Previously on The Shield

SUCK IT

They made you....SUCK?!

THIS GUY IS JUST, JUST PISSING ALL OVER US

YOU'RE JUST A NIGGER WITH A FAGGOT NIGGER SON

WE KILLED... A COP

Get over it. Don't bring it up again.

I'm not gay...

WHEN I TELL YOU TO SUCK MY DICK YOU SAY WANT ME TO LICK YOUR BALLS, DADDY?

Autism?

I WAS WITH YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY ON THE MONEY TRAIN

Your ex's wife pussy? Tasted like SWEET BUDDAH

Bros if you were forced... To suck ... Would you not tell your wife? I wouldn't.
And if you did tell her,how could ensure she still respects you? Seems like if she finds out, it's over. How can she kiss your lips knowing that someone made ... You suck? Also did he really rub his dick thinking about it later? It was that an edited webm

kino recap music in the background that they unfortunately got rid of in the later seasons

why did he suck? just say no
i got life insurance, my kids will understand

kid rock in the pilot

Shield was peak 2000s edge core

You would've SUCKed too. Nobody wants to die. Period. Gun to your head and the only thing keeping you alive is fellatio, you can be damn sure you'd suck him clean. Being alive in any way is better than being dead. Like Aceveda said.

Nobody wants to die

no one with a stable job and a wife wants to die, i would had asked to be killed, because if you gonna die, may as well be killed by people who know to do it properly.

If you suck you never tell your wife. She will never respect you again. As for the dick rubbing, I thought he was watching an interrogation video about a woman talking about being sexually assaulted. That's where he got the idea to hire the prostitute to play rape.

He made you ... suck?

At the very least you should bite it off and tackle him. He won't be getting a shot off then. There was only one gun. Aceveda sucked and swallowed without any pushback.

Her reaction was completely understandable in the moment but her doubling down afterward and making fun of him for it was where she crossed the line. Rape is every man's WORST nightmare. It's not something they can just get over. ever.

Just shoot me, bro

It's not something they can just get over. ever.

its not like they buck broke him, they just made him suck

Hey Honey, how was work?

It was good, sucked a cock at gunpoint

I don’t think so

there is a reason why fellatio was so taboo and out and out intercourse was not.

I would add it to my suit and so forth

Like, keep the sperm on the suit you were wearing? Bro wtf

legendary tv moment, the line delivery of a lifetime

People will really compare this show to The Wire

Because I was just so fucking horny

Right? It's so much better than that niggerloving crap that its a fucking insult.

the problem is you don’t know if he’ll spare your life. Anyone sociopathic enough to threaten you to suck or die can’t be trusted to honor their word
I have honestly rebuffed people making similar extreme demands and they just give up when you call their bluff
If he shoots you, he was going to shoot you regardless. A person only makes that threat if they know they’re already going to do it or not

Facts an' logic over here. What's it matter if you suck if you die either way?

based af

WHEN I TELL YOU TO SUCK MY DICK YOU SAY WANT ME TO LICK YOUR BALLS, DADDY?

was this from the hot chick from Spiderman 3 scene?

antwonmitchell said it to Shane when he killed Angie

i wouldnt do a thing, i would listen to what the faggot druggie had to say, and thats what asaveda didnt do

Look I don't want to victim blame, but if he had screamed for help when the cops were knocking to see if he was inside, he could have survived without sucking

they made you... suck???

I'm tired of feeling like I was raped too

Let's see that mouf.

Walton Goggins is a once in a generation talent, truly...

I keep saying this but eventually some cuckyboi will jump out and argue otherwise.