My wife is making me watch all Harry Potter movies. Just shoot me already.
My wife is making me watch all Harry Potter movies. Just shoot me already
Why? They're pretty solid and fun moovies if you dont think too much about the non-existent deeper themes. Just enjoy it man
They're fun!
They're pretty solid and fun moovies
For children, yeah.
Do your kids also throw chicken nuggets at you? You know what you need to do
What's your point?
What are you TOO COOL to enjoy children's media?
Lol
Grow up retard
they're comfy don't be a faggot
WELL AT LEAST YOU HAVE A WIFE!
I can't watch things designed for kids
Your life must be truly shit if you can't enjoy things that don't have nudity and cursing.
harry potter
no cursing
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lol
Only the last three are genuinely not fun to rewatch. Even then they have moments
Movies 1-4 were great. It goes downhill after that.
It's starts as Kids movie, but really becomes dark in the 4th movie when a student gets murdered.
You're watching a movie with a woman at home. She'll get bored halfway through and try making out with you or something, especially if you watch two of them in a row.
he has a wife who wants to share her interests with him
You ungrateful bastard, I don't even like Harry Potter either.
you’re a colossal faggot
Harry Potter marathon with a woman who loves you.
She must be ugly if you don't want this.
my wife and I don't really watch movies anymore. trick is to just fall asleep. works every time
the first two were directed by chris columbus (home alone, goonies, gremlins), they are genuinely great flicks. after that they get shittier and shittier with each sequel, though i thought the fifth one was ok
mine only watches shit reality tv but she falls asleep early so i watch kino while she slumbers
Looks like you married the "quirk chungus"
Sorry mate
too cool to enjoy children media
grow up
Man, the irony of these posts.
Just shoot me already.
They're not great works of art but they're perfectly watchable light fantasy movies.
Honestly the only reason I like them is because I had a girlfriend who made me watch them with her, so they give me some nostalgia.
not appreciating Goblet of Fire for the memefest it is
NGMI
My wife is making me watch all Harry Potter movies. Just shoot me already.
just lightly masturbate during the film and bang her when it’s over, what’s the problem?
he lacks the understanding
It has John Williams tracks. That alone makes it worth watching and is the same reason why I put up with the Star Wars prequels.
Stop being a bitch, suck it up. Then later make her see Blatty's Trilogy of Faith
There are a lot worse films a girl could make you watch.
for me it's watching Titanic with my sister and us both laughing at the guy that biffs it on the propeller
So do the books lol, I even thought that reading them back to back when I was 9
Rowling took too long to release the fifth one and I got bored and dropped the series. Should I bother finishing them?
There is a pretty steep decline after goblet of fire. you can finish them if you want, but it isn't anything life changing. you read the best ones already
Get a divorce. Nobody that has watched any Harry potter movie matters.
I'm listening to all the audiobooks in a row right now rn
Have fun, OP. I had never seen any of them, but my cousin left the blu ray set of all of them at my house. I was off work the next day, so I watched them all... Back to back. The first three are okay. Not bad. After that, it all drives off a cliff and becomes almost unwatchable. I know I'm not the target audience because I'm a boomer, but it really wasn't that great.
Just take your dick out and have and edging session to Emma.
The movies were inconsistent after the 3rd flick I loved the creative visuals and tone of the first 4 movies. Yates comes along and it's all Hot Topic slop with 3 shades of gray.
What did she mean by this bros?
What's the website with all the Harry Potter sex stories?
They needed a single or perhaps two directors at most to make it work. There wasnt a clear vision that can be seen through them all because of how different the top niggas were each time
Unforgivable
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His wife wouldn't allow that to go on without her.
NOOOOOOO WHY IS THE WOMAN I MARRIED TRYING TO SHARE SOMETHING SHE ENJOYS WITH ME AAAAAAAAAA
Watch them you ungrateful bastard.
My wife is making me
How does that even work?
they'll hold the pussy hostage and rape is illegal