He was 100% correct

He was 100% correct.

No wonder he died alone.

is coffee good for you thread

not accompanied by a pornographic image

Stop busting my balls.

Ok.

making decent coffee is very easy but plenty of places still fuck it up

light and sweet

Woman coffee.

BOY HOWDY GOYIM I SURE DO LOVE THE DOWN HOME SIMPLE THINGS

It brings my heart peace knowing him and all members of his tribe are being tortured for eternity in the pits of hell.

That's how his wife liked her boys.

I bet his opinion on tea was the complete opposite.

I don't drink coffee. I've never liked it.

Get cucked and kill yourself

Have two

I eat my sushi with a spoon and bring a ketchup bottle

suck out the cream sauce from a huge negroni
suck two

What a cuck and dopefiend.

I've worked in kitchens and it encapsulates the lifestyle well. It's pure degeneracy and the reality of so many

love coffee

it rapes my guts and I'm sensitive to caffeine I can't drink it

decaf tastes like shit

just kill me

thank you for your service

don't drink it on an empty stomach

I have two big cups every morning

This is the equivalent of a guy saying that drinking scotch is bullshit because vodka shots will fuck you up faster

o7

He was such a fuckin try hard faggot. Everything about him was so put on. He really thought he "got it" but he didn't and you can tell. Watch him socialize with people you can tell that he thinks he comes off as an easy going cool guy but he doesnt he comes off as someone super concerned with how he looks. thats prolly why hillary had him killed.

the henry rollins of cuisine

tries to be down to earth

still comes off like a pretentious faggot

I'd unironically rather spend time with the man-bun.

holy shit i've been saying this for years and i'm glad to see i wasn't the only person out there with this opinion

Canadian Ideology of Urban Blight Trash

Good Coffee is better than Bad Coffee. Well and Malt Liquor are inferior to a Top Shelf Coctail. He was Henry Rollins for even bigger try hard poseurs.

I'm not the biggest fan of Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential is a good book though, probably ghostwritten), but I really don't understand the frothing rage he incites specifically on this board. Nobody on Anon Babble likes him either but they've moved on to shit talking current chefs instead of exhuming Bourdain's corpse for more beatings.

Ya he really ate the negroni on that one.

why is this guy so opinionated? isn't it the core of a chef to want to experience different things?

underrated

Lol. Bourdain made a living tilting at windmills, looking for an enemy that was just never there. Also no Anthony, you can't meet the cast of Friends no matter how much you try and hint at it.

I honestly don't get people who seethe over ketchup since it's an optional condiment.

He was correct about ending it.

Cooking

Cucking

i dont drink coffee and 2bh idjk why people need this shit like niggas eat right. but w/e each his own.

i also agree with his hot take about mum n pop food > muh atmospheric restaurant experience thatd be $500 bucks plus tip NO refunds

there's 4 completely distinct conversations happening in this thread wtf

and now for number 5!!
Aren't cats cute?

I'd fuck it.

Not sure what you're on about because caffeine literally has no taste. There's plenty of decaf coffee on the market that tastes good.

Everyone dies alone. Even if you are surrounded by people that love you dearly, you die alone.

Everyone dies alone.

What about Kamikaze pilots and suicide bombers?

Thanks Livia Soprano

what about car crashes/plane accidents/scuba accidents/both getting killed at same time. or what about being on massive amounts of drugs when u die and beijng surrounded by entities.

i just want a drink that is pleasant, in a nice environment where i can chat/work, and acts as a delivery system for some kind of drug.

i can't do pubs any more because of alcoholism. so i'll take frothy coffee + hipster bullshit. not worth getting worked up about.

