Jay: "I have a hot take" (coldest take imaginable about the movie being good before the vampires)

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Jay: "I have a hot take" (coldest take imaginable about the movie being good before the vampires)

Mike: Has an actual hot take (the movie looked like shit)

Mike: *interesting and thoughtful breakdown of the plot and themes of Sinners*

Jay: ITS MORE COMPLICATED THAN WHITE PEOPLE BAD THE VAMPIRE IS IRISH IRISH ARE OPPRESSED TOO

Mike: Its interesting we dont know much about where the vampires come from besides him

JAY: HE LITERALLY FALLS INTO FRAME WHEN WE MEET HIM (you know he was dying to say its like a fallen angel but he stopped himself)

Does jay say anything outside of shit he reads on Twitter? Does he have an original thought? No wonder Mike always looks like he wants to kill him and hates doing Half in the Bag.

i wanna cuddle mike while we watch star trek and he talks at me

Am gonna pretend you people don't exist

Anyone seen the movie on Anon Babble with a nuanced opinion? I'm open to the idea the movie was somehow good despite itself.

It was legitimately good and a solid depiction of negro behavior and race relations up until the last 10 minutes when the cartoonishly evil KKK show up and it turns into Django Unchained (not in a good way). So it fumbles right at the endzone but it was a solid movie.

I have gen x'er fatigue

It's hard having interesting opinions if you are stupid.

That's why comedians and TV personalities have teams of writers.

Where’s the impression guy where’s replacement sexy Mike?

wait, so Rich isn't in this one? Looks like another waste of time I can SKIP

Old Jay would have said something about it being racist against white people

Don't insult my friends.

But new jay sipped his mug on a smug way

Impression guy is the worst guest ever. I'd take even beardfat over him.

What about max landis?

His Arnold Schwarzenneger impression is really good though. He literally sounds exactly like Arnold. It's amazing.

He doesn't though. Impersonations stop being funny after about 2 minutes and he keeps it up for like 90. Any time I see him in the video it's an instant no-watch.

Never actually watched that video so I can't compare it.

Some of rich best

TALK ABOUT HIS BALLS

I didn't get if Mike saying the movie looks like shit was a joke or not still. Wtf did he mean by muddy? The image was very clear, there wasn't any filter shit like in 21st century Ridley Slop or something. Does he mean like literal mud in the scenes? It's rural fucking South did he except some urbanism or what? The movie also wasn't dark at all, you always could see what is happening in the scenes clearly. It was a hot take but kind of a retarded one and he never elaborated on what the fuck he means, just conceded to Jay who was disagreeing.

Impersonations stop being funny after about 2 minutes and he keeps it up for like 90

Most of the time, but when you wind up watching a shitty movie about Arnold Schwarzenegger's vacation to Rio you can milk that shit for hours and it'll be hilarious the entire ride, provided you're making actual jokes like he was rather than just doing the impression

mike talking about nerds complaints tanking studios is rich, the fact the prequels re-released and they broke bank is proof people love those movies and these two film school losers are too far up their own ass to see that lol

brown/yellow/black

uninteresting visuals most of the time

needlessly dark locations

Anon as in love as I am with Lucas magnificent creation is obvious any of the merchandise selling out says nothing I would buy a greedo t shirt if it was for sale

Jay: ITS MORE COMPLICATED THAN WHITE PEOPLE BAD THE VAMPIRE IS IRISH IRISH ARE OPPRESSED TOO

well Jay ‘Code of Honour’ is an episode of Star Trek The Next Generation that is regarded as the worst by several of the lead cast members because all the bad guys are black, so why doesn’t that apply to a movie when all the bad guys are white?

jay literally, unironically complained that the music was done by a white guy

Didn't read. When they said they loved a movie about niggers, I clicked dislike and closed the video.

this but unironically

Why are they still acting like such preening faggots when the entire world is dropping woke shit at lightspeed

jay used to be pretty cool, but sometime last decade he just checked out and is now on brain-off mode.
And then he became kinda cringe, and now he's in his pre old man phase

Know nothing about Sinners

Look up trailer

Niggers

YEAH, NOPE. NOOOOO THANK YOOOU. SKIP!!!

Mike is still chomping at the bit for a handout from some nepo baby. It already got him some voice work in adult swim slop. He just has to suck the woke teet a little longer and before you know it that fresh young 45 year old man will get a directing gig!

I wonder if they took the cancelled Blade script and made it into this because that was also a period piece that dealt with racism

unfortunately you are living in a bubble

must be a big bubble since you lost, bitch

You are a stupid person

Who lost what?

the entire world is dropping woke shit at lightspeed

It's quite literally just as bad as its ever been

Both of their takes are shit. Always have been. Mike only watches Star Trek and Jay only watches David Lynch. I'm surprised 1 of them can still fool you into thinking their reviews have any depth or real criticism.

bop bop baahh

whaat?

Ahhh yes... Red Letter Media Mike & Jay... The Jay & Silent Bob of the Reddit generation.

racebait and capeshit

Thrilling stuff, RLM

Anyone else notice how Mike and Jay are absolutely terrified of saying negative things about black directed movies?

its about cultural appropriation

jesus christ