/andor/

Luthen grabs the shrink ray edition
Previously on /andor/:

Growslop

Star up.

You guys are gonna feel pretty stupid when Syril shows up alive next episode

need a good image of syril and cassians fistfight

them both pinned against the wall might be good

growing up is good, actually

What kind of ai porn scenes would you guys make with luthens assistant

sorry I cut out all the talky bits because I'm the Hitler of webms and mostly just care about the neat environments instead of the characters

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Sex with Mon Mothma

Guess I have to finally watch Rogue One in its entirety after this. I've only seen the space battle

mon mothma's TCW model has a fat ass

I really liked this dialogueless scene, just them carving up the canyons and andor acting cool..

Reminder that Saw is, was, and always will be right and entirely justified. If the rebellion was stronger, they would have never fallen to the first order 30 years later.

not really
I saw you say this in an earlier thread like over a week ago and I went to check and got so disappointed

Reminds me of my BPD Hapa ex
God I miss her

Check out cut luquannes wife tho

The more I learn about these Empire guys the more I don't care for them.

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did you check the right image though

cuddles and kissing with mom mothma

singing the song of angry men

one hour dancing with mon mothma niamos club remix

I don't have the stamina...

There, out in the darkness

A fugitive running

Fallen from grace

Fallen from grace

God be my witness

I never shall yield

Till we come face to face

Till we come face to face

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empire clearly trying to instigate the crowd to attack first

old man starts the singing to deescalate the crowd

it actually works so the empire has to resort to opening fire

kino

Lord let me find him
That I may see him
Safe behind bars
I will never rest
Till then
This I swear
This I swear by the stars!

I hope most of the nice Ghorman people who survived the shooting got out after their planet was hollowed out :(

start training

For a silk producing planet me thinks they re-used the ferrix costumes

Those uniforms are incredibly tight yet her roundness on her tummy is visible! Oh my...

The Ferrix costumes came from Ghorman.

Rhydo status?

Palpatine is a real jerk

finale ends with sheev

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it better, I need to see the emperor in this realistic universe.

Surprised Mon Mothma in Rebels was voiced by Genevieve O'Reilly. She sounds way more calm and monotone than in Andor though.

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Sheev is deformed after the fight with Mace.

play mon mothma in a bit part 20 years ago

all the scenes get cut

get the call they want you to voice mon mothma in rebels

they also want you to play her in rogue one

now they give you this entire plot arc in a 2 season show where you can act your ass off

Deep breathing

w-where is senator chuchi?
is she safe?
is she alright?

she'd be a perfect fit in andor

Getting to be part of the SW universe to boost your career but ending up a background cameo with only a few minutes of dialogue total across the franchise, then coming back in as a protagonist in possibly one of the best SW media ever must be vindicating as fuck. Good on her

I hate how these imperials don't follow the grooming standard

posting walled tbb chuchi

They are fresh recruits, sir.

Are you going to be a problem? Shave those sideburns.

I hope we see Baron Papanoida.

Mr. Palpatine, I don't WHAT you consider to be sideburns, honestly

No serious actor takes stupid cartoons and videogames seriously

The first time he made her wet and respect him

The kind where she delivers my babies.

Americans see shit like this and say "This is hot"

DEEP SUBSTRATE FOLIATED KALKITE

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these froggots deserved it for the les miserables shit alone, never mind attacking the riot troops first

Hope next batch has some Krennic KINO

never mind attacking the riot troops first

FALSE FLAG!!
FALSE FLAG!!

I'm hype for the Disney Cut where the frogs shoot first.

I cannot get over this face. This is the face of a woman FINALLY getting what she needs. Goddam I want to savagely sodomize Dedra.

You guys have no willpower whatsoever. Weak motherfuckers supporting nuwars not realizing you are the ones who could have saved it if you just boycotted it from the start like everyone with a brain did.

