As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much...

As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.

Sir yes sir

Tell me about the fucking golf shoes

you see wat god just did to us mannnnn

HOLY JESUS WHAT ARE THESE GOD DAMN ANIMALS

be me

le gonzo man

remember i was supposed to write a book or something

stay home and get high

just make it all up

Journalism

I like the little smile that slowly faded away from Tobey Maguire’s face when they first encounter him. Then he is smiling strangely when they run into him again

Whats ypur favorite book?

FINISH THE FUCKING STORY

I miss excessive drug binges. Good times.

He actually says here "here's your half of the sunshine acid. Eat it."

chewie louie

All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet. What a fool I was to defy him.

Genuinely a top 3 book to movie adaption desu. Too bad most of Thompsons other writing isn't as good, his prose in the book is tremendous.

I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.

SOMEONE IS GIVING BOOZE TO THESE GODDAMN ANIMALS

Usually i regret going on drug binges these days.

FINISH THE FUCKING STORY!!
What about the gpes?

dude let's just do le drugs 24/7 and just fuck our lives up LMAO

uhh nice, carry on then...

let’s get down to brass tacks: how much for the ape

WE WANTED STRONG DRINK

Imagine thinking your life is superior to anyone else when you spend your time trolling in a mongolian basket weaving forum.

don't abuse drugs? you must think you're superior huh???

druggy "logic" lmao

Him shifting between a condescending sober and psychotic fucked up-ness cracks me up.

What’s the score here? What’s next?

You know who did loads of drugs? Sherlock Holmes. Bet you feel pretty stupid now.

Anon Babble loves a drunk. They took our pass and set us loose among the boards.

Then some angry retard posts in your thread and you think Jesus God what is happening!?

I feel pity for you. Try harder.

We have to get out of the board before that faggot finds a janny.

worst part of my life. really bad "friends" and really scary situations in retrospect.

good movie

ONE PILL MAKES YOU LARGER

is that a cheez-it?

anybody who knows anything knows that

How spoiled were these actors that got to play cool roles that made them stars. Not anymore though, haha.

i should buy a bag of coke tonight i'm bored as shit. we're all going to die lfg

fuck our lives up

Thompson was a Ph.D who met with US Presidents, had a nationally syndicated column, and became a cult literary hero. IRL Gonzo was a licensed attorney active in the Hispanic civil rights movement, though he did die "while swimming" sometime in the 70s.

I’m done with powders and pills but the second I get back to southern commiefornia I’m making a San Pedro cactus mescaline brew. Mescaline is basically the health food of hard drugs anyways.

The movie bombed. Nobody involved got a career boost from it. Depp was already ascending to Hollywood A-lister status from his work with Tim Burton and Del Toro was already a well known character actor from films like the Usual Suspects.

That said, Duke and Gonzo are probably the coolest and best roles Depp and Del Toro played and that minding that both have played a lot of fun and interesting characters over their careers.

WHEN THE TRUTH IS FOUND

Coke always makes me feel to anxious to enjoy it. Then i come down and get depressed. Pretty sure it is made from toxic shit. Dunno why its some peoples favorite drug. Probably the most stepped on drug until fenty made its way into all the dope

MOTHER OF GOD…THERE I AM. HOLY FUCK

glad I did all my dumb shit before the bugs figured out they can synthetically make a shitload fent with very little opium
You went way too far if you started hanging out with drug people. I had and still have a good sense of when people are taking shit too far and cut myself off from them before they could drag me down with them. Only had to do it a few times and pretty much everyone except 1 ended up homeless for a while or some fucked up shit but that's because his mom is rich af

DUDE DRUGS LMAO

t. boring ass squares

Maybe it's just the stuff I've tried was dogshit but imo coke is by far one of the most overrated drugs I've tried. It's like somewhat stronger caffeine and then the worst anxiety and comedown of your life, and on top of that it costs an arm and a leg? I figure it's a psyop to scam rich people

I've tried a relatively broad range of substances and my personal opinion is

weed / hash

should be legal, fine in moderation, love the stuff

ketamine

retarded drug for retarded people (should be legal in the specific instance of medical trials for depression though)

shrooms

unironically good for you in moderation and when done with a baseline amount of care, not even on the same threshold as anything else in this list. The fact they're criminalised is baffling to me

coke

see above, overrated

MDMA

fun to do every now and then but I can't stand the comedown, a worthwhile life experience,

