MONER SEXOOOOO EDITION
/tlou/ - The Last of Us General
Post ellie choking and taking down that wlf solider
Dina’s actual gf is uglier than Ellie
Why all the lesbian hate all of the sudden?
Esmeralda attacked by Quasimodo
Frollo was right
That's her ex bf
WHERE IS ABBY?! SOMEONE KNOWS WHERE SHE IS!
SHE MUST HAVE FRIENDSSSS!
Zombies..?
It's a strange choice to spend a bunch of time on Isaac in this episode but not have any of the other established WLF people show up. A casual or ADHD viewer likely won't understand that Isaac is the leader of Abby's faction
It's neither, it's an ugly female friend. The pics are completely out of context.
shes gonna get a UTI with those dirty fingers up her pussy
Check out this exciting scene
Can we get this without the subtitles? Actually a great shot.
Dina can do better
wake up to bella ramsey's ugly mug while she fingerblasts your cockhole
what would you do
Are u sure
WAY better
the yeast infection medicine from the beginning of the episode chud PAY ATTENTION
Why did HBO waste 100 million dollars to make a youtube-tier adaptation of the games? Like here: youtube.com
The games are already cinematic enough to be watched as a movie/show and these fuckers just completely ruin the tone. In the show when Dina tells Ellie she's pregnant it's a hopecore "i'm gonna be a dad ;DDD" scene whereas in the game it's just even more of a dreadful situation knowing Ellie dragged along a pregnant women and potentially risking her life to achieve their goal. I feel like there's zero fucking stakes in the show currently and it's all operating on vibes and wholesome cute dina/ellie interactions. Not even going to get into the fact that Bella is horribly miscast to play grown-up Ellie. I just really like watching this shitshow to see how bad it gets every episode. It's amazing, breathtaking, really.
That is disgusting, why are Americans such degenerates?
wake up next to moner with your arms around her and sniff her smelly morning breath
what would you do
are there any kino Seattle skyline or nature shots in the new ep?
They are in Seattle now right
Ellie you lucky boy
im watching jewslop ironically cuz I liked jewslop game
Yikes
Wait, this makes no sense. The outbreak happens in the Fall, not June. In the game you can still see Halloween decorations up from when it all started in some areas. Also the show changed the outbreak year from 2013 to 2003. Pride wasn't celebrated like that in 2003.
So the WLF are the Israelis?
the game is actually good. In a strange twist of events Kanye West is the biggest TLOU2 fan.
When I compartmentalize the fact that TLOU2 is IDF propaganda, it's actually a really good game/story. The concept of Ellie fucking her entire life up just because she can't get over Joel's death and then realizing everything she did and suffered through was actually all for nothing and she has nothing else to live for after leaving Dina and the baby, deciding to not kill Abby and probably just walking into the sea to drown forever. Kino. Fuck this faggot HBO shit.
brush her teeth for her? idk i'm not good with this stuff.
They’re in Seattle gay town, anon. They kept the pride shit up all year even in 2003
Dina should date me
person posts four year old pictures of a butch female friend
nonsensically claims she "has had a girlfriend for over a year"
Where did this twitter person get the "information" in the second part? Do they just make up a story to go with whatever picture they see of someone they never heard of before five minutes ago? I thought that behavior was a Anon Babble signature.
Because there are lots of people that don't play video games
Point me to a single show/movie that isn't jewslop nowadays. Did you forget that you're actively posting in a tlou general, we're all goys here
The IDF (WLF) are a bunch of blood thirsty, militarized psychos who murder children, torture their enemies, and their attempt at genocide gets them destroyed. And Abby turning against them is framed as a good thing.
How is that IDF propaganda?
It's a shame she got so fucking fat
why was the seattle crew so inept to allow for the appearance of the large number of the zombies? i thought they had the place under control for 10 years, even before fedra was shown to be incharge
we also see them taking out regular patrols in armoured vehicles, so where are all these ninja zombies sneaking in from
There are some for a few seconds.
was this a subtle reference of the sexo to come?
the tank area was p nice lookin too
Yeah you claimed that in the last thread too. And the thread before that. Going on about five years now.
The show is actual cat diarrhea but im stuck watching it until the end at this point.
Where all the action killing wlf and the infected?
Just got one scene of ellie popping infected in the subway
its been proven in-game that Abby's squad are the elite fighting force of the WLF.