Kinda funny how Disney is trying to fool people into thinking Andor is the main character of rogue one

Andor isnt nuwars, its STAR WARS

I can just bet they're already trying to pitch a Jyn series

all memes aside do we think the writers intended this scene to show dedra partially enjoying getting choked? genuine question

I read it initially as her being shaken by seeing how disgusted syril is with her after finding out, maybe even feeling some remorse, but then again I also remember that she suddenly starts smiling manically saying "WE'LL BE TOGETHER WE'LL BE REWARDED"

They already filled out her entire life since childhood in supplementary R1 materials. She ain't a clean slate like Andor was.

glowsniper is a b*lgian frogge

so blinded by hate he doesn't get to enjoy rebellion kino

what a sad life nigga

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It was foreshadowed earlier when she tries to get info on Axis from her subordinate and immediately pivots to "I'll give you all the glory if we catch him" (absolutely failing to convince him she would in fact do that)

She runs on wanting fame and he is instantly repulsed

I wish Westworld hadn't gone to shit so hard in season 3 and season 4.

it was shit from season 1. It had a ton of potential but I just hated the writing and how they did it.

I wish for world peace, but you do you.

huffing rhydo

fucking Gor sluts

Yeah no wonder the Empire lost.

they have we are the ghor in their anthem so often it becomes comical
i am groot

They already filled out her entire life since childhood in supplementary R1 materials. She ain't a clean slate like Andor was.

What was written can be rewritten

We have no control over what gets made and the reaction to it and everything else is astroturfed anyway
Have the last 15+ years failed to teach you this?

for me its when mon mothma finally escaping with cassian. it's kinda fucked up but i was getting bricked up during the whole scene

Vader is gunna show up and force choke her in the finale and she's gunna die from cumming so hard

Dave Furloni just can't help himself

Look at the empire just standing there! They're instigating us to violence I tell you!

Fucking savage.

20 years from now there will be a Star Wars Syril series

and that monster is donald drumpf....

so much this

You're a sicker fuck than me which is hard. I was all scotched up getting emotional about how badass and what literal legend Cassian was. While you were literally getting an erection, which I really respect anon.

But yes this is the scene. it was absolute fucking Kino. Mon had the same Dedra getting wet face when Cassian blasted out of the parking garage.

HEY... WE FOUND HER!

they should remake rogue one

at least let Gilroy do a directors cut kino pass to it

KAL-EL NO

can we get a webm of Mon Mothma saying to Cassian

you killed that poor woman!

Was that the genius ISB agent who decided to start a transmission conversation back to base while her rebel partner is literally feet away and said he would only be a minute?

yep thats the one
she got what she fuckin deserved

That's wrong. You're supposed to boycott the shit shows and repeat watch the gems. Only way to send a message to Disney.

She was Lonnie's agent, I assume he got the most incompetent agent he could onto Bail's rescue team as insurance in case he couldn't get a warning out

I’d have loved for her mid speech for palpatine to have risen up on his senate podium in cloak, raise his head and lock eyes with mothma, just before she runs away, corrrr, he doesn’t say anything, just stares at her.

lonni is secretly the MVP
he's never failed luthen
bix only got her revenge and mon only escaped was because of his actions

I watched Acolyte and I can’t remember a single characters name. That show is bizzare, but Andor I can fire 8/9, an I racist?

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There does seem to be a theme of killing people going through a change of heart in these three episodes. Cyril, the driver, the Sergeant, might be more even

Yes, I believe she had little true respect for him, which for femoids will always compromise their love for a man regardless of what emasculated Redditor cucks think. The man was completely dominated by his own kike mother. Of course she had no respect for him. He was a convenient partner with similar interests.

But then, only after he came in and showed her who he really was, showing her his true masculine dominance and the strength of his principles, in a very sexual way. After this when she knows he died saving her from Cassian's sniper fire, only now do we see her love for him in her abject grief where she's physically disabled from it.

Yes, I think it was absolutely intended to show her arousal at Syril's show of masculine strength. C'mon now.

Andor is kino, acolyte is not. Simple as.

