What an absurd premise lol

What an absurd premise lol

It ain't that expensive to do the deed, man.

You're still a virgin if you've only ever banged a prostitute.

he could literally hire a hooker, it was hubris

Not being able to do literally the one thing you're biologically programmed to do

Lol, lmao. I genuinely can't think of something that makes you more of a failure

Prostitutes don't make you miserable for months by leaving you.

me in 7 years

That’s not how it works.

Bro people are afraid to make phone calls lol. They ain't ever getting their dick wet. We have fallen so far

we have this thread daily and it's always a funny reminder that the edgy right-wing moron calling you a slur behind an anonymous website is almost certainty a complete virgin loser who will never have a meaningful relationship with a woman

At least I don't let societal norms and normalfag culture to get to me.

At least I'm not normal

Ummm, wat? Imagine celebrating mental illness

Fuck off faggit

my gf made me miserable while living with me. I'm happier after I finally decided to leave her and kick her out.

Sorry, virgin, I don't make the rules...

Good for you, man. You defo ain't getting oneshotted by the "I'll never find someone like her again" thoughts like me.

7 more months

the best part is being able to sleep alone in my own bed again. sleeping next to someone sucked ass, i kept waking up in the middle of the night and kicking her awake to make up for it

only ~10% of human males reproduced. its pretty normal.

it's only fun to make jokes at incels' expense because they care about it so much. once they stop caring it's not fun at all

How did it come to this?

Me in 4

"meaningful relationship with a woman"
Lol she just wants money they all do.
Unless you're actually attractive

I'm poor ugly and mentally ill

Quite. I'm literally autistic and lost my virginity at 15, and have had sex with 3 different women 4 times.
one came back for seconds :^)

How old r u now

22

I slept with a girl out of my league the first year I was at uni. She approached me and gave me her number and we fucked for three months before she ghosted me. I haven't had a single interaction with a woman since and this was 15 years ago.

Sex is the most overhyped experience in life. The best sex feels worse than a medium quality jerking off.

FACT
PERIODTDDT

voluntary isolation became involuntary

Most of dumb retards here expect things to just happen to them. I got lucky at a friends party with a chick I vibed with.

Mee too but I use to be rich and being ugly didn't matter then.

yea my dry spells have only been when i self isolated. no doubt that's the entire life of the negros who populate these types of threads.

I used to be good looking and rich and mental illness horrifies women

are you non-white by any chance?

mental illness horrifies women

yeah they don't want competition at the crazy table

Nah I'm white. I've had sex with a lot of women, but only because I became a severe alcoholic which helped me appear normal. Otherwise, I'm really, really fucking weird.

Can't really get any game going if you don't play in the first place, yeah.

Anon... What the actual fuck are you on about? Sex is literally one of the best feelings in the world. Did you fuck a fatty or something?

He got sodomized

same here bru. i can get laid without resorting to fatties just on apps (even tho im 5'7) but I'm living on klonopin and alcohol during those times. i dont see myself as relationship material so i'd rather stay sober and forgo the thotties for now

I had sex one time at 16. I'm not welcome with the virgins or the unvirgins.

Maybe he was too nervous or has PIED. IMO the act of sex itself was whatever but cuddling and talking about random shit for hours afterwards was much better.

By that rationale women can be born-again virgins. You know, since there's no logic here and a penis entering a vagina means you're not a virgin.

This is the most hilarious incel cope I've seen yet. Is it new?

I'm definitely not relationship material either, or friendship material anymore for that matter. I've lost everything and am extremely unhappy

The film that broke Anon Babble

This. I never get my jimmies rustled knowing most of these people are shut-in KHHVs. There's zero reason for them to be politically affiliated the way they are besides their ignorant racism.
I don't want them breeding anyway.

meaningful

woman

pick one

The contrarianism and rebelliousness against just about anything runs deep here. But that's not to be confused with deep thought, because there's little of that here.

Dude you're really deep though. Look at you pointing put that a website that attracts rejects has rejects on it. Very astute. Fucking retard

You're trying to. This stubborn declaration of your fantasy reality as objective truth is the saddest shit I've been seeing in recent years. As if by simply repeating that you've won an argument you make it so.

you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

they all do

Retardo blackpill lies spread by bitter incel faggots.

I've seen this exact post before.

Wow, you're doing it wrong. Or you jerked off for like 15 years straight before having sex and just ruined yourself.

You're proud to be abnormal. That's fucked. I'm glad you cannot score pussy.

Not as retarded as saying you're still a virgin after you've had physical sex with someone because you don't meet some ridiculous love and purity criteria some jealous incel made up so he can tell himself he's part of a bigger population.

I've had way more sex than you with way more women guaranteed you fucking retard. But it's because I became a hardcore alcoholic to counter my fucked up head. Im not celebrating that. I am acknowledging it. Sober I am a pussy repellant. I've accepted it and moved on.

