What made these movies feel so soulless?

What made these movies feel so soulless?

starslop

grow up

special effects aren't special any more.

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no lucas

Sorry it isn’t some Russian arthouse film about some genocide or whatever

There's 100,000,000,000 hours of youtube videos who can explain it better than I.

soulless

The fact that they literally have no soul and are safe bland assemblyline committee decided slabs of grey goop with a brandlabel printed on.
Daisy a cute tho.

I think it's primarily the completely lack of soul in the movies due to handing creative control to corporate jews

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We should bring back bullying

star wars is sword fights but they made it glow

The other movies were pretty much the vision of one guy. These movies were corporate, made by committee.

How would you have written them?

Hard mode

You have to include the main trio to satisfy the fans

You can't use prequel stuff to satisfy the producers

you need a female protag to satisfy Kathleen

you need to kill off Han to satisfy Harrison.

The Yuuzhan Vong will always be a shitty fucking concept and I will never understand idiots defending them

just start by hiring better actors, make sure to have a single main director for all 3 movies and actually have the original cast reunite in the first movie before killing off Han

normie tier woke slop casting

marvel tier le quirky writing which didnt at all feel authentic to Star Wars

made by corporate committee decision to appeal to girls simply to break into the 8-20 female market that the Star Wars brand was struggling with

completely rehashed story of the original movie point for point complete with ANOTHER death star, but this time its just super duper big and can blow up 5 planets at once

Also set on Tatooine again (ugh they call it something else so its totally new!), with the empire as the bad guys AGAIN, and Stormtroopers as the badguys AGAIN, and a Han Solo like guy helping a Luke like girl AGAIN on the Millennium Falcon AGAIN

all safe fan service pandering

There was this whole "nerds are COOL!" thing that started in the mid 2000s with stuff like gamestop and g4 ect. and I feel like this movie was the final nail in the coffin for that sort of thing. After that, only the biggest loser retards were getting hyped by something like Star Wars anymore

Adaptation of Fate of the Jedi with Jaina Solo as main character.

Daily Starshitter salt mine is open

It's years later and Luke has his new Jedi order set up on Yavin 4 in those cool temples

Main Lead is Han and Leia's Daughter who is traveling to Yavin to train in the force since she showed potential back home.

The daughter (who I'll just call Hannah cause it has Han in it) is a shut in nerd because her parents are over protective out of fear of Imperial remnants. She is a cute dork stereotype who can act as the every man who can get exposition dumbed on.

Luke has a son around the same age as Hannah (I'll just call him Ben). He's going to be training too.

Old cast have sweet reunion on Yavin 4 reintroducing their kids.

Han sticks around with Chewie and 3PO to keep an eye on Hannah because Leia is busy running New Republic shit and Han wants something to do since he has no real responsibilities now.

As the kids train Hannah is shown a natural gift in the force and Luke is super impressed showing her most of his attention in training.

As training continues it's determined that Ben is completely deaf to the force.

Ben is devasted, Luke is too though he won't admit it. The grandson of the chosen can't use the force.

Ben's animosity for Hannah grows. He becomes more jealous of her relationship with his dad and tries putting Hannah in danger to get Han to pull her out of training.

Ben fails because Chewie sees the whole thing and saves Hannah

Chewie tells Han and he snaps at Ben. He says he's taking Hannah home because he can't trust Luke to keep her safe.

Luke snaps too, saying Ben cost the order a powerful member, causing Ben to run off.

Cont

Ben will be approached by one of the other Jedi training in Luke's order who is secretly an Imperial sympathsizer who has influtrated the order.

Evil jedi convinces Ben that Luke failed to teach him properly. He says that he can help Ben use the force through the darkside but he'll need to do something evil to open himself to it.

Says he should kill Han Solo because he is responsible for bringing Hannah to Yavin and ruining Ben's life.

Through deception Ben gets alone with Han by saying he wants to apologize.

Luke senses something wrong and heads for Ben and Han

Evil jedi confronts Luke and tells him his intentions

Fight ensues Luke keeps trying to run to reach his son but keeps getting stopped by evil jedi

Hannah senses something wrong while packing. Starts looking for her Dad.

Han and Ben are talking. Ben is fixing up drinks and poisons the one he intends Han to have.

They chat

Han drinks the poisoned blue milk.

Han begins saying he was too hard of Ben. He knows what it's like to be a disappointment.

Says he understands why Ben did it and partailly wants to take Hannah so Luke can focus on his relationship with Ben.

Ben feels regret

Han starts convulsing as poison starts working

Ben grabs Han's body and starts apologizing but can't do anything.

Han dies

Luke senses this after incapacitating evil jedi

Evil Jedi laughs and says Luke is too late

Luke runs to find Ben leaving evil jedi

Hannah reaches where Han is firsr to find Ben holding her father's lifeless body

She goes nuts and starts flinging Ben around with the force

She's about to kill Ben when Luke arrives and stops her

Luke looks at Ben in disbelief

Ben runs off in fear

Luke tries to console Hannah

Evil jedi intercepts Ben and tells them they must leave to complete his training

They leave heading for an imperial faction in the outer rim

Three types of design philoaophies for nuWars:

copy pasting from the original films

copy pasting from the original films but making it bigger

copy pasting from the original films but making it a different color

Cont.

Movie ends with Han's funeral everyone is sad

Luke promises that he'll find Ben and Avenge Han

Luke leaves his order to make up for his mistake

Hannah demands he takes her with him

Film ends with the two leaving Yavin to find Ben

wanting to turn an entire generation of men into monster fuckers

Funny how TLJ was universally hated at the time but in retrospect it’s the only bearable one

lol no, the your mom joke was enough to put me off from the movie

The only time they actually made an original ship design everyone hated on it and said it wasn’t “realistic”. I don’t care what they say, the bomber looked cool and it’s Star Wars I don’t care that technically the bombs wouldn’t work in space

Over-saturation is a real thing. I don't hate Star Wars. It's just repetitive right now. Lightsabers. Spaceships. Got it. If Star Wars went away for even 5 years, I would absolutely see that next movie. Now I don't give a shit.

It's like hearing a good song. Then listening to it 10000000 times. The effect just wears off. But after a few weeks, it's good again.

But Star Wars is like a Walmart or Target at this point. It's just a daily storefront to sell streams and costumes and toys. They won't go away.

It's just an obese B wing

Go away Rian.

how do you get down from that?

It looks cooler than a b wing and I’m NOT kidding

can't wait until people start making AI movies of these extended universe Star Wars stories

Yea is felt the main problem was that the movies cut back and forth too much between too many different characters. Focus on Rey, Finn, kylo. That’s it.

I think it's that "Life is like a video game" song

Maybe in a decade

I was going to say something about a lack of coherency, meaning a lack of building up a narrative

But i think this is it.
It doesn't go deeper, and the end result is that any ambition stops there. Image making 3 back to back movies on.... trailer splicing scenes. Instead of really planning out a epic 3 movie ride