This is what MJ is supposed to look like. Not that weird mystery meat that Zendaya is

This is what MJ is supposed to look like. Not that weird mystery meat that Zendaya is

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Kirsten Dunst wasn't that attractive, but holy god Zendaya was just fucking straight up hideous

She was very attractive and is still attractive. Shame she hasn't been in anything of note lately.

At least Zendaya's MJ was cute and not a cunt

putting cute and zendaya in the same sentence

God, zoomers have such shit taste.

premium breast meat

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Too old, but zendaya is so much worse

Capeslop

Grow up

I’ll forever be mad I never got to kiss her upside down (minus the rain)

I kind of wish mj was able to watch the final fight
No shes a qt and is still hot

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Theres a wonderful Spiderman porn parody of that scene, MJ played by a gorgeous young (at the time) Capri Anderson, she blows the guy upside down and jizzes inside her mouth. Havent seen it in a very long, but still remember it clear.

She peaked in the first Spider-Man. Big, perky tits and a soft face. She was emaciated by comparison in the sequels, and her hair didn't have the same vibrant color.

Bone Saw's entourage was hotter, especially the Latina looking one with the short hair and washboard abs.

Why wasn't she wearing a fucking bra?

Why are you complaining?

This movie awakened the testosterone fuel cells in many young men

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I like the new Spiderman and Zendaya is cute.

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Bros…

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Marvel isn't even pretending they are the same characters, Michelle Jones isn't supposed to be Mary-Jane Watson. I don't even like Zendaya but this is such a stupid complaint

That bald one. I never noticed her before.

I miss when androgyny was just something cool people did and not a civil rights movement.

8 legs

7 dicks

Don't care. Tired of seeing ugly people.

Yeah I miss when punk was just an aesthetic and not a political statement

My hand used to cramp so much. Hours upon hours

Yeah I miss when punk was just an aesthetic and not a political statement

I get your point, but I don't remember the 80s, man. Wasn't even born.
Today the bald chick would be a dysgenic trans man. You know it.

Agreed.

Reminder that this fucker gets to plow her anytime he wants.

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Evolving to shoot webs out out your wrists like a spider = based
Fag science nerd inventing a gizmo to shoot webs = fake and gay

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Psychobros......we fucking won.

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Mary Jane needs to look like this. At least make it somewhat believable that a literal fucking superhero like Spider-Man who could get with any girl he wants specifically chooses her above all the literal superpowered goddesses in his reality.

Good to see Philip Hoffman is still alive and now younger

went from butterface to milf

unff

Deliberately casting a frizzy haired fuck ugly black girl to play a character that has always been depicted as a white redhead is an act of racial oppression.

what if I marred my perfect body with a retarded scribble?

I hate women.

You'd still fuck her, don't even lie.
You might wanna do it before Spidey does, too......

But Zendaya isn't playing Mary Jane Watson.

What did Raimi mean by this

this

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None of them look right to me

Best Peter and Best Gwen stuck in worst movies

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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It's simple business really: whites have become a minority consumer group. There's more money to be made by appealing to the rapidly expanding groups of various swarthoids, than the rapidly shrinking white demographic.