How do you enjoy food? I have no taste. A $1 box of macaroni and cheese tastes really good to me. When I go to restaurants and spend like $30 it pretty much tastes the same. Is food a meme? I mean cavemen ate bugs and shit

I dont want white people to make my coffee

Wow, powerful

Oh dat's a heckin CHONKY BOI

He was just a man with opinions about things he neither made himself, or had any expertise in whatsoever. So when anyone holds him up as the gold standard or any kind of kingmaker or la ti da important man in the world's cuisine, it is as overused as it is misapplied. The entire "appeal" of his show/brand/character was "regular joe goes to X to try the local dish no one in the target audience is likely to have heard of". It was some gstekeeping hipster fetish for new and exotic food so when some adjacent related westernised attempt at a restaurant opened up in a downtown city center, young white people could feel cultured and hoity toity and Lord it over other whites who haven't had the experience as if they were less than.

You're right, I didn't pay $15 for six tiny pieces of doughballs filled with "authentic X culture deep fried in the "correct blah blah blah style of the blabbity blabbity traditional way" because I'm not a pretentious poser taking pictures of my food for my 80 Instagram followers thinking I'll make it to the big leagues of posting opinions from my car on tiktok.

t. Mumford Jr

Writing yourself a little poem for every mundane task bemoaning the right way to live your life is concentrated weakness that SHOULD lead you to kill yourself.

If he meant even a fraction of what he said, he’d just shut the fuck up. But he needed you to know. He might as well just sucked off random strangers.

anybody wanting to police how someone else eats something deserves to have their face bashed in

OH MY GOD IS THAT AUTHENTIC CHINESE GUTTER OIL!? *SLURP* *SLURP*

He killed himself over a woman and left his small child without a father. That's all you need to know about him. He was a faggot and a coward and I'm glad he's dead.

Thank you for making me laugh.

glad this jew is dead

Ahem

i read kitchen confidential but not the other ones

Gordon Ramsay had a show where he served celebrities at one of his restaurants and some comedian came on and ordered a "fried egg" and Ramsay had a meltie. Like nigga, the stuff you serve at your establishment is literally going to be shit in a toilet in 24 hours. Chefs need to get the fuck over themselves. Chefs are in the only profession where literally everything they touch turns to shit. This knowledge must drive them crazy and instill an inferiority complex in them. "Oh see this meal that you labored over for hours? I'm going to paint my porcelain bowl like Jackson Pollock with it later".

That's the one that I meant and the one that got him famous. I enjoyed it. Did you

Oh Lawd He Comin!

this dude made his whole lifestyle revolve around food so disparaging people for being passionate about a beverage is hypocritical and childish but especially performative

You’re not getting your precious (you) for rephrasing your post

goddamn this thread sucks lmao. you're all easily baited spaz faggots

even if you're seconds apart, you'll still be apart in queue at the pearly gates while st peter checks you out
there's something like 150,000 deaths a day, and minus the jews and the atheists who go straight to hell, the queue fills up fast

Anon I’m gonna let you in on a little secret:
I initiated about 3 of these arguments by being intentionally provocative. This website is completely dead and is largely populated by Indian and Israeli posters who are extremely easy to bait. This is basically the only way to keep threads from dying.

i wont enter the queue right away

top jej

perfect comparison
insufferable, self-important, petulant turds both

it's fair to linger
especially if you've got unfinished business

be foodfag

x is just a beverage, bro

seems to discredit his career a bit

For me, it's black coffee with a glazed donut

Just drink Ecco bro

nightmares of ass rape

Have a light sweet coffee
Have two

Fish on rice, dipped in onions sauce

That will be $500 please

lmao

Are you zoomoids even aware how obvious it is that you're seething when you add this to your post?

NTA but it's good, I suspect my enjoyment would've been higher had I read it when it came out given how much of the "confidential" info is now common knowledge

his television shows were very popular and with Andrew Zimmern were a big part of the push for showing Americans other countries and their cuisines. Bourdain's was opinionated (liberal to be specific, early 2010s liberalism was his golden zone ironically enough) and had an image part intellectual, part edgy bad boy (worn down as his viewpoints became mainstream), and part man of the world.
in short he's everything your average post 2016 era tv fag would despise, so he winds up in the same category as carlin where we get these threads filled with seething for long dead dudes.

Funniest part about Bourdain specifically is he was an outspoken supporter of US policy in the balkans back in the 90s and girlbossed Hillary over it

lmao look at this geezer ong fr fr