When did the driver get a change of heart??

yeah it's pretty neat. Do we know that the driver was having a change of heart in this? Did I miss it?

When he was getting bitched at by his boss

GODAMN YOU KLORIS

i dont know I thought it was neat to watch a female created star wars, and there were actual kino moments in it. She also loved star wars and you could tell.

Next year, in Yavin

Tony Gilroy confirmed Zionist.

She also loved star wars and you could tell.

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What?

When he got hit by that blaster

He left his Gun in the car so he was having some second thoughts about the whole spying thing

Did they cast Edd "Kinomachine" Harris? I might just watch it then.

Agreed, he's my favorite side character and has been quietly getting shit done all season

was able to get dedra's former assistant to blab about her assignment to ghorman while also subtly pushing back against the empire's mass arrests

took dr. ghorst off the board for the empire and was able to pin it all on dedra's assistant

came in clutch during the party and helped kleya remove the bug

tipped off luthen about bail's rescue team, presumably put his worst field agent in there, and let the bald supervisor take the fall for mon's escape

Probably even more shit I don't even remember. What a hero.

Cassian only shot him after Mothma said he was an ISB spy. She couldn't have known of any change of heart if there was any.

He left his Gun in the car

You don't know that. You also don't know if he got her and brought her back to the car he still wouldn't use the gun.

L'Shana Haba'ah B'Yerushalayim (Hebrew: לְשָׁנָה הַבָּאָה בִּירוּשָלָיִם, lit.'Next year in Jerusalem'), is a phrase that is often sung at the end of the Passover Seder

L'Shana Haba'ah evokes a common theme in Jewish culture of a desire to return to a rebuilt Jerusalem, and commentators have suggested that it serves as a reminder of the experience of living in exile.

imagine being born knowing nothing about star wars and when you become a teen you see theres a show named Andor. you watch it and its cool as fuck, you watch Rouge One. WOW cool this universe is neat. Then you watch A New Hope and learn about Jedi and Luke... this is amazing... and seeing empire and jedi. wow what a story!!!!

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i thought you'd never ask

you have issues

yeah bro that happened because the rebellion wasn't stronger not because the writers decided so

After you finish Jedi you should stop because it only goes downhill from there.

I have depicted you as the shocked and Horrified Mon Mothma and myself as the cool and ever stoic Cassian Andor

just finished and my verdict is... kino
still don't understand why in both seasons they insist on having a shit first half of the season until they decide to make kino
k2so will be kino, i believe
also since luther is 100% dying i'm expecting even more kino
they probably kill of dedra i guess, will be kino, probably also qubyrn, lots lots of kino will happen
but if i see palpatine swinging any lightsaber everything will be shit, a cameo would be fine
thank god that bix is out of the show (at last)

this is actually one of my favorite scenes.

the whole shtick with the noob patrol was retarded
it was pointless overcomplicated nonsense
just have 1 dude in civilian clothes throw a wookipedia molotov cocktail at the empire
release the droids
end
don't need preparations, patrol, seasoned sergeant who loses his shit, sniper, shitty choreography to ignore the tactical stupidity of the stormtroopers etc

luthen is not dying, he's actually in the new mandalorian season directed by filoni

my running theory they make the first three episodes shit to trick the House Of Mouse™ into thinking this is just another shit show so they can continue to run star wars into the ground, then once the execs have stopped paying attention they quickly ensure the second half of the season is kino while they're distracted

is there another season of that coming? i thought they were wrapping it up with a movie and calling it done

what was that shit about

Grogu force chokes Luthen

You're either a woman or a Redditor.

I’ve probably come across five “The Ghorman Massacre Absolutely Broke Me” vids in the last day or so.
God why is my algorithm so fucked and I’m subjected to these retards.