I've had plenty of gf when I had money then never again.
I've had over 100 when my dad was an investment banker and my home was worth over 6 milion.
Then when he went bankrupt I became undatable it's been 10y

What's this cuck fantasy? There's druggies/deadbeats/jobless idiots scoring pussy daily

One more year and I am literally him. I need to think of something fun to do for my 40th birthday, like watch my favorite Star Trek TNG episodes or pro-wrestling matches while alone and drunk. Again.

If you're monster hunting sure but try finding something normal if you are poor and ugly

youre a virgin if you put your penis in the vagina of a female who does it for money

youre a virgin if you had sex with a condom on

youre a virgin if you had sex with a fat woman

youre a virgin if you had sex with men

youre a virgin if you hadn`t had sex in a year

Wrong. You're still a virgin if you've only ever used a condom.

This. A poor woman will be with a poor man so they can have nothing together. And I've leeched off of my share of women over the years. Them working and me lazing around their house, not paying rent, basically making myself useful in bed and doing simple cooking. There are all kinds of relationship dynamics. I'm not proud of it but I've let women completely rebuild me from nothing and then moved on. But I was honest with them. There are broken people codependent on each other. They got their maternal instinct reward and I got a place to stay and new start. Everybody gets laid. Transactional stuff happens to everyone and it's not really bad on either end. It's equal.

Damn. I'm a virgin again.
Many times over.

You should get laid for the big four oh.

This 100%, I don't need sex as much as I need intimacy

How much longer do you think you can keep living like this?

I don't mean how much longer until you lose your virginity; I mean if we assume your social and mental problems remain as they are (which seems fair once you get into your 30s and beyond), how much longer do you personally have in the tank?

Are you stable enough that you could go another 40 years? All the way to the end of your natural life, working and surviving yet completely alone all the while? Or do you think at some point between where you are now and then it just becomes too much to cope with?

I'm 32 now, work a part-time job that breaks even on my rent+bills. My coworkers are university students and middle-age women earning pocket change. Besides work I don't see anyone else and at work I don't even talk to these people. The only other person in my life is my gran in her late 80s who recently had a stroke. After she goes, I don't think I can go another 40 years like this. I'm sorry lads.

My virginity is growing back
Wat do?

Good one, buddy.

Anyway, the Drumhead and The Defector are my favorite TNG episodes so those for sure are getting watched. Maybe I'll watch that shitty six man Hell in a Cell match where Rikishi fell into a truck full of hay too.

yeah, i've posted it before. I've been sexless for 15 years now but at least I'm not some delusional incel

Weird. So you don't see yourself adapting to something else ever? Some platonic living arrangement with an old widow to share expenses, where you find each other pleasant. That would be another way to go. Life is so full of possibilities. Killing yourself seems so foreign to me. I was homeless for a bit and found it to be some of the best times looking back; it was a real life experience where I lived by my wits and appreciated what I had and looked forward to the challenge of rebuilding.
It's when I've had all the time and money I needed that I've been depressed. It's when trapped in a hellish relationship with a physically attractive woman that I've been at my lowest.
I'm really looking forward to not such cushy digs soon so I can reclaim that lust for life I'm missing now being isolated and stoned all day.

Consider something else, some other form of friendship or companionship even if it's not some traditional love and sex thing. You don't have to be alone.
Not if it means killing yourself.

Some platonic living arrangement with an old widow to share expenses, where you find each other pleasant.

you cant be serious

You're an incel. Just not delusional

If you pay to have a friend on epal then you still have no friends. If you pay for sex you are still an incel. It's true, what's cope about it?

my brother is, but he's schizoprenic.

I'd be into it. Women are lame until they hit menopause

i love Toni's phat ass

I would rather die alone than be rejected by a female

I'm actually not long out of homelessness myself lad. So I have this place now and my part time job but I can't bring myself to even furnish the flat. Still don't even have flooring down in most of the rooms.

I just go to my part time job then come home. My problem is that I don't believe I can make connections with other people. It feels like what is the point in doing anything, working towards anything, if it all just exists in isolation by myself?

I have no lust for life because I feel like an observer, floating through life but unable to reach out and connect with other people.

but I don't want a girlfriend or sex

Pathetic loser lol

Excellent taste, friend. Her obese kiwi buttocks sustains me in my times of indefinite seclusion.

This is like retard slut logic. The reality is that it's incel cope. I have two autistic cousins who cope away their lives and make up every excuse for literally everything. One of their copes is they're on par with a person who's only dated 1-3 girls in their lives and says it's "oneitis", but the reality is they'll be virgins forever. Another fun cope is that people who drive are low IQ. Actual total derangement, but autistic people NEED to cope to live.

It's better than suicide. The only way you'd have a problem with that is if you're terminally mentally destroyed over never having been laid. And most incels say they're happy to never have sex.

this thread reeks of virginity and india

Fair enough..bless you

I would stick my cock in these women

everyone posts here anonymously. left, right, center.
the only difference this thread shows are the complete losers who already had sex, and those who hadn't.