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>Question of the Day
What's your favorite film shot digitally?

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Anon Babble - colonisers and communists.

This is the thread. Thank you.

The milk producer and the milk drinker of Anon Babble

QOTD

Land of Broken Hearts (2024) is up there, I will shill it until someone gets what I'm talking about. It's a wild card of a film.

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Queen of Anon Babble.

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Queen of /philm/

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Land of Broken Hearts (2024) is up there, I will shill it until someone gets what I'm talking about.

You're one of my favourite Anon Babble posters so i'm gonna trust you, added to watchlist.

QOD

Juventude em marcha and Visitor Q. Fuck HD.

Dietrich power rankings

Morocco > Dishonered = Shanghai Express > scarlet empress > blonde Venus > devil is a woman

Manderlay was a total hack job in every regard, terrible film. No wonder Trier decided to abandon the USA trilogy thing.

More like woman with a hat edition

Can't disagree with anything here actually, nice anon.

So i answered correctly anyway, hehe.

First major studio film shot primarily on digital video: Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002)

Didn't even notice this. George Lucas bringing Dogme 95 conventions into mainstream cinema!

We're all hat lovers here.

What did Anon Babble think of the new Cagekino made by the guy that did Vivarium? I really liked it.

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No

Disgusting, eyebrow-mangling proto-troon of Anon Babble

My my... keep praising me like this and you'll end up funding my princess lifestyle for 18 years.

QOTD

Probably Warfare now that I think about it, I'm too much of an oldfag regarding my tastes lol

Your posts always make me smile.

Weak post, Anon Babble loves Marlene.

Based! It’s just too damn bad criterion’s Morocco restoration ended up being the worst.

lil' timmy be wildin', cuz

You'd understand if you saw the poster I was responding to

I've been meaning to get into Dietrich for a while now as she was a huge influence on Harper:

Marlene Dietrich was my first role model. She worked with great confidence and subtlety. I thought that was the way I wanted to behave in film if I were ever lucky enough to do so.

Where should I start?

The Blue Angel

Stage Fright

Touch of Evil

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There is no culture is my brag,
Your taste for bullshit reveals a lust for a home of office
This is the home of the vain!
This is the home of the vain!

Where are the obligatory Dingos?
Hey there fuckface!
Hey there fuckface!

There are twelve people on Anon Babble
The rest are paste
This is the home of the vain!
This is the home of the vain!

All of the Sternberg ones, starting with Morocco. Also, of course based Jess loves Marlene.

See

How the fuck did i know it was gonna be black midi before i even clicked the link? We really are all on the same wavelength here. It really amuses me that that song follows John L, great album, i'm in the (seemingly) minority who prefers Hellfire though.

i AM the poster you were responding to dipshit

I Am Music

SOMEWAN HALP

Fascination?

Sigh, I don't want to continue this fan fiction. At least not tonight, I'm overstimulated in the bad way.
First draft WIP:
"At long last I got to meet my boyfriend Diego “Baubro” Roolicker. A powerful man of five feet six inches that I know blocked my path at some Australian airport. I wish my undies were clean at that point! I wrapped myself around his rock hard leg and humped my pent up emotions into my now dirtier undies.

Orientation into my new forever life with him was natural, helped by the fact that we had been chatting for weeks online."

shot digitally before the year 2012

this is gonna be mostly refn, fincher, soderberg, maybe mann. those were the early adopters

Jia Zhangke did it earlier

your favorite actress's favorite actress

Weren't the Dogme danish fellas doing it in the mid 90s?

Von Trier, Vinterberg, Anno, and Spike Lee were the earliest notable filmmakers to do it.

At least not tonight, I'm overstimulated in the bad way.

Please continue later, this made me hard as a rock.

fuck, now i have to look
bamboozled is the ugliest looking film spike lee made

No, but I might have been hallucinating tbqhwy.

I'm happier than ever and I blame /philm/ for at least 25% of it. Fuck y'all.

I would touch her Der Ass, if you get what I mean.

/philm/ has been a renaissance era for the general. I think a return to tradition was very much welcome after the very divisive /niggas/ era

The bourgeois demands an art that is well-made, uncritical, inoffensive, responsible for the inventory property of the bourgeoisie; In short, a mediocre art.

Sartre (you know who)

In that case I'll watch Morocco very soon, thanks guys!

Practically everyone has an influence if they're honest with themselves.

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SQUAAAAB

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Warning Morocco might look like shit because of cliterions half baked transfer. The other films look much better.

