Are American universities as fun as they look in your movies?
Are American universities as fun as they look in your movies?
If you're hot and wealthy
Hamm was in his sophomore year at UT-Austin when a prospective 21-year-old pledge was called to the Sigma Nu house at 2.30am.
When he got there, according to Travis County Court documents, Hamm - who was then aged 20 - and other frat brothers ominously told him, 'It's going to be a long night!'
The unidentified junior was then allegedly subjected to two hours of brutal physical attacks as part of his fiery baptism into the fraternity.
The alleged victim told police that Hamm and other members hit him with a paddle 30 times and then lifted the pledge off the floor by his underwear, 'pulling it back and forth in a sawing motion', causing 'great pain'.
The pledged then claimed that Hamm led him to a basement 'Pit' where he slammed the junior's face into the ground while he was doing push-ups and then allegedly stood on his spine with his full weight.
Shockingly, after this, Hamm is then supposed to have set fire to the pledge's pants and refused to let him pat the flames down, but instead made him blow them out.
At the end of the vicious hazing ritual, the pledge was taken to a part of the frat house called the 'Party Room' where Hamm 'hooked the claw of a hammer underneath his genitals and led him by the hammer around the room'.
Allegedly not content with this, Hamm then went onto to break into another potential pledge's room that night and subjected him to a similar torturous initiation.
Eight warrants were issued for Hamm and seven other frat members, which was shut down for a time after the alleged incident.
Three members of Sigma Nu were sentenced to 30 days in prison for the hazing ritual and Hamm was eventually hit with hazing and assault charges in 1991.
Why are frat bros so fucking gay lmao
yes. especially if you pick the right school for you
Pretty much, yeah. You’re surrounded by a huge number of cute, young, single girls, and you have an in with all of them purely by virtue of going to the same school. It’s impossible not to get laid, unless you’re actively trying not to I guess
No, there are 300 other people in your class and half or more are indian.
I love cheerleaders so much, lads.
what a menace
UCLA
University Of Chinese and Latin Americans
*PUKE*
I never went to university lol
love cheerleader pigs throwing their fat horny pig bodies around to advertise how horny they are fat horny pigs need my semen bitch??? yea
It’s impossible not to get laid
I go to a commuter school and I don't know anyone from the area. There's clubs and shit but they never fit my schedule
haha yes, but what if depression and crippling social anxiety and cocaine and prescribed adderall and video games and Anon Babble? checkmate
They’re even better than you’d imagine!
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Non-American here, what's the point of a Fraternity?
I graduated from college with no friends, still a virgin and have never gone to a college party.
You're brown, smelly, and ESL.
Cheerleader are shallow cunts
sounds like he went hamm on that little nigga
American here, I have absolutely no idea.
basically this. Was in boulder colorado and it looked just like the movies. The crazy frat mansions with the logo on the fucking front of it, bunch of hot girls and parties at said mansions. No way you are doing any of this without going 100k in debt or old money to pay for it
Membership to a frat provides lifelong benefits. But the frat demands lifelong loyalty in return. What better way to demonstrate loyalty than humiliation rituals? After it's done, the surviving pledges have proven their worth and can share the bond of humiliation with the established members, for they, too, underwent humiliation rituals of their own. This creates a lifelong bond of brotherhood. When the brothers graduate, they will always have each other. They pool their social capital and can leverage their individual family connections to synergize rapid success.
Need a job? Need to get around red tape? Need to make legal repercussions disappear? Need to protect your money? Need someone knocked down a peg? Need a woman from a good family to marry? Need a woman for your son to marry? The fraternity will make that happen. But men who never had brotherhood can never understand and just think it's """gay""", even while envying the same men's success.
you can have brotherhood without the gay shit lmao
Are American universities as fun as they look in your movies?
In the movies, universities are hotbeds of bullying. You think movies make universities seem fun?
No zoomers are antisocial retards that can't hold a conversation and when they do talk they just talk about tiktok and their tinder dates.
at the core root of it, its networking. You want to know the kid with the dad that owns the law firm so you can work in it.,
Yeah basically party town 8 months out of the year
To get rich kids used to being buck broken for their future careers in politics and business
i would love to watch her pee
PITS
Yes, because the universities want the "kids" to have fun so they'll keep racking up tuition fees and debt
Texas
We need to drop da bomb
Naturally sororities have no hazing and you just get in and then everything is fine we can assume. Testosterone is so cool.
this, its some fucked up indoctrination scheme to sublimate them into the world of bullshit hierarchy's where you are willing to let people higher up the chain bitch slap you despite the fact they are more retarded, poorer, more dysgenic boss you around. people born with a spine will never tolerate but at least they will filter out the retards but the world needs to keep spinning. its not about being able to do anything in the end. its about how submissive you are to authority.
Imagine being at the lame fraternity next door that makes their pledges do some gay shit like a trust fall.
Some people really just don't appreciate this shit happening only once. That's why we're overrun with faggots that think they belong and think they're in charge. Shitheads that should have been filtered out with the weak and simple decades ago.
Prove it.
It’s also great for blackmail. Lots of rich dudes are on camera doing the elephant walk
Kek same here. I commuted to a state school and would schedule classes before or after work shifts. I went for 4 years and only made one male friend I still talk to. Got 0 (zero) college pussy
I lived in one of those mansions for a year and it was indeed awesome. Turning away freshman guys for not bringing enough women to parties was worth the alcoholism after
Top tier house behavior
Naturally sororities have no hazing
lol
i wish they actually were fat.
would.
Imagine being at the lame fraternity next door that makes their pledges do some gay shit like a trust fall.
even worse, if they initiate their pledges right after bid day. what's the fucking point, then?
social anxiety
cocaine
Only one of these can be true at the same time.