3mmc/4mmc

really fucking fun, great designer drug, but fundamentally it's still a rave drug for people with unhealthy lifestyles, comedown not as bad as MDMA or cocaine but still kinda fucky
Long term I'd say weed and shrooms are the only ones I'll keep doing into old age and would recommend without hesitation, everything else is fundamentally unhealthy and will completely fuck you up if you let it go too far. I wanna try acid one day but unsure whether I really 'need' to, I get my psychedelic itch scratched by shrooms just fine

Ketamine is absolutely kino and you are retarded

acid can be a lot of fun but its long ride and theres no getting off

am I just doing it wrong? I've never kholed, I've done it three times and my experiences were as follows

did it once with a girl as a teenager, did a couple lines, felt really fucking good and relaxed and then got head on it

did a couple keys once in my university kitchen with a friend who'd gotten back from clubbing, just felt kinda wavey and dipped

did a substantial amount while drunk clubbing with a friend who had some, basically just made me feel a sort of psychedelic version of being drunk, up until I realised I was losing the ability to speak and/or move so I crawled home immediately before I did something stupid

Beyond that all I know is that you take too much, you khole, and that's been universally described to me as "not a good time". what more is there to it?

he did die "while swimming" sometime in the 70s.

hmmm nope

Classic question but how would you meaningfully distinguish it from a shroom trip? I ask because when you say

its long ride and theres no getting off

I've tended to manage quite well on shrooms, done it several times and never had a bad trip, super careful with set/setting, but I'm curious to know if there's some fundamental difference in the nature of acid tripping beyond just acid being more 'intense'

you take too much, you khole, and that's been universally described to me as "not a good time"

Maybe it's a bad time if you're doing it at a rave like a retard. The khole is where I want to be right now.

A reminder to listen to the commentary track
youtu.be/lrj2XSGvfTw?si=9FRbBvmdYnGRfU1l

Sherlock Holmes was a fictional character, druggie nigger. But whatever makes you feel better about yourself, degenerate.

You're not cool or special for being a drug addicted faggot

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go jerk off for the 3rd time today

never said I was anon. I don't think anyone needs drugs to be cool. But drugs in and of themselves can be pretty cool, just depends on which ones and how you do 'em. You ever drank alcohol before, or been drunk? I'm not saying that having a beer after work makes you the same as the fent zombies of philly, but I am saying that you are overly dogmatic with where you draw your lines of what is acceptable and what is degenerate. I'm literally a white, straight, catholic christian with a thriving career and a long term relationship.

ENTER

I miss 420chan so much bros :(

we can definitely agree that ketamine is a retarded drug to do as a rave/party drug, given all it does from my perspective is

make you feel like a weird version of being drunk if you take a little

make you physically incapable of moving/khole if you do too much

which is part of why I consider it retarded given everyone I've met who does it does it as a rave drug

are you saying it has another use in which the khole is somehow 'good'? please elaborate
I still won't do it because it's horse tranquilizer but I'm curious nonetheless

come up is about the same but the peaks are longer and more often. visuals were the big difference for me. a lot more melty. if youre good at shrooms and dose smart you dont have much to worry about. same rules apply but it might a little easier to get caught in negative thought loops. challenge is remembering youre on drugs enough to not freak out but not think about how you need to not freak out for 6-10 hours. just need to have more of a plan to make sure it goes well.
also i stopped because it was fucking with my blood pressure and i felt like my fingers were going to explode. never ruined a trip but i figure it cant be good for me. so maybe dont do it if you have blood pressure or heart issues

I still won't do it because it's horse tranquilizer

That's a retarded reason to not do something. Veterinary medicine overlaps quite a lot with human medicine. Ketmine is medically used for humans too anyway. I won't answer your question because you're clearly retarded and not worth the effort. I bet you believed the mainstream media demons when they tried to slander ivermectin as a treatment for covid because it's also used for horses. Get fucked retard, I hope you fucking die unironically in real life.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

at least one of those was not k and all of it was cut with something like coke or mdma

lol, lmao even
thanks for proving my original point
interesting. In that case I probably won't try it till I'm in a far better place in life, not that I'm in a bad place now but I really really don't want to have a bad trip and the negative feedback loop stuff always spooked me. On shrooms I've found even with intense trips I've managed a good enough combination of

being with good people

doing something cool to keep my mind on good things (like a movie or music or smoking a cig)

being in physical environment that makes me feel joyful or at least safe

I also find that like you say simply not being a retard and remembering it's just a trip is such a hack.

