Why don't they make kinos like this anymore?

Why don't they make kinos like this anymore?

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The Dog-Actor’s Union is apparently a real bitch to work with.

Dog moms would never allow it.

peanut butter shortages

Heard the production was quite ruff.

they changed the rules so that dogs can't play anymore

get Kong

fill with peanut butter

freeze

watch stupid shit dog keep itself entertained for hours trying to complete an impossible task

There's still more sports to do
Bud has a lot of ground to cover still

Buddy prefers vanilla pudding.

I wish I were him, it’d be so much easier.

The movie changed my fucking life

You ever tried to play basketball with a dog? They fuckin stink at it man it isn’t even fun.

Touchdown… Air Bud

Stop playing with a Chihuahua

You ever tried to play basketball with a dog?

yes.

Yes. If by dog you mean your mother, and by basketball you mean sex.

My dog was good at defense.

GOD DAMMIT

The opening dog frisbee catch tournament scene in Flight of the Navigator is so kino.
It's a glimpse into what a White America used to look like, in the 80s, in the morning, in America.

Be Bud.
Checks in.

What's Bud up to these days? Is he still playing sports?

He's fucking dead. He's shooting hoops doggy heaven.

You ever tried to play sex with a your mother? They fuckin stink at it man it isn’t even fun.

Because since that movie they added a rule that dogs can't play basketball

The West takes itself too seriously nowadays.
Search your heart, simple wacky kinos aren't being made nowadays.

Spent a couple of years in prison for domestic abuse charges, you know how it is with professional athletes, got out and tried to reboot his career, ended up working kids parties for the Shriners, at some point he got addicted to percocet (with the pills tucked into a little ball of sliced deli turkey, or tucked into a lump of peanut butter) at some point his heart just gave out and he died, it was a real shame, he was only five y’know.

dang, sounds ruff

Bud and Dunston were both exposed as frequent guests at Epsetin's island

They checked in?

I heard Bud had sex with bitches as young as 1 year, 11 months, and 30 days old. The sick fuck.

It’s a doggy dog world out there

Yeah... no.
That's AI. Dogs can't play basketball.

WRONG

PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *WHEEZE* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Air bud more like Kino bud

they would make all the doggos cgi

Buddy raped me in 1999

You let it happen

Just because I consented and got down on all fours and spread peanut butter all over my asshole does NOT mean it wasn't rape.

They don't have the dog in them no more.

because manchildren exist now