How it feels living rent free in prequel fans' heads

I honestly can't imagine any other group being THIS pathetic.

chicken jockey

Aren’t you freaks fierce advocates for trans kids? Leap off a cliff, you diseased pedophiles.

Trannies literally out of nowhere

Meesa childhood raped your childhood

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stop talking about it!

No. Fuck you, Pedosney shill. You’re literally an evil rapist. Kill yourself.

you boyos hated maul coming back until georgie said he wanted it

now Disney literally out of nowhere as well

kek

How is that out of nowhere… they own Star Wars? And nice deflection you rapist freak. Seethe.

don't care! george is my master!

how's star trek going, mike?

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I’ve never watched a single rdm (?) video and I thought the prequels were ok. Not great, but ok

The anniversary rereleases were a big success

The prequels are being looked at in a new light

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i don't like YouTube era internet.

i'm still angry at Maddox's stupid review. honestly: i liked his articles back in the day, few laughs. but he was WRONG about Revenge of the Sith. and in his The Phantom Menace review he said he wouldn't spoil the film but he did when you clicked on it REEE (luckily i had seen it by then)

The hypocrisy is honestly astonishing

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The root problem was that Episode I literally opened with the whole plot being started over trade disputes. TRADE DISPUTES. Compare it to the crawl for Episode II saying that the Senate is falling apart at the seam, causing talk of all-out war. THAT would've piqued audience interest far more than a mundane discussion over Supply and Demand. Of course, the wooden dialogue/acting did not help at all.

your life is defined by being mad about movies faggot, get laid

i know Andor is a TV show, and it looks good, and it's super expensive.

but fuck me if those pod scenes/sets (yes i know it's evil fake CGI) don't look A TON better in the films. just the way they're filmed. different camera angles, movements. cutting to reactions from just some aliens.

when Mon Mothma first went into that room in Andor it barely registered to me as the same place. it's just so flat.

If projection were midiclorides or whatever you'd be Darth Windu.

Well, for one, the acting/dialogue in Andor is leagues better, and we actually get to SEE how the system operates instead of being told by talking heads. And to top it of, none of it is paired with 'Le Funny Alien Man who sniffs camal farts.'

I don't think there was an attack in your Paris city. The so-called 'attackers' deny it, prove it.

In The Phantom Menace, this is just a random thing that happens.

In Andor it's top-notch storytelling: grown-up and like, real war, man.

(You'd think George Lucas really read up on this sort of thing, then made a child-friendly version of wars but in space!)

These are the incels telling you your 10/10 kino is bad

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Space Cop is more indie than the prequels were. By Anon Babble logic, it is THE definition of SOVL.

loved the TFA

TFA was masterfully done in soft rebooting

the last jedi is not a mess just kinda messy

loved and liked Solo

didnt hate rise of skywalker there are some good parts

loved obi wan
defended acolyte
took credit for disney hiring Jew Jew Abrahams
bragged about people blaming him for yidsney hiring JJ

yeah i agree. talking purely about the sets/cinematography/editing here.

it's all just very flat and lifeless in Andor. and i know tonally that's appropriate or whatever, but it felt like the actress was the only person in the room.

Anon Babble likes Bayformers and Sopranos wtf are you fucking talking about you dumb sissy take your assplug out and the dog ears off for 2 minutes and touch grass

Space Cop is the worst thing I have ever seen. It is literally a pile of shit.

you are an embarrassment to your family

t. adult whose hobby is watching Jar Jar Binks step in poopie

Why do prequelfags get so defensive. Just admit you like shit and eat it. At least then you would look better than sequel apologists.

Prequelfags aren't very bright, anon.

Have you ever had an original thought in your life? Or is it all just RLM quotes

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shit

they're not shit, though. not everything is a masterpiece. The Mummy is a fun adventure film, i'd call it a 6/10. really enjoy it.

these are about on par with, say, Pirates of the Caribbean. 7/10s. beautiful music, set design, special effects (yep), worldbuilding in general. it's that last part that's why they have such staying power.

RLM has a monopoly on the prequels being bad

Holy shit. Those breadtubers really are rent-free with you fags, lol.

I’M A LITERAL CRACK BABY

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The Confused Matthew reviews came out after.

Star Wars

The Mummy

Pirates of the Caribbean

Your father failed you and I pity your mother.

no, polio is rent free with me lmfao!!!

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make shitty 3-hour reviews of the prequels

living rent free

CHOOSE ONE, bed wetter.

Why do you have pictures of naked black men saved on your computer? You a fag or something?

RLM's reviews are literally the only source ever used for critiques of the prequels. Just look at the fag that always posts "Watch the RLM reviews". KEK

i was a child/teenager for all those films, anon.

hell as a teenager i was at my most bookish: i was perusing REAL art too. i just liked the adventure films. i also liked (and still like) Indiana Jones and low-brow comedies.

one day you get old and stop hiding the fact you just like pop music. it'll happen to you.

I used to think RLM were a bunch of losers who made friend simulator videos on YouTube. After seeing how mad they make prequelfags seethe, the better part of 2 decades after they made their review, I don't think I'll make fun of them anymore.

Because naked black men should direct the prequels and george lucas should direct twinks to my cock

Just look at the fag that always posts "Watch the RLM reviews

That's a meme people post because saying it always baits prequelfags, retard. Holy shit you're dumb.

post more mad magazine posts about jar jar binks you loser, get over it

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i was perusing REAL art too

Lol

Lucas is a master of multi-layered storytelling and this has to be taken into account when viewing the prequels. Just look at this scene--there is so much going on! You have to understand how this scene on an archetypical level--the natural nature of digestion vs. power draining machines. But there's still so much more. You see, in the EU it's explained that this animal is actually owned by a man named Zeeboo Beeboo who had been misfeeding it prior to the events we see in TPM. Coincidentally--he looks a little like Jar Jar and therefore, via this subtle foreshadowing via flatulence, we see the revolutionary embers that will spark the fire of a rebellion (what a set up!). But wait, there's even more at work here! What can be interpreted as a simple fart joke is actually a direct echo of Luke/Leia's incestuous kiss (you have to be familiar with Ring theory to truly understand this). But given the archetypal nature/machine dichotomy and the hidden performative protest of the animal's flatulence, which deftly signals to the audience (digestive) rebellion, we see the brother/sister kiss as a symbolic act of defiance against a hegemonic empire! Remember that scene where Jar Jar stepped in poo-poo? Foreshadowing of the trouble to come. BRAVO LUCAS!

Lucas is a genius who layers his films so they work on multiple levels. Please like and subscribe for more fart sniffing videos.

Prequelfags are some of the dumbest people you'll find on the internet. You'll notice that they'll say shit they have no idea about (e.g. "allegory of the Roman Empire" or "Aristotelian structure"). The reason for this is that people used to mock the prequels by pretending they had depth and prequelfags didn't get the irony. They'll parrot stuff they have absolutely no clue about simply because they think these poorly written CG cartoon movies are high art. It's pretty hilarious.

yup. Russian literature. French new wave cinema. i wasn't like the OTHER 15-year-olds anon, i was smart.

but also i went to see Attack of the Clones a few times, it was really good. still like it as a grown man.

i wasn't like the OTHER 15-year-olds anon

LOL! Stop, my fucking sides!

you have no life

i hate prequels as a concept, the backstories of characters is always best as a mystery. prequels are over explaining millennial slop that kills all fun and coolness. eu and legends fans are gay as fuck

You have no wife.

andor isnt marketed as a fun space adventure though is it? the prequels definitely were.

Indian ai slop

RLM won
Lucas lost