Gives you diarrhea

gives you diarrhea

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Thought I was on Anon Babble for a sec there thoeverbeit ngl desud

my local little caesars is exclusively run by meth heads

Hot & Sloppa!

Havent had it in 5 years
Used to love it though

zased

I hard shifted from diarrhea to heartburn in my early 20s. I have my heartburn more under control now by doing things like drinking watered down apple cider vinegar and staying far away from Little Caesars.

Their Pretzel Crust pizza is too damn salty. I do not recommend.

thoeverbeit

You losing your virginity is one of them:)

its a perfectly cromulent pizza

It's the hut for me. I eat half of the pizza, which is at least in a semi solid state, but in like 2hrs I expell 2x that weight in pure shit water. I do this weekly

For me it's always starchy dense sour smelling shits when I have cheap pizza. Like heavy shit logs that stink in an artificial way.

Never get spicy pizza either they use the cheapest shittiest chili sauce and it will destroy your digestive system.

it’s not even hot and ready or cheap anymore, might as well pay like 2 dollars more for dominos with coupons

Little Caesars used to be worth it at 5 dollars but now that it's the same price as a large dominos pizza it's simply not worth it. Especially cause it always gives me a stomach ache and diarrhea unlike other chains

from best to worst:
Marco's
Benito's
Papa John's
Dominoes
Pizza Hut
Howie's
Caesar's
Sbarro
Buddy's
Jet's
Happy's
are there any I forgot?

my actual favorite is one called Fonzarelli's but I think they're just one location fifteen minutes from where I live

Based Marco's bro

papa John's above pizza hut

i spent 8 years of my life working there, primarily from age 16 on but there was a break before i came back for 2 final dreadful zoomer coworker filled years

the criminal thing they don't make that I made working there is pretzel bread bites where you cut the breadsticks in half make them pretzely put salt and parmesian on and then even better you get the same cheese sauck on the pizza in a cup on the side heated up to be melty cheese heaven. Ate that almost every break even sometimes when we weren't selling the pretzel pizzas, hated the regular pretzel pizza rather make a red sauce pizza with my secret tricks

not pizza related but

try out those just-add-water microwave chicken chow meins that come in the big plastic tub

don't shit for 23.99 hours

the witching hour strikes and the mogwai in my belly morphs into the gremlin

feel the mother of all shits knocking through my intestines like somebody is tokyo drifting around each bend

trot to the toilet like frightened horse

drop trou

massive turd plonks into the toilet before my cheeks even touch porcelain

it slaps straight down and sticks itself to the toilet from the sheer weight, doesn't even slide into the water - it can't anyway because it's long enough to have beached itself shipwreck style

dense and black and almost square like some kind of judge dredd megacity one looking nutriloaf

whole fucking bathroom REEKS of chow mein. it's almost 1 to fucking 1 the EXACT same smell save for the horribly unmistakable yet undefinable note of "having already passing through a person's body"

gagging from the smell, desperately try to shit, wipe, and flee

smell clings to me, haunting me, for the next hour or more

had to come back in with my breath held and flush 3 more times over the course of that hour to get the massive shit log to lose structural integrity and finally pull apart into more manageable, monkeybread-sized shit rolls that could go down

never again. those chinks are running nuke ops on us

Yeah, but now it only gives you single diarrhea...it used to give it to you twice.

that story is more common than you'd think
t.employee

went from 5 dollars for 20+ years to 6, then to 7. then it 7.49 and finally to 8 in a span of 2 years. Frankly at that price I'll get dominos 2 medium 2 topping deal

way to dox yourself Michigan faggot. Now I'm going to wait outside the pizza restaurant until I see you then give you my pepperoni

i miss sbarro so bad, used to be at my mall and its been gone for years, now all they have are different asian places and mexican places and like one sub shop and i hate the lack of diversity unironically, you should always be able to get a fat slice before or after your movie/shopping spree

Took me a min, but you're right! Back when their trademark was

"Pizza, pizza."

