How do you stop him?

anti material rifle to the cranium

Why does he have a goon grip

To hold his battle axe

If they were really inspired by HR Giger then where are the tits and/or penises?

What the hell is this

belugasaurus

If he had some exposed brain and was super smart I could sanction this buffoonery, but it doesn't work as the main baddie alone

sharpie in pooper

That massive dome would obscure his vision directly in front of him. That's a shit predator.

19 niggers

Stage 5 boss from Cadillacs & Dinosaurs

By not watching the movie. LOL

jurassic park was special because it had plausible, if not authentic, dinosaurs. if they insist upon mutant monster dinosaurs then it's over. might as well watch a godzilla movie.

Stairs. Just like ED-209.

Space Godzilla from Kong v Godzilla 3

Tell him it feels better with the "unknown stranger".

Gareth Edwards literally reused his Muto prototype in Jurassic Park

Recast Ellie

Use a spoon to scoop off it's head. Then choke on the cocoa powder you inhaled.

i wouldnt do a single thing
i would sit down and listen to what it had to say, and thats what nobody did

Theres a second mutant we havent seen, based off a Raptor and Pteranodon

This franchise is so cooked. The only thing that can save it is a big budget miniseries period piece that's faithful to Crichton's novel.
This hideous Cloverfield shit does not belong.

SHEPARD

By pretending nothing after JPIII exists.

Dogshit designs

Dinosaurs do not and have never existed.

Which is why it's best to depict them as scaly lizard monsters.

I wish we would get big budget miniseries' for Crichton's other books. Like Prey or Timeline.

Dude me too. Kino toy

R E T A R D E D

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I wonder if Jurassic World Evolution 3 is getting delayed because they have no idea how to implement this piece of shit?

And Sphere.

It's like a more literal blend of gorilla and whale

Watch Monsters by him you will realize he has been using the same lanky creature design for more than 15 years. Absolute hack

I wouldn't have done anything. I would have listened cause that's what no one ever did.

dont tell the the TWEEEEST is going to be that this is the original Jurrassic Park T-rex that has been mutated.

JW1 is better than JP2 & JP3

It would seem that way if you're a zoomer brownoid.

by not watching the shit movie

We're gonna need a special team...

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