/hor/ - horror general

stranger things edition

Shit, skeletor was actually fuckable back then. All the cocaine ruined her. Would still plow though

How are these three still alive lmao

Any horror stuff with gorillas?

planet of the apes

actual thread is here

mommy maya chads RISE UP

Reminder that Steve was supposed to die season one but they liked the actor so much they kept him around

africa

yea and byers sr was supposed to get the redemption arch

Barbarian is a good film you guys should check it out

reminder that if your horror film doesn't have a cute girl in it people probably wont watch

Some scriptwriter is making a 100 men vs gorilla film right now probably

Are you telling the truth? I don't trust a lot you /hor/ n-people cause I KNOW you guys intentionally shill shitassnew horror movies for lulz.

Bill Skarsgard has a really good performance in the film. That should be enough for you to at least give it a shot.

Most low budget nu horror films actually bring out profit which in this day and age is a rarity.

Even the big budget ones bring a return

because marvel and disney arent making horror films

Turns out there are 2 sole survivor movies, one from 1970 with William Shatner, and one from 1984. I watched the wrong one, but it wasn't terrible. Just a very mid movie with what felt like an older style of acting and filmmaking. I liked the ghosts though, they were neat.

whats wrong with that niggas eye

Hasn't that been the case for horror movies forever and why the genre sustains itself? They're very cheap to produce and have the potential to make a lot of money

Don’t expect retards here to know basic economics

In this interview from September 2022, Sarah Gadon says that Amanda Fix was 21. So now she would probably be 24.

filminquiry.com/tiff-2022-sarah-gadon-interview/

I was going to ask for any horror films with Natalie Portman in them but then I remembered black swan but I dont like black swan but anons here are going to get mad at me for saying in dont like black swan and recommend it anyways

oh ok thanks then.

black swan

jonathan being that small in the poster

steve being that big

bet you the duffers are malding that people like the chad more than their creepy self insert

There’s a reason why the duffers cuck Steve every chance they get. Also IRL the love triangle makes no sense. Steve would have been done with Nancy after she cheated on him multiple times, Nancy and Jonathan would have broken up like most long distance relationships and since they would realize they had different goals in mind.

bet you the duffers are malding that people like the chad more than their creepy self insert

its a fictional show and they are millionaires.

nah some writer get really pissy about stuff like that. JK Rowling insisted that the movies bash Ron because she was upset book readers at the time preferred him over Hermione which was her self insert. I hate creators that self insert in their projects.

Damn bro how do you know this

I hate creators that self insert in their projects.

It makes it easier for them to write.

i stopped watching after season 2 i don't even remember the names lmao

i read hag instead of hang i'm literally mindbroken

Why? 'rillas are peaceful and funny.

some 100 men vs 1 gorilla trend

was kino

A lot of them from the 30's or so up through the 60"s.

Why is there a pregnancy in the Until Dawn movie? is it a rapid pregnancy, my cock must know.

does any film with King Kong count?

There's a pregnancy in the Until Dawn movie?!
Still shan't be watching.

It's not really a pregnancy. Think gore expansion.

Not 'rillas but Link is kino as fuck.

Genuinely more disturbing than any horror film in existence.

What the fuck was his problem?

A lot of places list it as horror. IMO Inland Empire is more terror inducing.

Not ready to be a (single) father.

for me it's the combat shock baby

M preg

I'm aware. I'm just thinking after movies like the original King Kong, people realized gorillas aren't aggressive maneaters or something.

There was a recent Lovecraftian movie about a cult on an island in Ireland or England... Rock something... wish I could remember what it was called.

Mudbrick? Not really that plot but similar.
Jude Law starred in a tv series like that fwiw, The Third Day.

Nope.

Bump.
Watching 8ight After on Tubi.
Streamer horror.

I actually liked Until Dawn a lot. No, it had literally nothing to do with the game. But taken by itself at face value, it was a creative premise executed well, with no gay shit. Good movie.

It was aided considerably by noted cutie Ella Rubin, star of Until Dawn.

I will be the judge of that. I havent seen it yet. Which party did you vote for?

A layer of make up on her face. Gross.

I just found out there's a New Zealand made zombie horror film out this week and it looks like complete dogshit. This is sub-SyFy level filmmaking.

youtube.com/watch?v=xaEzoWyeR3Y

I fucking hate whisper-acting. This video pisses me off

As I New Zealander I was embarrassed by it, even making a bog standard zombie flick in 2025 is lame.

I've seen way worse trailers.

Babies are selfish. They take and they take and they never give or ask what they can do for you. Eraserhead is a metaphor for how babies are entitled cheapskates

What like this?

All the recent NZ horrors have leaned morose and understated. It's probably a budget thing because it's the same issue with bullshit euro films.
The Rule of Jenny Pen was good though.

At least Australia have the Talk to Me guys. The last decent NZ horror was Housebound and that was 11 years ago, and even that wasn't exactly cinematic.

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pissman thread

He hasnt been here for a while. He might still be on that sharty.

Iphone = pissman?

Apparently, yeah.

lol Such an idiot.