And they have been absent in Jackson. In fact, Ellie and Tommy murdering like 200 wolves is what led to their defeat at Scar island
In the game, yes.
But it seems like the show isn't doing Israel-Palestine commentary or promoting Judaism, which makes sense to avoid given current real world events.
abby cute
moner in all the eps as much as potato is
no flashbacks of pedro yet
new nigger introduced this ep can act
Im unironically enjoying this season
Who wants to bet this is the same guy with some faggoty grudge?
desu that dollar store switchblade not snapping the instant she stabs someone with it is more unbelievable than fungus zombies
oh god this has to be fake
Ellie puts in serious work for the organization. Shot caller material
best episode so far
why would it be fake its a staple of that hip gay neighborhood in seattle
It does break all the time in the game tho, you have to keep crafting them
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Imagine being Moner in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Bella Ramsey, you f**kin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous potato face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me."
It's always bugged me as well.
Every other melee weapon is made of glass but her switchblade is indestructible
Cope
Abby's squad are the elite fighting force of the WLF
but why should their absence matter? all the people we have seen have been armed, surely they can shoot a zombie or two, secondly, why does the wlf have not seattle under quarantine lockdown, i thought their only beef is with the hobomen
these zombies at this point appear to be gimmicks rather than the thing to move the plot forwards, they appear outside jackson by the thousands though jackson takes out regular patrols and no one sees shit, then they take swarm a section in seattle though it has been under armed lockdown since forever, activating only when the plot deems it necessary to infuse the cheap, no stakes 10 min tense sequence between all the lovey dovey and gash bashing
It's a collapsed subway line, doubt anyone wants to go down there. The WLF aren't very thorough anyway. In the game one of the Scars tells Abby that "wolves don't look up" when he shows her a bunch of bridges the Scars built to get around the city. So you can infer that unless it's around their territory or on their route they don't really check. Also in the game they're kind of on the back foot and are retreating back to FOBs in preparation for something big. The infected are just not their priority, the Scars are.
Lemme guess, kikifaggot.
They should have used their game engine to make a series instead.
Those are shivs Joel and Abby use. Ellie's switchblade doesn't break in the game.
Can we darken the picture a little bit? I can almost tell what the fuck is happening.
the tabasco is filled, unused and unopened in a diner
THE
DETAILS
MATTER
here's your badass unstoppable protagonist and sexy sidekick bro!
hebrew
why is Israel so gay?
The sidekick is very sexy yeah
Fuck off she walled
You mean Madame Web is not a top quality movie!?
Image watching
I just remembered they call Dina's hideous mutant baby Potato in the game
pottery
Its actually darker in the episode. They probably intentionally made it dark to hide Bella Ramseys distracting face.
This might be the most Jewish show I’ve ever seen.
And I actually like Jewish women
Have they even hinted at Dina being Jewish or did they drop that
Knew it. Fuck off back to your Shipka threads.
Oh wait.
Making Ellie gay just makes her a selfish cunt .
kikifaggot
he's always here and always angry.
I buy pager from she.
Doesn't in the first game either.
This episode was 1 big dyke date
20 minutes in and I turned it off, I can’t be bothered to keep caring. Neither of these 2 ladies are believable. Joel killed by a petite starbucks barista with tiny feet and boney frame.
This is a lgbt show too, if you watch it you are a gay.
Oh yeah you're right, I was thinking of Abby crafting shivs
thats love
See you tomorrow
they never run out and have to put new bottles out?
okay boomer. no one cares you hate it
Ugly midget women acting all angry with no reprecussion in public is ackshually le persuasive for hot women
What kikes ment by this?
What crust will they bust in Season 3?
Tune in to find out!
It's kind of insane Bellas real life gf is cute as well, while most average/kinda attractive guys struggle so much just to fuck a landwhale. Depressing
Is reddit down?
I hope they recreate this scene shot for shot.
If you didnt know Ellie was a trained Navy SEAL and take down people twice her size
Is reddit down?
yeah, down and to the left.
Enjoy yourself
You're leaving out that ugly aside, she IS still a famous actress from two major HBO shows, one of which she's the star of.
It was worse in the game, believe it or not.