Also what fucking massacre? They killed like 10 people. Star Wars is dogshit at conveying scale.

kek anon this might be true

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I disagree. The soldiers they deliberately killed as sacrifices in the middle of the crowd were crucial because they were a set of young, inexperienced faces - which multiple people comment on when they arrive - with the aim being that their deaths (which will be blamed on ghorman terrorists) will incite the maximum level of not just anti-ghorman, but pro-empire sentiment. You can argue that they could've just completely made it all up post-facto, but it seems that the empire cares more about weaponising truth than weaponising lies - i.e. if they can make sure that their propaganda is based off of at least a partial truth that's still more powerful than outright lying, since anyone trying to disprove the empire's message has to face up to the fact it contains some truth, albeit a warped truth.

it's another episode of anon bases his opinion of something based on the opposite of what the people he dislike are saying, effectively outsourcing his views to the very same people he claims to hate

i'm just shitposting anon
this is the last season
he's dead but at least it will be kino

PCP. ANGEL DUST. GET WET.

you personally see 40 or 50 people at least get gunned down in the square, and then see more getting killed as they run through the streets. its said later that the deathtoll is estimated somewhere between the hundreds and thousands

dont try to lie about an episode we just watched 2 days ago.

I haven't finished it yet, but I thought they said Andor was done after the second season. How does that work? I figured it'd end at a point that bridges the events of Rogue One together, but you are making it sound like they stop well short of that shit.

What do you think happened after the massacre? Mon Mothma says the Empire is committing a genocide against the Ghor

You're excited for the final arc right anon?

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Honestly, if this is the case, then whoever figured that out and told Gilroy is a genius.

why was it so hard to hide in the fields from a couple of imperials when you have that much time and space

Have you learned nothing from watching GWOT Apache footage?

god that footage is always brutal

be 2006

be 15yo me

watching a dude get head blown smoov off from a 20mm cannon mounted on a Helo that's hovering 1.5 miles away

It tingles the brain in ways that I've only seen duplicated like that Russian getting turned into a fucking skeleton.

sorry kid, you like that darth vader figure? that makes you a NAZI. Why do people take this shit so seriously?

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without spoling too much, it could very likely be a time skip up until rogue one based on the last episode. could also not do that, i don't really see a incessant need for them to line up this final arc leading into rogue one

I expect it to be underwhelming. The story already concluded all of the interesting plot points. What's left aside from Luthen and Kleya and Dedra dying, and quipbot buddy adventures?

the show is good but it peaked with 1st arc of 1st season

That's fine, I just remember reading multiple times from different outlets before S2 came out that it was only getting the second season and nothing else. So, that's where my confusion comes from.

The series is done, no more Andor.

it could end moments before this scene in rogue one as Gilroy has eluded to.

Would be neat if they get that actor back for the final episode and we learn more about him and what they were up to

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Their cover story before the Empire showed up was they were a repair crew travelling around the settlements. It would have been suspiscious to change that once the Imperials started showing up and asking questions. But yeah it's a big planet they could have easily found a hideout.

qrd? i remember absolutely nothing about this

thats the first time we see andor in rouge one, and that guy has a broken arm and cant climb so cassian kills him

And no more good Star Wars content afterwards.

balance of the force means evil exists next to good in equal numbers ok, im not retarded or evil but thats what George means when he means balance ok... please believe me evil is a good thing ok

ironic how chuds are always fans of the dark side.

It's like rain on your wedding day.

im no chud and i fly with vader

Bors Tentacle Interrogation with Mon in rhydonium huffing chamber

cyril getting revived like darth maul on planet dathomir to finish the job on andor, ultimately being responsible for firing the death star at him, seeing andor blasted by it from a telescope on the death star is the only plot twist im looking forward to. syril and dedra live happily ever after heroes of the empire

Andor Ep. 9 is very similar to an episode of The Clone Wars in which Padme has to overcome violent intimidation tactics to make a speech to the Senate in place of Bail Organa. It's not the greatest speech ever written either, but TCW has the benefit of being more representational. Because TCW can't rely on the cachet of being a gritty prestige drama for adults, the episode has to develop a real plot in which exciting incidents occur to advance it forward. It contains the same essential thematic content as Andor Ep. 9 but is able to cover it in 22 minutes. All that time didn't need to be spent on stuff like Cassian "refusing the call" for the nth time, Mon discovering her aide works for Luthen, various people standing around talking about the details of Mon's extraction (which doesn't even end up being interesting). It's all filler. I also found it strange how the climax of Mon's speech was her openly naming Emperor Palpatine, a character who is dramatically inconsequential to this show's narrative even as an offscreen presence. His name doesn't mean anything in this story. And there's something similar going on in the reactions as with a previous episode:

Wow, she said 'rape'!