As a kid, I'd always make the joke

"I'd rather have some pussy, pussy."

to make my boys laugh

sounds like as a kid, your mom washed your hands with anti-germ gel every hour, that fucked up your inmune system and as an adult any weak ass microbe can give you the shits.

Casey's

did you know "pizza, pizza" intentionally also sounds like "piece of pizza" took me years working there before I learned this

Marco's

Cheese is sopping grease and always falls off. Slop tier.

Papa John's

Is the worst of the big three. Flavorless pizza.

are there any I forgot?

Rosati's and Mod Pizza. The former is not bad, but the one near me I think is closing down due to both bad management and construction in the area slowing down business. The former is good but run by cucks.

papa johns will always have a place in my heart cause in HS before the school store went gay and healthy (first 2 years) they sold papa johns pizza at lunch and for a spergy kid who hated the school lunch and somehow my parents minimum wage job was too much for me to get free food so they gave me 2 bucks to buy pizza at school most days, was delicious after a hungry day of waiting and never eating breakfast

Marcos is great but really fucking greasy

Deep dish was my go to for special kino nite but they increased the price from $16.99 to $18.99 and I'm so mad I don't wanna get it anymore. The only chain I still supported and ate betrayed us

I live about 5 minutes from Fonzarelli's. Let's meet up and give him the salami and meatball special.

keyed oldfag
i like LC veggie and 3 meat treat, pizza crust isn't good, stuffed crust is pretty good
unfortunately my favourite 'za is spinach alfredo so I have to go to Dominos for that. but only when there's a 50% off promo

it's technically Anon Babble related

he eats franchise pizza

fucking plebs, all of you

wow where i live it was like 8 dollars and they increased it to 10 or maybe 12 finally?

veggie at LCs

wowee when I prepared that we used old and expired oily ass veggies for that every single time, you must really like vegetables cause it was our lowest quality as far as topping goes cause we lowkey hate vegetarians there, i used to really enjoy chopping the onions and green peppers and then we started getting them pre cut which totally lowered the quality, mushrooms could be absolutely gooey and we'd put them on anytime too, the italian seasoning is delicious though and good on every pizza

Shamefully Canadian dollerinos are worth like 2/3 of yours

didn't they used to be worth more like less than 10 years ago?

I don't believe that althougheversobeit

america hasn't contributed anything worthwhile to the world since at least the late 2000s

Donald Trump

very brown in here
gross
i dont participate in brown people threads

massive importation of shitskins

a pizza thread is too brown for you?

mom and pop (pop and pop more like it) queers will get the rope, I'm not paying 30 dollars for your cheese and dough you fucking dagos get a real job at pizza hut

mom and pop (pop and pop more like it) queers will get the rope, I'm not paying 30 dollars for your cheese and dough you fucking dagos get a real job at pizza hut

you have the digestive system of a baby

>mom and pop (pop and pop more like it) queers will get the rope, I'm not paying 30 dollars for your cheese and dough you fucking dagos get a real job at pizza hut

and yet you partake in this "brown people thread".
very curious

i eat chain pizzas too but the audacity to say local places can't make some of the best pizza is insane, most times the more expensive local pizza tastes much better thats just a fact

I know hot and ready was $5 like 12 years ago, then like $7 and now like $9?
Deep dish I only know from the past couple of years cause I was living elsewhere for a while. The Pepperoni/cheese one went from $13.99 to $15.99 in the past couple of months, and the one I mentioned earlier was the 3 meat or whatever it's called

i eat chain pizzas too but the audacity to say local places can't make some of the best pizza is insane, most times the more expensive local pizza tastes much better thats just a fact

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Jet’s Pizza is fucking awesome. What’s your problem with it?

Skill issue

I read this like 3 times and still got it wrong. Yeah, it was on par and even doing better before they fucked the world economy around 2008~2009 then it just went to shit and never recovered

JET!

I just go to Sams Club or Costco

My ex-gf complained about this shit when we were together. I dumped her and kicked her out and she wasn't able to afford living alone so she found some simp to support her. She cheated on him with me and that night I ordered Little Caeser's just to piss her off and made her leave in the morning lol