90 lb lesbian taking down whole platoons of grown men
I clapped and cheered when they effortlessly took down the 2 grown adult men!
fuck they are so badass
mfw Abbys tiny actress beats the shit out of bella and moner
i can believe ellie jumping on their back and stabbing them but that tackle is ridiculous
My favorite of the four TLOU meme templates
they found them already in only 2 eps?
can't believe she didn't pick up the rifle either. So many times they come across dead bodies with vests, potential supplies and they just don't bother.
Based hivemind anons
Both of them are tiny as well, they're all about 5'1
oh because that always works
I would tie moaner face down ass up and force her to cum using only my tongue on her asshole while I flicked her nipples.
You don’t understand, anon. Girl bosses are ok in video games. And she was MAD
I know, so it's gonna be weird if they have show abby still manhandle bella like in the game where there actually was a size difference
He's a fuckin voice actor, no one gives a shit about them unless they are attractive. Ramsey is actually on TV.
I thought Ellie is more moody and angry Tlou2. I never played the game though. I did play the first one, same as every other ND slop game.
Bella is not convincing, their “survival” is too wacky and convenient. Her “attitude” is too ridiculous and quirky.
This is liberal show that’s for sure.
Isn't that more of a gameplay issue?
No the gameplay's very fun once combat starts.
yeh and she's fucking hideous, I thought status maxing was something that only worked for guys?
I didn't think it was possible to make a lesbian scene with Moner unattractive; but they did it.
pew pew pew
It’s a realism issue. Or it would be, if gaymers knew how combat worked. They unironically think a determined little girl can do anything she sets her mind to.
no I mean in the sense of it being believable (you need multiple enemies to fight for gameplay reasons, but it's unrealistic this skinny dyke can actually do that). Not a vidya guy so I don't know
I want to fuck moner so bad
these zombies really arent such a problem in this show are they? dont know why people got so bent out of shape about the cure (that most dont care about) was stopped
maybe theyre all optimists
L M A O
I just told you she's actually on TV, people know her from Game of Thrones and TLOU, even though she's ugly that means someone out there will be willing to date her. No one knows who the guy who voiced Miles Morales in Spider-Verse is, and the only time they have heard of him is the recent extreme simp incident
and yet you got cucked by moon girl
I thought Ellie is more moody and angry Tlou2
Moody yeah, in the game if you read her journal it talks about how she isn't eating because of what happened to Joel and her feelings about it. The first day is kind of a similar tone to this episode, they're going around the city and being jokey I guess. It gets a lot darker when she gets to the hospital, though Dina wasn't with her.
Damn, maybe you should file a complaint at the fag department.
they never run out and have to put new bottles out?
it'll be used one time at the very least to ensure it's not poisoned.
I guess when you frame it like that it kinda makes sense. Still, I'd assume playing "spider-man" (even the nigger version) would give you some time of recognition, especially for a popular movie
i want this!
same camera angle and everything
You can sneak around lots of encounters and you do die from a few shots, all of Ellies combat is with guns and weapons, Abby is the one punching people to death
josh
Even so, it’s pretty laughable. There’s a reason women aren’t front line infantry or special ops. It was as ridiculous in the game as it is in the show.
You don't go around fighting them all at once, even on lower difficulties you die from gunshots or whatever pretty fast, on the real "Grounded" difficulty which is meant to be the realistic version you die in one or two hits and need to be ultra stealthy, plus there's no visual aid in that mode, you just have to listen out to determine where the enemies are
How did you get through last week's episode but not this one? This one, at least the first half, was a huge improvement and had actual interesting shit going on like the interrogation scene.
Ellie's use of a knife is more efficient, Abby strangles and snaps necks for stealth kills and it shows how strong she is, but it's also slower.
Alright that makes a lot more sense
Yeah I get your point but she's not on the front line of a war, she's going around covertly picking off people for the most part. And in the game the WLF's are busy fighting Scars and being picked off by Tommy at the same time. And when she does get in a one on one fight with Abby she gets her ass kicked
I barely remember last week’s episode. The mean guy helped them at the end…I’d have to Google the rest, to remember.
How'd they get their backpacks through the tiny hole in the wall? I don't think they had time to take them off and reach out and grab them again.
something something drake where's the door
Right, she’s behaving like some special ops commando behind enemy lines. Which, again, is not something women are capable of doing. Let alone tiny lesbians. It’s pretty much a cartoon.
lol kinda looks like the Uncharted guy actually.
DUDE TARANTINO DIALOGUE ABOUT PANS LMAO
It’s pretty much a cartoon.