Based SQUAAAAB poster

bamboozled is the ugliest looking film spike lee made

Do you not think that was deliberate

pretentious bug-eyed dwarf

But his bitch(es) was(were) hot

Is there only one HD transfer available?

Yes

no, i don't think it was made ugly as some sort of transgressive act. girl 6 is also ugly and that was around the same time. i think it's notable because lee normally delivers beautiful images from a photography perspective. his frames are traditionally good looking

The wallpaper in Olga's apartment is insane, even by 70s standards.

Shout out to my boy Rafael working overtime for allus

Jia straight up wearing shades in the closet.

Gotta reup the stuff, youtube will only allow you 10 uploads a day, gonna take me a couple of weeks to get to where i was.

He’s literally Chow Yun Fat!

Jesus Christ, that's quite the chimp-out. Is he always acting like that online?

t. actual pedophile

SHO-NUFF.

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Akerman is genuinely good but Sight & Sound tarnished her rep by propping out one of her weaker films. Akerman was better in documentaries than in fiction btw.

If he was a nobody the world would dismiss this as schizo babble. But muh black privilege I guess

Agent Orange

Nah, he's entertaining as hell.

He’s being ironic though right? Like he knows he’s degrading his status as a serious filmmaker right?

He's not degrading anything and isn't being ironic, he's just talking in his style and dat's.

and yes her father is black

kek, the fact that he has to emphasize that
niggers are more racist than wypypo against lightskins

DA TRUTH,RUTH.

Spike is just retarded, you guys are overthinking it.

It’s deep insecurity. Even though he is a successful filmmaker he cannot escape the existential crisis of being black in America.

Well, he's made a few classics. Good for a retarded person, maybe the first to achieve that.

Spike Lee has soul you can hate the man but that is a man with soul right there.

He had a falling out with his dad because his dad started dating a white woman, he's legitimately racist and retarded.

Of all the people mindbroken by Trump, I think he's one of the saddest cases. Both Blakkklansman and Da 5 Bloods would've been excellent and subtle films without the hilarious and hamfisted attempts to tie them into current-day Trump happenings.

I'm convinced he's trolling because he knows nobody will dare call him out on it lest they be seen as a racist, so they just have to live with him speaking such thorough ebonics.

He fell down the druggie hole. Not the first one, and he won't be the last. He was truly talented at the start of his career, now he's a husk of a man. Kevin Smith is the same story. His early movies were genuinely smart and intelligent, now he can barely write a coherent sentence on twitter. Both are sad cases, really, and best 'don't do drugs' examples you can get.

The ending PSA of kkklansman was the most baffling thing I’ve ever seen.

I knoe nuthin' bout dat.

Proof of his drug usage? He better be on that lean. Thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=Gc9oQPw_gfs

SHO NUFF
YA DIG

What do you guys have planned for tonight?

PUSSY
Idk some gore stuff and some 1910s feature length kino

A wank and a cry.

Finishing reading another novel, playing League of Legends, and watching ASMR with a hot chocolate mug in my right hand.

Might go out or stay at home and mire a file.

Going out? are you an undercover agent or what

Glad I can touch base with the anons. I will be here all night tonight for you all

He a spook

Stirnerian among us? /philm/pilled

We’re all spooks here

We're all spics here.

We're all spooks and spics here.

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"You must each decide what your life will be. You must always know that a hand extended to your fellow man is a gesture of love. Love that asks nothing, expects nothing. It is simply there. And if love is in you, then gentle will be all your steps as you walk beyond this valley."
I probably don't go a day without thinking about this quote from Beyond The Valley of the Dolls.

a hand extended to your fellow man is a gesture of love

What about this hand?

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And if love is in you, then gentle will be all your steps as you walk beyond this valley

Right. Have fun with those gentle steps walking right into a mugging/raping/murder…

I disagree. Based film, nonetheless.

This is called the Hand of Glory

(Jeff Goldblum voice) You can uh- uh- shove the finger in my ass...

I will never be as effay as Vincent Gallo
kinos for this feel?

Work.

Amadeus

I don't want to lose the Love & Peace mentality. It helps me socialize!

wanting to socialize

lmao

You see, that's why OG hippies were based; they understood the light and love and also the fact that they lived alongside dope dealers, biker gangs and speed addicts, and so they protected themselves accordingly. Never go full retard, son.

films I watch on ok.ru or archive.org are better than the ones I have downloaded

films for this feel?

76 eyes too many

20 EYES IN MY HEAD

24 Eyes Nigga
Directed by Kinoshitter nigha

JDownloader 2 (2011)

Times you acted like Dora-heita?

