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Who is this gorgeous oriental beauty?
Head like a basketball
What's funny is the behind the scenes video where Rian is talking about how to make Rose as frumpy as possible. Kelly Marie Tran isn't all that pretty but she was actively made to look even worse by Rian, for some reason.
Isn't Rose based on Rian's high school oneitis?
I kinda feel bad for whoever that was.
"We're not gonna win this WAR by fighting what we hate but saving what we love!"
I don't think a single line from any character is worse in nu-Star Wars than this from Rose.
create a fuckass scene
kill star wars
Bravo
Disney needs to die
Imagine spending all of high school simping for a fat ugly Asian. What a loser.
i did not expect her to save finn.
and why would i.
both of them had the same starting points.
finn was speeding straight ahead.
she somehow managed to ram him perpendicularly.
unless finn had the shit ship of the fleet.
Kelly Marie Tran isn't all that pretty but she was actively made to look even worse
That hairstyle was terrible, made her face look even wider
Link the clip breh, I could use the laugh
captcha: JRK0V
lol
Prevents Finn from nubily sacrificing himself by ramming into him at full speed
The character was a mechanic or something, she wouldn't look like a model.
Whoever it was that played her sister who died was hot, and I'm sure that was an intentional finger in the eye of the audience
retarded line
delivered by the second worst character in the movie
in the worst context possible for it (Finn was trying to save his friends by sacrificing himself to up the death laser thing)
if the resistance didn't get deus ex machina'd by Rey it would have led to the deaths of Finn and Rose regardless, along with every other member of the resistance
they probably would have even died in the crash in a world with sane physics
BANZAI
What a completely pointless character
The character was a mechanic or something, she wouldn't look like a model.
What do you base this on? Why can't mechanics look pretty? Does picking up a wrench deform your facial features, you fucking idiot?
Imagine spending all of high school simping for a fat ugly Asian. What a loser.
It could be worse. Imagine the creep at your high school becomes a big-time director and makes a character that's very obviously based on you and she's an awful character that everyone just calls fat and ugly.
was actively made to look even worse by Rian, for some reason.
Easy cosplay. Comic con was such a huge boost to the MCUs success in 2008-2014 that Lucasfilm (mistakenly) bet everything on bland, earth tone, easy to purchase cosplay for people of color. The Acolyte was basically "here is one character of every race you can easily cosplay".
This is one of the biggest disconnects after George fucked off. He fully embraced his vision of creating this pulpy world of handsome dudes and beautiful women, regardless of their ocupation. Everyone else has this weird obsession with making the world look drab or too mundane.
Man, Agent Orange really did a number on them.
Even if they had it coming.
thank you for reminding me of this scene, amazing. does someone have the sped up gif of her crashing into him?
Did she have plastic surgery?
Okay. Then explain Rey.
There was some laughter around me during that moment though no idea if they were laughing at how stupid the line is or how uncomfortable and awkward the kiss that immediately followed it was.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH
I'M GOING TO FUCKING CRASH INTO YOU FINN SO YOU DON'T SAVE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE'S LIVES
but I love you :3 <3
Good luck everyone else!
mfw someone orders a small shrimp fried rice and prawn crackers 20 minutes before close
PHWOAR!!!
The prequels were once criticized by fans and others for opposite reasons.
The main characters are mostly attractive white people
The sequels tried to retcon it by casting a more diverse and average looking cast.
The aliens are weird looking and based on racial stereotypes.
Sequels create the most bland and uninteresting aliens possible.
Lightsaber duels are too choreographed and end up looking more like dancing than fighting.
The fights in the sequels end up looking like the characters are just trying to hit each other with baseball bats.
pulpy world of handsome dudes and beautiful women, regardless of their ocupation
posts a literal queen of a planet
She's a Cute Slampiggy and I'm tired of pretending she's not
Lost weight and wearing makeup. They legitimately went out of their way to make her as frumpy as possible because Rian had a weird hang up about some pudgy asian he never shot his shot with in high school.
the Kino scene that filtered billions...
movies are fiction
OH BOY, EVERY FLAVOR OF ICECREAM!
The world of the prequels is so alienating and weird because everyone is gorgeous but it's entirely sterile and non-sexual. George's ideation of romance is when he had a crush on his babysitter when he was an 8 year old
we are the spark that lights the flame that cooks the bacon that gives me the sharts that messes my underwear that makes me rewipe that hurts my asshole that starts the rebellion
I can't believe no one in the filming crew said something like "Can you kiss her with less disgust in your face pls?",
It's really up to the director to pull the actor aside and have the conversation that they need more passion out of him in that moment. They already have zero chemistry but if that moment is supposed to be impactful it actually has to feel like love.
God, that movie is awful on so many levels.
It's not a passionate kiss between two lovers, Rose has a crush on Finn and is stealing a kiss cuz she thinks she's about to die. Finn only sees her as a friend
You people are autistic and can't understand what's happening in a scene unless the characters explain it to you in exposition (typical of prequel fans)
saving wha we rove
Please, it's clearly built up as a dramatic moment that spectacularly misses the mark because not only is one of the characters motives misguided there's zero chemistry between them and zero desire from the audience to see them get together.
Movie is a fucking heap of shit.
He was going for a 50s movie vibe methinks
Wrong
Her face is bizarre, like it shouldn't be that round or something.
I'd shove her up my ass.
A military mechanic would at least be in shape
I hate Asians with wide noses, they're so fucking ugly.
BANZAI!!!
I'm just impressed they got such a good picture of the Imperial Japanese pilot
RUV
WINS
BANZAIIIIIIIIIIII
Rian said he made her intentionally ugly to look like his highschool crush
Its bad but theres definitely worse in the sequel trilogy
I wish I could put my fist through this whole lousy beautiful town
Somehow Palpatine returned
The fly now?
stops finn from having an actual complete character arc
just drops a kiss on him while their friends are all potentially being evaporated in the background
we are the spark that will light the fire that will bring the first order down
easily some of the worst dialogue ever put to film
Do you think Hoshoryu will be a good Yokozuna?
t. Triggered grease monkey.
Mechanics are useful but let's not pretend that they're not usually pretty fucking ugly