You might even say it's a video game
Abby is the one punching people to death
but joel....revenge.....
S E X O M U G R O S O
This part was stupid, a midwit attempt at dialogue lmao.
real talk
how does ellie know that she can't contract the virus to anyone else? has she even kissed or fucked someone before dina? what if the disease could still spread via body fluids or contact, how was she so sure of this? she has literal zombie tendrils in her body.
xhe wouldn't look out of place in the metalocalypse band
I'm sad no one bothered to collect the lesser known ones. There were some really good ones with Ellie holding the baby. There was another one with Abby holding the golf club I think that never quite caught on like the others too.
The only really unrealistic part was when she had severe blood loss yet was still able to run and fight and shit, she should've died. Plus, her not leaving abby to rot was so retarded
where can I watch the new ep illegally
I hope HBO convinces Abby's actress to do full frontal nudity for her sex scene
This pissed me off so much
being bitten by a zombie just hours ago
zombie blood literally now flowing through her body
Immediately proceeds to share saliva with Dina
So dumb
Nice of them to let her shave her armpits while she was hanging out there
when you are starving and malnourished you generally stop growing body hair (except for the weird thin body hair that grows across the body for anorexics) some women just don't have underarm hair desu
Fun fact, Abby is naturally hairless
Seattle
where was F-Man?
just watched ep 3. Why the fuck was ellie in the hospital for three months?
This could have been Ellie with Moner instead
she got fisted too hard by the black woman leader
If her or Cailee was, my dick would not survive. So its a blessing in a way.
Moner is so fucking perfect holy fuck im gonna kill myself because I know I will never know what Moner feels like and it's so fucking unfair what the fuck
Is this show... still about zombies?? or..
there is something quite funny how all these other factions in other cities are militarily strong and then there is Jackson Wyoming where the race quotas are met, theyre self declared communists and most of the town are pacifists shit with gun and go into hiding at a zombie horde
Moner is carrying this show hard. Dever is good as well but is not appearing much.
zombies are literally why Moner got fingered, anon
it's because men suck at things women value a lot in relationships, like emotional maturity and hygiene
true. Her acting is really good. Plus, she's cute as fuck
Does anyone else think Kaitlyn Dever looks insanely good in this scene. Normally she's attractive but right here with her hair and that look on her face, just does something to me.
another female leader in charge
Chris... your show has been canceled
Yeah apparently young teens know how to defend themselves now
How are you supposed to take this apocalyptic world seriously with shit like this? I want the whole point for it to feel grounded in reality?
freckles
gross
emotional maturity and hygiene
and that's why women only go for chad?
she literally looks like Ellie
STOP NOTICING THINGS CHUD
she looks cute in the hotels.com advert
I want to slather butter and creamcheese on Bella then bake her in a microwave
She probably shared water bottles with Joel for a while, exchanged cooties with him that way, and he never got infected.
And yes she has kissed and been with multiple other girls before Dina.
I remember watching her in Justified and thinking she would've been the perfect Ellie
Man, puberty did fucking WONDERS for her
she would've been the perfect Ellie
Druckmann thought the same but his passion to piss off fans gave him too much temptation
Missed opportunity here. Should have had one of them throw a rock to trigger the zombies.
I can't tell if the game or the show is worse, the story just sucks
Yeah, she would have. 10 years ago.
Ok I’m not a homo hater or anything but the show is really fucking obnoxious. The scene where she goes from deathly afraid to “I’m pregnant” into fingerbanging had me howling. Someone wrote that shit and felt smug about it. Jesus Christ.
was the game like that
Even The Last of Us has gone woke now. Is nothing sacred anymore?
Capitol Hill is where most of the fags live in Seattle (they're everywhere but super concentrated in that hood)
In the game they bang before Joel gets killed, so they're basically girlfriends by the time they head to Seattle. And it felt more natural that way. Now we get this shit with "I'm not gay, no wait, I actually am" that wasn't in the game. And the game had this funny line when Dina says she's pregnant and then says "don't worry, it's not yours". That whole scene was much better in the game.
Was FEDRA worse in the game or is the show just doing a really bad job of explaining how awful FEDRA is? Was I supposed to feel like that truck full of people deserved to be killed because they were laughing about beating up a protestor? I remember thinking the same thing in the first season when presumably I was supposed to be rooting for the rebels that wanted to risk the lives of everyone in the safe zone because the meanie FEDRA people weren't letting people come back after sneaking out to the infected zone.