Wow, she said 'genocide'!

Regardless of the merits of what they're taken to signify, people are blatantly clapping like seals at the invocation of shibboleths. People are just being pandered to, and they don't care if the message is even being communicated in an effective or interesting way. "Media literacy" means being able to identify all the contemporary political references like an Easter egg in a Marvel movie.

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only cause i'm going straight into rogue one
otherwise no

im not being pandered to. cyril is DEAD

The Operation is classified at the highest level and her saying anything is nearly as bad as Death Star plans themselves being lost on Scarrif. He saved her life once before and there's a mutuality not being observed in that light now they're intimates-- the way to deescalate with Cyril the Boy Scout was to appeal to duty and double down (and ellide with a lie about the nature of the mining's strategic importance/purpose, something along the lines of new technology whose proliferation would cause anarchy).

Clumsily executed, physically and in dialogue. But there's real affection there. Dedra's not exactly 'conventionally' beautiful, and had her ass saved by him in Season 1 (on his own initiative following up on the case).

THE.LIGHTS.STAY.ON!!!!!

bix only got her revenge

Luthin complaining about Vel going off homocidally half-cocked all the time, then Andor & Bix for PTSD/operational fatigue (only for them to do a personal revenge gigantic risk, zero strategic gain hit on the Interrogator that zapped her) . . . it's bad, not showing ambivalence or moral conflict. Spymaster and Senator intrigues which were the centerpiece of dramatic tension outside genre heist & prison break plotlines were flops until the speech getaway.

Nooooooo you can't just shoot the glowniggers!

haha blaster go brrt!

Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit

t. not A-OKAY after merking the Interrogator

Plausible but not good drama, when "Hey stud, I finna keep fighting. I'm good after killing the Interogator, thank you. Can you take lower risk asignments instead?" would have gotten Cassian to stay on board, given his reaction, clearly.

Also what fucking massacre?

I like how the Stormtroopers stand on the steps like idiots without maneuvering on the crowd or seeking cover, and I liked the absence of crew served blaster weapons in such a setpiece scenario for fire superiority even more-- and even better were the not-Maidan snipers on the roof not setting up a more plausibly deniable shot over the shoulder of the Ghorman whose first shot down from the obelisk to draw fire to him, given the impression of the barricade guardsman that engaged him as if that's what had happened.

I want to fuck her face.

>Bors Tentacle Interrogation with Mon in rhydonium huffing chamber

we need AI to make porn of this

Star Wars has always been dumb and is getting dumber
The whole idea of Game of Thronesing it is so asinine

get this

we devote the rest of our lives to political maneuvering and ruthless uncompromising zealotry

so that some day, we can sacrifice our lives to destroy the Emperor's ultimate weapon

which he'll rebuild again six years later

but it's all right because our rebel descendants will destroy that one too, and kill him

unfortunately he'll then come back to life and raise his arms and use Sith Magic to make ten thousand planet destroying super ships and conquer the whole universe all over again in like two days

but then some bitch nobody's ever heard of that's apparently his granddaughter will kill him, and in spite of his plan explicitly being for her to kill him, this will foil his plan

There's no walking away from the fact that this is what Andor is actually about.
In fact I'm doubling down on the "Game of Thronesing" because imagine going back in time to 2010 and showing somebody Ninja Arya and King Bran and The Bad Pussy and Dany sort of forgetting, and then asking them if they continue caring about the Red Wedding or the Battle of Blackwater or the Greyjoy lovecraftian mysteries

That's the state that Star Wars exists in

guys theres a new hope I just realized.