Is JDownloader 2 a real film? Btw, who used JDownloader lol

gore videos mog all cinema and generally art in their visceral display of human condition

They're all the same. You've seen Faces of Death, you've seen it all. Literally no reaction to me. I used to know a guy who was super into that shit and I honestly can't even think why. They're just boring.

You've seen Faces of Death, you've seen it all

If you truly believe this, you haven’t fucking seen anything.

one thing i noticed with gore videos is that generally it's considered that when in genuine pain people would scream in some visceral inhuman way but in reality the screams usually sound like they're from a Saturday Morning Cartoon

I've seen it all, literally. That dude I told you about was a psychopath who had been watching zoophilia tapes, torture tapes, etc., since he was 6 years old. He shared a lot of his collection with me.

Then you should know the majority of the super brutal shit is worlds beyond shitty faces of death

Yes, and it doesn't even change anything. It's just stuff for psychos and that's it. If you're a nigger like me who doesn't feel that shit is exciting or scary, there is literally no reason to watch those tapes. Cartel shit is literally the most uncreative shit I've seen in my life; it's just day by day shit for them. After watching a nigger eat another's heart for the hundredth time, you just don't care anymore. It was scary only for the first minute when you were a kid, and now the scary thing is having no money, basically.

I did, back in like 2011.

Not at all, they suck, there's nothing but brutality in them and they're all horribly lensed to quote our retarded Dingo.

It was scary only for the first minute when you were a kid, and now the scary thing is having no money, basically

This. My life at the moment is a lot scarier than some gay ass incas doing their old ooga booga customs on each other.

I don't know what 2 watch so I'll roll for genres/director

Odds

New HW gangsta joint

Evens

Sci-fi joint

Zero

Vlacil kino

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin', keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about, talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on

The chan has spoken

Which sci-fi joint?

Yep, this. Real gore is unironically incapable of generating real emotions due to a lack of artistry on the part of the killers. It's a surreal conversation this one, but a j-guro tape is unironically way more evocative than some crime shit being done for the lulz or for crime reasons without any regard for the lensing and scripting.

Ikarie XB-1
Been on my list for too long

This but unironically.

Haven't looked at this horrid beast's face in years.

Based catholic poster.

Justice is not removed from love and vice-versa.

Hang out here, maybe watch some comedy podcast, then a kino or two, then a furious masturbation session, then sleep.

666

Solaris and Interstellar started there.

999, call emergency cause i'm about to bloody croak innit.

Watching it because it was mentioned on the wiki page of 2001

What will you furiously masterb8 to later ?

Call 911, I'm already dead, but
Someone should be caught and held responsible
For this bloody mess

Anon Babble - gore and ebonics

You can talk hot on the internet, boy
That's that goofy shit, we ain't into that, boy
Black van, pull up to your momma crib, boy
Tie her up, drive that shit off a bridge, lil' boy

/philm/ thought of the day —

Visual cues when well conceived will demonstrate the unseen inner psychology hidden histories and emotional conflicts far better than direct explication will and if you do you will leave more screen time for more important things

Bressonian thought.

The word movie is a bit silly in a good way.

Motion picture

Let's go to the movies! ^w^ YIPPIEEE! <3

Book

I read interesting texties! ^w^ YIPPIEEE! <3

Music

I'll put on soundies! ^w^ YIPPIEEE! <3

Painting

I saw many beautiful painties! ^w^ YIPPIEEE! <3

Sculpture

Birds shit on sculpties all time time, but when I-! ^w^ YIPPIEEE! <3

Photography

I snapped a lot of photies! ^w^ YIPPIEEE! <3

what's the Anon Babble consensus on escape to athena?

So, turns out... Resnais was mid! First he makes a holocaust was le bad movie. Then he adapts one of Duras' interracial pornos and still manages to infuse it with misery porn. Then he takes a screenplay from Alain Robbe-Grillet and makes it unintelligibly pretentious. Robbe-Grillet goes on to do his idea justice in his own film two years later (picrel). Sad!

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Rohmer is MERDE

That’s why Duras needed to direct Hiroshima. Renais made it too miserable and it overshadowed the romance

yawn/10

You are RETARD.

I saw many beautiful painties!

A little jav, a little mainstream american, finishing off as always with POV incest.

Do you need any jav recs?

Not right now, but thanks.

No worries. I am a jav connoisseur. Also an expert on Ozu and Japanese jidekai

Kek, based.