Holy fucking shit time just doesn't fucking stop does it

holy fucking shit time just doesn't fucking stop does it

a guy born 71 years ago is 71 holy shit
man fuck you

*chuckles*

A man who ages well is a man who keeps his wife fed.

He looks excellent.

No shit. Most soiennials are hitting 40 now

people born between 84-88 are 41-37 years old

Feels weird.

people born in May 4, 2007 are 18 years old

Fuck, that's even worse :(
2007 was only 6 years ago.

1990 was 69 million years ago

rewatched Goldeneye with my kid (his first time) and I noticed that bobd had crows feet when they zoomed in on his face in the opening scene. He must’ve been 40 when he filmed that movie.

I thought he was older, he looks more like 80 in that new show he’s in

When I hear someone say they’re born in the 1990-something in my head I still first think “haha fucking little kid” until I remember fuck now someone born in the 90s is fucking 30 now. It’s weird enough people my age (born mid 80s) are now either early 40s or almost 40. Where does the time go, it feels like yesterday I was still having fun goofing off with my friends in middle school and going to the malls and movie theaters and video stores and shit. The world has changed so much in the internet age, I almost miss the pre-internet life, even though I wouldn’t want to go back now because modern day real life is so boring (I swear there used to be like places to go and cool stores back in the olden times, there’s nowhere to go anymore!) there’s be nothing to do without the internet.

I mean fuck why would we play kick the can and stickball like bill cosby when there's infinite free entertainment

the human condition is just hell, isn't it?

Millennials are in their late 30s now

oh course, the sunday night pivot to "you're goinge to die btw"
come up with some new material seth

born 1991, I'm 33 now, I've watched Jack Black go from Tenacious D and School of Rock to fucking Jumanji 2 and Minecraft

I hope every night I go to sleep I'll never wake up

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I remember when GoldenEye was the new movie. Now it's almost as old as Dr. No was when GoldenEye came out.

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Yikes.
Dr. No felt like such an old movie... yikes.

brosnan bond flicks were over 20 years ago

matador was 20 years ago

ghost writer was 15 years ago

bros...

I'm dying of cancer lol

Zoomers in their mid 20's

Sorry to hear it anon. At least you get a few more days with your friends on Anon Babble.

"Heh, I wonder who the "Big names in acting" of my generation will be!"

They're already here

it's the rock, zach efron, john cena and will smith

With time:mass

zoomchad here, Brosnan was always an old fart to me so I don't feel nothing

Remington Steele started almost 43 years ago.

Consider the following

1990 was 69 million years ago

That will actually be true one day

I would kill to look like 71 year old Pierce Brosnan even at 31, he only looks bad compared to how he looked in his 40s.

the first 1990 was a billions of years ago

Pierce is just so based
Is it his taste in women?
The roguish grin?
His charisma...

Robin Williams was an old man when I was born, and losing him was still tragic.

I have noticed, somewhat anecdotally, that guys who are into fat girls are either rail thin or Anon Babble, and they're often not bad looking. The stereotype of only fat guys being into fat girls has no basis in reality.

That makes some sense, I'm very lanky and like a curvy girl

1990 is closer to 69 million AD than it is to today

its already been true and will continue to be true many times over because 1990 is just a fake number invented by some microbes on a rock times infinity

But you still have to dilate.

I was born in 85. I'll be 40 in December. I miss the pre-internet days a lot. America was a lot better back in the 90s. Luckily I have a wife who was born in 82 who can reminisce with me. She misses it too. I find listening to music from back then brings back the best memories.

RIP Pearce you will be missed

F

It's honestly weird because i have always seen him as someone that is age of my parents but instead he is just 9 years younger than my grandfather.

whoa....

He's the only Bond actor that fits the image of what I think of Bond as. The others don't come close. Especially fucking Craig.

How do you think it feels for us Zoomers, they're doing live-action remakes of shit we grew up with from 15 years ago to get our wallets because they have literally nothing else.

Craig

I can't think of any image other than this whenever he is brought up in conversation.

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facially i like looking at brosnan but craig could reasonably be a discreet unseen meek forgettable agent

he could use some fat in his neck

non-Bond spy movie where Good Spy Brosnan has to kill Evil Spy Craig

Why has nobody done this?

Remington Steele was kino

time is a thing? really?
oh well time to kms

Should have gotten more/better Bond movies