Then again I sometimes wonder whether acid might provide me with some truly crazy shit like machine elves or whatever which has always sounded cool, but really - do I NEED to do it? Not really. Shrooms functions perfectly as a means of 'checking in' on myself every few months or have a wacky experience and I don't think I need much more than that.

Any funny trip stories you wanna share?

why would you cut ketamine with coke anon
that said I wouldn't disagree that a large proportion of synthetic drugs are laced or cut to shit, it's probably why I've always thought coke sucks, because actually proper quality unlaced coke has probably been nonexistent for decades by this point unless you're really rich.

thanks for proving my original point

heh heh joke's on you, I was trying to gatekeep retards like you from ketamine all along, and it looks like I succeeded :)

nigga why would you want to gatekeep a positive experience from someone? And why do you think someone not wanting to do a drug after being told it's just as good as ivermectin is a mark of retardation? I asked you a question in good faith. What's so special about ket?

once i thought i was going to have a great time taking 2g shrooms and watching godzilla x kong but as soon as i saw old grey kong an instrusive suicidal thought hit me and i couldnt get off it until i went into the kitchen to cook some sausages and i woke up on the floor some time later. only time i ever lost time with drugs. got a concussion and fucked up my whole left side when i fell. took me 2 weeks to recover. lmao

damn that's fucking awful
I did 2g of shrooms and watched dune 2 and it was exactly as awesome as I expected it would be. If you haven't yet I cannot recommend that shit enough

Nobody asked pleb.
t. actual psychonaut who thinks you're being a tremendously pompous fag about gatekeeping ur preshiss druqs
Not everyone is you (read: not everyone is autistic and go get a blogspot or something, dork)

this dude had no friends growing up lmao

As someone who has never done less than 4g at a time, how do you fuck yourselves up that bad on just 2? Are you guys like 90lb and 4'11"?

why do you immediately assume I'm trying to express pompous superiority? I'm just sharing my opinion, I'm really not inherently superior to anyone here, and I look down on gatekeeping.
you sound pretty bitter for a so-called psychonaut

the last time i did acid i watched godzilla minus one without subs. best movie i have ever seen.

Don't know about the other guy but beyond the normal variations you'll get in potency from one batch to another but 2g isn't necessarily meant to fuck me up. I'd consider that to be on the stronger side of a museum dose, meant to make me trip and see some stuff but fundamentally still keep me in control (so that I can still somewhat focus on a movie). 3.5-4g +fasting is what I do if I really want to trip the fuck out and even then I still stay within a certain degree of control and awareness.

*But beyond the normal variations you'll get in potency from one batch to another, 2g isn't necessarly

said 'but' twice incorrectly

you say that like it's a bad thing

all druggies deserve life in prison

first off, its very important to clarify if youre doing fresh or dry. in the US its almost always dry but in the rest of the world youll run into fresh more often. fresh can weigh 10x as much
secondly, not all shrooms are equal. mine come straight from a lab. 4g of year old dust from your weednigger might not even be threshold.
and C, tolerance alligns with the IQ bellcurve. if you can take 4g of high quality dried shrooms no problem then you are probably a retard but i can rule you out as a superior specimen

were all in prison. and thats why i do drugs

tolerance alligns with the IQ bellcurve. if you can take 4g of high quality dried shrooms no problem then you are probably a retard but i can rule you out as a superior specimen

woah what? Any further reading on this?

t. 135-40

Hmmmm maybe it's the entire faggy essay you penned that nobody asked for that gave me that impression, dweeb...

can you define what a 'druggie' is to you anon?
Is it anyone who does drugs at all? Or is the line more complicated?

You didn't ask me to write it but I didn't ask you to read it anon
I'm using this board to make posts
what more do you expect?

this movie is what sodabrain nerds that never took drugs think drugs are like

is this anon right?

Back door beauty?

No. Everyone ITT is gay and lame except for me BTW

Incorrect anon. That would be me.

It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull.

The question mark was emphasized.