Get a job

I get paid tomorrow nigga

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Alright, explain to me unironically, why did he make millennials seethe? He's a random daytime television personality.

i have millions of dollars

Nigga, I own my own business. Now what?

What job should I get bros

Then his advice applies even more.

gimmie some fren, share

Millenial here.
He never made me seethe. The show is interesting to me. I do not work those types of jobs so it gives me insights. I’m about to retire from IT in 2 years at age 45 with $20 million in retirement savings and passive income investments.

being a shabbos goy and convincing other goys to work shitty jobs and adhere to his orwelian-esque work ethics code, while he himself went to a liberal arts school and works as tv personality and gets paid significantly more than anyone working a job featured on his show

My business was the exact type to be on his show.

There's no moral imperative to get a job. You only do it because you've been denied access to common resources. Also that guy is a tv actor which is the least impressive and demanding of all jobs.

There's no moral imperative to get a job.

I want to give my children a batter life than I did growing up. Also, mooching off the government is nigger-tier behavior.

why?

so I can be surrounded by annoying neurotypicals all day who hate me?

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why did he make millennials seethe

When the fuck? His show always was fun to watch.

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ass

sideboob

feet

femdom

guess the character

I work at Walmart

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get two

You first Mike. And no, LARPing as a blue-collar worker doesn't count.

I have one and it's actually a dirty job because nobody else is willing to shove their entire arm down a floor drain. Thanks though and kill yourself OP.

We live in the age of Aquarius now. Work is obsolete.

kek

i dont know how to drive, but ppl who drive are retarded, subhuman low iq, but maybe if my mom could drive me to a job. I dont want to work hard though, maybe like play games at work idk lol

routine work actually makes me physically ill.

when I see people working construction or whatever menial jobs I literally feel like throwing up because it seems like such a perverse waste of life on planet earth

I had a job for a year and I ended up in a mental ward because of this reason. My brain and body just stopped working

You experience a moral imperative to provide for your children, which is completely natural. You'd be insane if you saw yourself as a bad or an evil person for not wanting to be bossed around by satanic middle managers at a job where none of the work you do actually provides for your children but you receive an arbitrary amount of money that probably isn't enough to provide for your children.

Why would anyone need a better life than having free food and shelter and education and health care so they can do what makes them happy?

It’s insane how in the eyes of most people you are beneath dogs if you dont work full time Fuck this world, I’m supposed to be living in a tribe of 30 people and divide responsibilities amongst us so we only work a few hours a day with plenty of rest. This world is inhospitable to mammals

Instead you can get a job where you only work a few hours a day but still have to spend the remaining 6 around strangers in a fluorescent lit building looking busy

only worked 42 hours this week and it's already thursday

Bros....

Already have a job

Life still a shit

Anyone?

I'm halfway through my 72 hours for this week

it's the 21st century not the middle ages lol

a few hours a day

Week actually.

I legally can't work more than 70. I should be at more like 50 today though, fucking rain. We're working Saturday but still probably barely gonna hit 60

Most people living off the government are white

this is a lie anyway but even if true

43 year old IT autist still on Anon Babble

yeah bro im sure your 30 years of retirement with no wife, no children, and no friends will bring you so much joy

Good

It's not a millennials thing, just the sort who decided to go all in on the cult of college.

Why can't you work more than 70 hrs?

Why is he so smug?

Janice's are hiring

the job market sucks dick

Dirty Jobs was great, I can forgive his boomer retardation.

These are poltard threads.

Reminder this doesn't make me want an authoritarian socialist state.

get two

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