like every medic be it a man or a women, everywhere, they are in high horses. So no, it's not a stronk wymyn moment.

there's a retard, a guy born with half his face twisted, two bald niggas and a twink.

Like in real life, and every single one of them doesn't do anything of value.

So yeah, I say S1 is still safe. We even have the funny moment of "SON TODOS CHINOS"

I search it, BS was on 56 actually.

there's a gay boy scout anon how did you not pick that up?

No he isn't, he just has a twink body type but nothing indicates that he's gay

there's literally a "I work 24/7 as a medic RESPECT ME" moment

Way different "respect me because I'm a medic" than "respect me because I'm a woman" also it's literally one line delivered without smugness, can't even count as a whole scene

there's a retard, a guy born with half his face twisted, two bald niggas and a twink.

You know perfectly well what I mean by diversity, also two faces killed it at his role, short but well lived. He even flirt with a 7/10 woman with nothing but sheer confidence

TANO PURO HUEVO = JUAN CHOTA LARGA > Lucas "es un elissir" > Franco El maquinista de pendejo > Viejillo EX CONVATIENTE una pierna > el russo > MONJA EL CIGARRO HIJOS DE PUTA > shit > EL SARGENTO MILITAR DE LAS DICTADURAS > PABLO EL CHINO K-POP > ESCARABAJO VOLKSWAGEN > LOS MANOS no judios > EL RUSO FORMA DE MUERTO > LUCAS FORMA DE PARAGUASCAS > el perro en el chango > el perro mision suicida con casco > omar

He even flirt with a 7/10 woman with nothing but sheer confidence

she almost dies after looking at her

I doubt you could fight a car size beetle.

Beetles are hardcore bugs

he just has a gay body type but nothing indicates that he's gay

ok anon

Its better than TLOU at least

this was unintentionally hilarious and her sister was butthurt about it the entire series kek

the worst she can say is "no"

has a seizure after looking at you in the eyes

ayy lmao, that's why I don't even try

4/10
the books was better

that's just his theory but it's not true

LOS MANOS no judios

Manos are literally the armed forces and the "Ellos" are the jews anon. Why do you think they just die when they are in fear?

That's why I said "no" judios, Till now, at the end of the season, they think the Manos are the top boss aka "jews" but they are not.

I thought you were being desingenious

Why? Best people can be best soldier. USA did the same with Von Braun. I think the aliens are recluting the best species in the universe, if you die, you are useless for them, if you survive, you can be a good soldier. Seems logic to me.