The solution to incel chuds is mandatory cute white gfs

the solution to incel chuds is mandatory cute white gfs

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Marvel hit jackpot with these two

This faggot reminded me of every useless drug addict I've ever met. Stupid, gullible, alternates between god delusions and suicide. Blames his parents for everything even though he's in his 30s. Depressed girls go gaga over him and then whine when it turns out he's completely unreliable for even basic adult behaviors. It says a lot about zoomer society that they relate to this fucking waste.

I'd stick with her, if you catch my drift.

I wonder what the character would have been like if Steven Yuen or Dev Patel had played him. The age gap might have meant they'd have downplayed the romantic angle between him and Yelena.

met cute schizo

instantly fell for him

Women

He’s literally me

Inject a slight amount of romance and genuine human emotion

Suddenly the cape slop is watchable

It's insane that they essentially lucked into this casting, without it the movie wouldn't work much at all. I also like her relationship with her Dad and I liked Walker's redemption arc, I don't know why it's taken them like 7 years to realize people like it when characters have interpersonal relationships and aren't prattling on about bullshit macguffins

bro... i'm him?

...Yeah, that's literally me.

depressed burn out meth head

blessed with super powers, a cool group of super friends and a qt Russian assassin gf

Do I need to start doing meth?

are you cute, charming and ripped like him?

Am pretty sure the ripped part is part of the superpowers

russian

white

Slavs are white.

No Sir gay they aren't

lmao no
no they're not

age gap? They're all around the same age

No we're not. We have actual values.

tfw one of them will definitely die in Doomsday

goddamit man

I'm skitzo and on meds, why can't I get a gf?

you get your government issued mandatory gf

its a pig in a lipstick

lol

No, we're not.

Jebem ti mater.

~70% of russia and dropping.

I dont think they'll kill either.
Yelena is one of the few female characters confirmed in Doomsday, they wouldn't kill her.
Sentry will likely be used as a stand-in for Molecule Man.

They better not.
They really need to stop killing off the female characters. The good ones & evil ones.

>its a pig in a lipstick

don't kid yourself, most men settle for WAY less

the solution is the status quo. unloveable men should suffer in loneliness

muh skin color

kys asap pls

What a retard.

They're gonna quicksilver this guy so hard. They aren't smart enough to write bag guys who can beat people with super speed or super super powers. They're gonna have either kang or Robert doomsday Jr kill him or send him to the phantom zone to show how strong they are.

My favorite moment was "accidental hand holding", awkward pause and long longing stare Yelena gave him there.

I liked Walker's arc, but the bad writing of TFATWS still partly fucked it up because the Walker we see in Thunderbolts is the prick he was supposed to be all along. He was humble and likable in the show, so now it seems like he actually regressed as a character. Also, when he entered the void, why didn't we see his time in Afghanistan? They made a point in the show that it was "the worst day of his life" iirc

Rumors said John. Better not be but I can see them doing it to piss off his fans.

based retard

TFATWS

really

If he sacrifices himself in a heroic manner it would be the final nail in his redemption arc. I wouldn't mind that. But if he dies randomly just so Doom could flex his powers it would suck.

Dude Bob already died and came back twice on the same movie. One of Sentry's powers is being immortal, he already died several times in the comics. The only thing that keep him from coming back was Bob giving himself amnesia and trying to live as a regular dude.

I'd rather die than have pugh forced on me

I was talking about John Walker. As far as the Sentry goes, I'm aware he's come back from the dead.
Dr. Strange had to create a spell and cause everyone to forget about Bob which is how he was "defeat" initially.

IRL you have to put in the work yourself.

...is mandatory cute brown gfs

Fixed for you. Gib Moner.

I would like Pugh to look at me like that while she gently lays a hand on my chest

pug

cute

He's legit a schizo like Moonknight, her parents being shit is just the cherry on top.

t. cant fug the pug

It's a superhero hero movie.

Superman: born with super powers including bodybuilder muscles.

Spiderman: Nerd who gets bitten by a radioactive/genetically engineered spider and gets spider sense, super reflexes, super strength(along with muscles)

Captain America: Nerd who is injected with the super soldier serum and gets Olympian level bodily enhancements along with muscles.

She's lesbian

Slavs are White

Russia actually has multiple ethnic groups like Chechens, Siberia Asians and even Georgians and Armenians. Russians just happen to be the largest ethnic group in Russia for now at least. White Russians are having some kind of population crises probably because decades of communism/marxism fucked up Russia.

the bad writing of TFATWS still partly fucked it up because the Walker we see in Thunderbolts is the prick he was supposed to be all along. He was humble and likable in the show, so now it seems like he actually regressed as a character.

He lost his best friend and that's what pushed him into being an asshole, he was supposed to be a boy scout that didn't mind getting dirty for the USA on the show, he wasn't an asshole at all until he got bitter because Lamar was killed, his wife left him and has the tarnished reputation of being fired as Captain America.

Also, when he entered the void, why didn't we see his time in Afghanistan? They made a point in the show that it was "the worst day of his life" iirc

Marvel doesn't have the nuance to do a scene like that. They always sweep under the rug whatever evil or questionable things their hero did/does.

They said they didn’t show the other Bolts’ “rooms” because it would bog down the climax.
I’m just glad they didn’t trauma wank Bucky again, he’s better now

Is thunderbolts worth a pirate?

is there even a solid non-cam yet?

I'd say yes, but not with cam quality
either wait for a good rip or see it properly

The solution to white roastie whores with Daddy issues is to force them to work for a living!!!FACT!!!

Shut up faggot

Shut up faggot

I bet you can tell a mans age, ethnicity and credit score based on the taste of his semen just like the rest of the "men" in your non-forking family tree!!!FACT!!!

pig face

barrel body

pancake tits

"cute"

What happened to this place, Anon Babble used to have the best waifus

holy projection

hope some future scientist puts that nigger lover on the 2025 list

whiter than you brown zoomer mutt