Dina says she's pregnant and then says "don't worry, it's not yours"
it was funny since it meant Ellie was a cuck raising someone else's baby. Dina was shit in the game anyways, at least Moner is fun to watch
If I found out the girl I had a crush on was pregnant with someone else's kid, even if we weren't together at the time, I'd be pretty upset. If she came on to me right after telling me that, I'd probably be too distressed to reciprocate. Is that weird?
we missed out on moner-dever-spaney kino
i dont even like women and even i feel for anons
such a wasted opportunity
yeah its kind of incely
why di you care? who gives a shit?
just tap that shit
FEDRA were tyrannical in the game, exercising total control over the Seattle populace, executing people for speaking up, etc, the irony is meant to be Isaac seized power with the WLF based off FEDRA being brutal to the people but has largely just replaced them as a dictatorship, albeit a much more stable one until the war with the Seraphites.
10 years ago.
The fuck? Shes perfect as Ellie right now. They are both literally adult women.
Do lesbians really shove their arms into each other's vaginas to fuck?
1. That was in the game too.
2. The show had more zombies than this part of the game did. The subway section with the WLF soldiers had like four clickers, now there's suddenly a hundred of them.
They should have cast Bella as the PS Vita™ girl.
yeah but outbreak day was in 2003.
Dever is almost 30. She could not pull of 19 and certainly not 14 a few years before. Speany would have been a better choice. Even though she's 20s too, she at least looks younger.
They really needed to show FEDRA doing some more heinous shit to sell that point. So far every time we see FEDRA in the show they just seem to be douchey corrupt apocalypse cops. Not a fascist death squad. What Isaac is doing seems like 1000x worse than anything we have seen FEDRA do in the show.
first "pride parade" in seattle was in 1974
That was in the game too.
just because shit was in a different area and moved to a different one doesn't make it not shit
I can't fap to this, every shot with Bella is the equivalent of a man's winking anus and swinging balls in porn.
She can easily pull off a 19 young adult you blind nigger
Holy fuck, moon face molested her
She's cute. Y'all are just gay.
It was ambiguous if she could in the first game. She bit the cannibal dude and he did in fact start acting even more erratic and had seemingly superhuman strength at the end. Or maybe he was just that crazy. One more reason why it didn't need a sequel.
fucking this is exactly what came to mind
Not a single one of you would say no to Bella. So her face is weird. Is that gonna make her pussy feel worse? Fucking virgins I swear.
An anon in the previous thread did the full pasta for this
Imagine being Isabella Merced in that scene and having to be all "damn, Bella Ramsey, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tiny shrimp body and horrific misshapen potato face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is take another butt selfie at 16 in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Isabella and not only lay on that floor while Bella Ramsey flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the extra dim lightning completely concealing her cromagnon jaw and puffy skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that fingerbang. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on the set her she's NORMAL LOOKING and DAMN, BELLA RAMSEY CAN ACT LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to lay there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking unspecified pop stars and later alleged old British men for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the suburbs in Ohio. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her bulging forhead as she furrows it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Isabella. You're not going to lose your future musical career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Wow this show is really bad
Takes the guitar out of it's preserved case
Plays it
Gets oily finger prints all over it
Doesn't put it back away
What in the fuck is her problem?
yes
the traditional italian stiletto switchblades are quite fragile and would be only useful for slabbing flesh-tier medium. there's also too many parts to fail.
lmao theres no subway in seattle
Yeah, Isaac is just Kathleen 2.0
She's gay. Gays always take guitars out of their cases in a post-apocalyptic setting and leave them to rot so no one else can play them.
yeah there is
no there isnt. theres a underground bus tunnel but you there arent cars connected by doors you can walk through. there is a light rail that travels underground in a few places but is mostly street level and elevated and it didnt open till 2009 and you cant walk from car to car through door locks as pictured in the video.
What is it with gays and ruining things for everyone else?
why is romulus making out with his mother?
They condensed and combined two different parts of the game there. Game Ellie and Dina do get chased by a massive horde of infected, but this happens a bit later and doesn't start in the train station
eww gay
feeling cucked/envious by dykes
End. Your. Life.
have a podcast named literally the good guys, about glazing yourself about being a good guy
get cast as an asshole
have the director commentary literally say "we wanted this guy too look like assholes"