Nah, it was great

What?

I read someone describe it as saying something is "it's okay" compared to "it's okay!". I felt like the latter version. Certainly helped I was actually interested in Walker and Sentry and they were both entertaining in the movie.

Sad movie is bad. More at 11

the hug made me cry, desu

bob was kind of a 'literally me' character for me, it wasn't a movie for normies

normies like that Bob's story explores mental illness abuse and depression

Anon Babble likes that Bob is a Literally Me but with Superpowers

Tumblr wants to fuck him

everyone likes Bob.

I'm a Taskmasterhead too. But they wouldn't refund my ticket. So I said I was going to my car to get my gun. But never went back inside once I heard the police sirens.

I haven't seen it yet but was he experimented on like steve & bucky it was he like thor?

Here's that big fucking twist you wanted

Movie may have done better with their girl on girl chemistry. nu-avengers looks like cranky people's bitchfest

what "Project Sentry" actually did to Bob is really unclear, we just now it made him absurdly powerful, to the point Val believes he is possibly stronger than Thor or Hulk.

Wonder if that was the first time she was in the same room as any of the other actors
She clearly didn't film her 5 seconds unmasking scene on the same day

I'm sad

come into my sad-matrix

okay I feel happy again

everyone is released from sad-matrix

this guy has the lamest superpower ever

tinfoil in mac and cheese pot

Is this some quirky female hipster shit?

WHY IS THERE TIN FOIL IN THE POT

How are people supposed to care about these literally who "avengers"

Reading stories on earlier drafts that included her not dying she seemed like she would've fit fine. But maybe not if you wanted to keep your movie at the length they fit it into. I dunno. Real trooper though for showing up to the premiere all smiles. Bet that leaves some doors open to her.

By watching the movie.

Didn't you read the doom & secret wars leaks nothing in these films actually matter because the entire earth gets reshaped by doc doom into battle world

you don't get it

Bucky and Walker being on the same team bugs me a little. An argument could be made that Bucky helped ruin Walker's life.

And I never understood Ghost's presence on the team. What trauma has she gone thru? Bob didn't need to see into everyone's hidden pain, but Ghost's character could have benefitted from it.

The old movies had Iron Man and Captain America on the poster, why would anyone but some marvel superfan want to see squad of unknown generic protagonists who aren't even well known actors

This movie was literally "ok what bad guys do we have left living who we can stuff into this team"

she was the best part of ant man 2, don't blame you for not remembering/not haven't seen it but she's pretty tortured in that movie
she wasn't able to control her powers and she could die from them, also she was in a prison her whole life

movie magic!

God she looks just like my whore ex here. Fucking bitch

That's a good question. Maybe it's a heating thing? I have no idea why you'd put tin foil in.

silly pig

Elaine mogging everyone besides olga

pullman mogging everyone, period*

I only sort of saw his dad before. That picture I see it clearly. It's genuinely young Bill Pullman.

I was gonna make fun of you for knowing and posting all of this, but I'm just as autistic.

probably for easy swap outs during multiple takes. pugh looks like she can eat a lot of mac, i bet the spit bucket wasn't needed here.

Walker carried the movie. Reminded me of the sort of friction we saw from the first Avengers team up.

yes a great shit

i'm just so glad the black isn't in it.

Elaine will always be Elaine to me. She mogs no one. Her silly dancing has sullied her image for all time.

Any of the characters in this movie is 100x times more likeable than Captain Nigger.
It's hilarious they thought fucking Anthony Mackie could carry a solo movie, let alone being the leader of the franchise.

I lowkey like her face
It's cozy to look at
It's made to be gently squeezed and kissed

falcon and winter soldier was truly embarassing to watch. i didn't even see the movie but i assume its pure shit.

It's like a ghetto way to drain the pasta. You get tin foil and lift it out and make like a lip to drain the water into the pot and then you pour the water out and put the pasta back. Some pro saying movie magic, but I've seen people use it to make like a wierd strainer without any holes. It sort of works, it's better that using a fork to make a lip for a ton of pasta to fall into the sink.

I walked out of the theater immediately and got my ticket refunded.

At the very literal, the-credits-are-starting, end of the movie?

the actresses seemingly wish to be paired up again

I hope they are. Hailee/Kate and Florence/Yelena are really funny and cute together. They've got a good frenemy dynamic going on. I haven't wanted to see more out of a duo since Sam and Bucky in Civil War. Hopefully we'll get to see more of them together at some point.

Agreed.

Ok but why is he so based bros?

Very enjoyable. Much better than Madam Web.

make retard tier character

soldier/super serum/no self control/ego issues

racists think he's based coz white dude killed hamas lite variant terrorist

is an absent dad to a black baby

lol they really knew the type of guy who liked us agent.
surprised they didn't reveal that he's bisexual to twist the knife

Literally like 70% of normies have “mental health issues” lmao.
True, he was way more interesting in his evil superman form. Like wtf kind of stakes are there if he doesn’t even kill anyone?

What if Lena jacked Bob off to calm him down?

It's always funny listening to Normalfag mental health """problems""". It's always stupid shit like 'oh I'm so le lonely'.

What are you 12 years old?

The movie flopped, sisters. You can stop shilling it now

First success MCU has had in turning z list characters into potential a list characters since Guardians of the Galaxy

You didn't watch the movie. In the movie and the comics he gets his powers from smoking methamphetamine

I did see the movie. That has nothing to do with what I said.

Box office isn't breaking records but they're on track to make money instead posting a loss and it's the probably their best critically reviewed movie since No Way Home

That's because people with real mental health problems are usually really tedious and annoying, making them non-sympathetic and generally very unlikable as characters. There's a reason why most homeless people have mental health problems, yanno?

It's making less money than Cap 4, which flopped lmao

Yes exactly what Bob has in the movie, just edgy teenager “life is meaningless, we are all alone, I am useless and want to die” shit.

Bob at least had some valid reason to feel like shit (abusive parents, druggie, etc.) I'm mainly talking about the normalfags who live a pretty comfortable live overall but act like it's the end of the world because they can't get their dick wet.

72% Sunday to Monday drop

Needs $450m to break even

Flopping overseas

Yeah not happening

Could he beat Superman?

Marvel has a serious lack of superpower heroes at the moment. Everyone is basically just a super soldier or black.

Probably, yeah. But he'll never be normal, ever. It's over.

it would be a fun fight, but only snyder has the autistic visual sensibilities to pull it off properly

Their company was built around street level heroes like Spider-Man/Wolverine/Daredevil/Punisher. Before the movies, even Iron Man and Thor weren't very well known.

We have Cloe Moretz at home

The Chloe Moretz at home

Sentry is not a super soilder, he's a full on Supes clone

Most homes have a fridge.

Yes, decisively. The spectre of his capabilities is wider and their magnitude is way higher.
Even if to compare them at their highest Sentry will still defeat him.

He's also useless as fuck

do they gangbang pughssy?

Yeah, they re-enacted the end of the book version of Stephen King's IT, which was especially weird since they weren't lost in the sewer.

Always the plan, my friend. It's just marketing. The original title was Thunderbolts*. The end of the movie is the TWIST that they're the new avengers (which doesn't mean they're the NEW Avengers team, they're a separate team called the NEW AVENGERS). Hope this helps.

It won't be hard, considering they're far more likable than the line-up of what the actual new avengers team is going to be.

yeah, the first marketing campaign that aimed to leave money on the table