This was good.
This was good
One of the best gothic horror movies ive ever seen. Every shot was so good. The costumes, the sets, the framing, the coloring. I love it.
it was alright but it wasnt scary at all which i found disappointing. i still remember the dread i felt watching the vvitch. egghead has never been able to capture that again
there was nothing scary on witch
it had a couple of jumpscares, usually jump scares always get me but here I just felt annoyed at the cinema speakers blowing out my ears. it's true there wasn't much dread but like the previous anon said it was a fucking gorgeous movie, i wasn't scared but my eyes were feasting
watch more movies, get better taste. this was Eggers worst movie by far, and just a bad movie in general. looks nice but the plot and pacing is so retarded it overshadows any aesthetic value it has
Lily Rose Depp's giant frontal lobes were reminiscent of Gary Oldman's haircut in Dracula
Actually the pacing was a massive improvement over the shitty book
I have great taste and this movie is his best. YOU have bad taste!
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i wish i was lower IQ like you guys so i could enjoy more things. ignorance is bliss
if you think the book was good you are (genuinely, no memeing) plenty low iq already
it x10 was better than this movie
How kino is it when blood hits the wall
Eggers's best work was The Lighthouse
Did you mean the witch
No, although that would be second
Herzog version mogs
Does Eggers drop some Eggers? If so I'll wait on this one until it will be funny again - if not I will have to inspect the film immediately
Lily depp was terrible in this and broke my immersion whenever she was on screen
I could do with less hysterics from the bitch.
cheat on your husband with your rapist
Lol
Woman moment
I'm going to kill that bastard
no Thomas, lily must blow Nosferatu
This was mid
This and Northman both sucked
Cope of highest order by a readlet.
Why the heck is Eggers so misogynistic?
It had really good scenes, sadly none of them included the vampire or the girl.
nah, it was dumb as shit, embarrassing really, specially for skaasgard and SPECIALLY for deep
orlok was laughable and her acting was just probably the worst of the decade in a Hollywood movie
It's really good until dracula starts speaking.
Then it feels like it drags for another 4 hours.
I could barley understand the cunt
Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Emma Corrin were the only good parts. Movie in general was dumb as shit and not scary in the least bit. Willem Dafoe had nothing to do and his character was redundant.
Why did the gypsies stab the vampire?
Not falling for it
Why/how did he groom his hair? He's a monster, why would he care about he looks
I liked it. Always hated the whole romantic vampire shit! Liked that Orlok like the original looked like a big hideous monster. That he was a full on asshole
Did he fuck up showing her picture
I could almost defend the rest of this scene by excusing the mounting as an artistic depiction of his perverted style of bloodsucking, and not actual penetrative sex, but this one shot kind of fucks with that whole theory so it's kind of impossible to defend. I really wanted to like this movie and most of it was pretty good, but they shat the bed with the final scene by adding this cuck shit.
this was Eggers worst movie by far, and just a bad movie in general
You mean The Northman, right? That movie was literal dogshit.
Name a good movie
I gotta admit the trailer looked very good, thanks for the reminder, anon.
man, this crashout is wild anon
it's a great anti-feminist movie masquerading as a feminist movie, sorry you couldn't get into it
To kill it. Turns out it works. All they had to do was stab Dracula
man, this crashout is wild anon
Why do you talk like a twitter tranny?