THE SECOND DEATH STAR

NO ONE KNOWS HOW THE BOTHANS GOT THE PLANS FOR IT

WE CAN HAVE MORE ANDOR, ONLY IT WILL BE A NEW ANDOR TYPE GUYYYYY

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so many retarded takes, have you considered becoming a youtuber

People are still blowing this show's cock due to the Andy Serkis episode and the heist before that.

they didn't really need plans, they just flew inside it and shot the reactor lol
did the Bothans just find out where it was being built? i can't remember.

The name of the show is just Bothans.

I need to know what the tax policy is of the second Senatorial quadrant before they're assigned a Moff

and important information about Mon Mothma's failing marriage

several episodes set on mina-rau

Scrape that hippie shit off yo lip

Who's gonna get raped this time?

the quarren

and the lead could be named Bothor

Rhydonium Truck of Peace

Luthin actively seeking deliberate premature planetary implosion once he learns the purpose of the Kalkite (Rebel 5shadow Alderaan as tit for tat by Palps)

Spy shot by Saw gets Dedra that operation with the goal of making Saw more paranoid and more fanatic to do more unoptical things (per the above)

K2S0 calls Andor a Nerf herder

Mothma's directing evacuation blockade running on Ghorman while being conflicted about Luthin's participation

Bix is an idiot planetside doing Green Beret shit training insurgents and gets exploded

Vel's shoot first ask questions later mojo is back and it gets her eliminated by Yavin counterintelligence, bald guy general less keen on Luthin/Andor outside the chain of command

Krennik's special projects dispensation straight from Palpatine is courted by both Vader & Tarkin (competing against each other), and he favors Tarkin for expediency-- which he loses face when it's Vader in some capacity required to unfuck the situation.

Andor & Bix's stupid stunt on the revenge hit on the Interogator back in Coruscant gets Ginger ISB double agent in deep shit, and Rhydonium Mechanic is pulled by Luthin to neutralize him.

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No, it's that German guy who's played a Nazi in every movie and show I've ever scene him in
He's the guy who gets hit with a bat in Inglourious Basterds

I’ve literally just learned now that bothans are cat people and an espionage focused species who built the biggest spy network in the galaxy. So, like, gilroy furry spy show, please, universe and disney shill lurkers

Why isn't he in Andor?

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t. the child trafficker cult literal shadow government leading GMO slave armies against legal separation by sovereign states wasn't literally asking for it

andor is like jack bauer but without the sociopathy

bothans are cat people

i hope Filoni didn't come up with that

Still not going to watch your baby show

Nah, that's the old canon look for them. The odd thing is they were very present in the old canon, but the nucanon has barely touched them. It's been established that they are basically biped furry cat/dog like creatures and are short like ugnaughts.

The best thing about Andor is the purging of all of the Glup Shitto characters
Every single speaking character in this show is a human with a 1970's haircut, which is how Star Wars should be

gilroy furry spy show

lol this

Timothy Zahn gave them their appearance way back in the early 90's.

I have many Bothan friends.

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Every single speaking character in this show is a human with a 1970's haircut

1. This is blatantly false. Nothing about Andor is 1970's. It's too modern and completely disconnected from George Lucas' Star Wars aesthetics.
2. You're a fag.

I accept your concession.

Tony Gilroy drops Santiago Calatrava architecture into the Coruscant landscape even though it's completely at odds with the aesthetic of the planet. Lucas incorporated Calatrava-inspired architecture into the design of Utapau, where it reflects the unique qualities of the world.

What Gilroy does here doesn't even require any vision. He's just photographing the work of one of the most well-known living architects and jarringly inserting it into an environment others before him had to actually design.

He's not only unable to conceptualize environments that rise anywhere close to the standard set by Lucas, he actively degrades the few environments he inherits, because he doesn't understand what goes into it.

Sorry they didn't shoehorn in Ahsoka and shit, faggot