Good movies to watch while having a fever?

Good movies to watch while having a fever?

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broken arrow

apocalypse now redux

Are you a lizard?

fever

looks like you're freezing to death with that temp

Body Heat

fpbp

americans

You're freezing global?

92 Dracula, free on youtube

Think of the last movie you want want to watch before you die mate, that's grim

It's wednesday Homer

Anything from David Lynch will mantain the fever

See this is a basic joke setup. The OP's temp is in C which is easily convertible to F. But the anons wanted to banter a bit with a very basic joke setup, wherein they can pretend to be stupid and act like the temp is in F rather than C.

Maybe I need to throw peanuts at you, so your monkey brain can understand. Maybe I need to do it for a couple of million years, so you can evolve into something beyond a subhuman ape.

That's pretty high, Anon. If it gets worse quickly have a cold shower to keep your temperature down.
After that watch Silver Bullet.

so everyone is sick this week?

i was Ubering an indian family and all of them were coofing on me, i thought it was a joke at first because it was the kids, the mom and the dad all coofing in my car.

they didnt even cover their mouth, it was very disturbing. I thought maybe they were allergic to dust or something so i opened the windows and they were still coofing nonstop for the 20min trip.

and of course 3 days later i started feeling sick and yesterday i wake up with a flu

"Wednesday" doesn't have the same ring.

I took it from pinterest, i was to lazy to picture my termomether, it's around those numbers still.

any dumb movie where you don't need to use your brain, last time i was with fever i watched kung pow and drank cold giger lemon tea, i laughed and felt better after

Watch cartoons at low volume, but honestly you should be resting you retard.

A kung fu kino might be great, maybe Drunken Master

Twilight.
I don't like the movies or the books but I enjoy them when I am sick for some reason.
Caught swineflu in 2009 and read through two of the books.

No Hard Feelings.

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Isn't 39 degrees kind of cold? I'm usually around 100 degress.

Yes, hello there!
(Sent from the moon)

Does that mean you're pregnant?

(Sent from the moon)

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that means you are pregnant, not sick

You got the bird flu. You're done for

Austin powers

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But they said I couldn't get pregnant from anal

Princess Bride so you'll relate to the kid more

I've seen her butthole

Pretty cool that my message could reach all the way from the moon to what ever shithole that is.

Philadelphia

Contagion.

Irreversible

Pussy.

Sleep

Inland empire

If you want to go full fever dream mode

Natural born killers

if you need easier watching but still want that fever dream feel

Salo

Seeing as your a euro this movie should appeal to you

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MST3K

may i recommend return to the 36th chamber, two champions of shaolin, or my finest vintage, 5 deadly venoms?

Lower than room temperature

Sooo... you're a corpse?

Celsius

MIGHT AS WELL BE A CORPSE, PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHA

Its a shame we can take that temperature more accurately via the anus. Would you like that OP? Let's have a gander at that asshole.

Kek

Sadly the usage of celsius means that OP's anus is most likely unusable due to being sealed shut with muslim immigrant semen.

i only get a fever like once every 5 years, I almost feel like I'm missing out on real annual sickness

yeah thats what I like to do if im bedridden all day