MY EYES ARE GETTING WEARY

MY EYES ARE GETTING WEARY

CARRIE’S ASS IS TIGHT
IM SITTING HERE IN TRAFFIC
DEACONS IN MY WIFE TONIGHT
BUT I DONT CARE CAUSE ALL I WANNA DO
IS KILL SPENCER AND MAKE IT HOME TONIGHT

a delivery driver is able to support a family of 4 in a New York townhouse

what show were you watching, moron?

This was considered comically and outrageously fat for a TV character at the time.

whats the most kino ep? im thinking clubbing doug or when they go on strike

I haven't seen the show in ages
I loved it when I was a kid
Wanted to do a full watch some time ago, but the problem is that I'm very racist now and am worried I would dislike deacon, despite knowing he's a cool dude. I also greatly dislike that faggot wife-killer and his ugly faggot face, so I that's the second thing
Dunno if I should just bite the bullet and watch cause it's still a good show

im also racist but that doesnt make me dislike deac. spence is also very funny in this show, especially his scenes with arthur.

the strikes. honorable mention to the upstairs and downstairs wife and the one where deacon and doug win a bunch of money and decide to spend it all in a day
it's still kino. i'm also racist and deacon is fine. the only thing that's irritating is the repeated joking about carrie being attracted to black men. those are relatively rare though.

The show always sucked and you sound like a massive retard. Please don't procreate.

I'm sure every mad would be okay with a shit job if it allowed him to own a house and he had a hot wife to plap every night.

So what's your favorite ep Anon Babble?

I don't remember any except for the arc where she said she would sleep with him specifically, but that read as she just liked him directly, not that she's a deliberate mudshark.

imagine being this mindbroken

The episode where that waitress threatens to kick Dougs ass and he's scared shitless.

the pilot episode has a "i've been looking at denzel washington for 2 hours. i'm ready [for sex]" there are a couple more about basketball players and what not.
it's never addressed directly and there are not that many instances but i've just rewatched the whole show and it was enough to notice.

But if there are similar instances with her lusting after White men, then it's clear their intentions are that she's just slutty and horny, not a coalburner

the only white man she lusts after in 9 seasons is 80s doug

comfy koq thread turns into a fucking polnigger thread

man what the fuck

King of Queens and Frasier have the best Thanksgiving and Christmas episodes

I hate nigger more than you dude wtf are you talking about
I've literally never posted on that board

i would rather fling myself head first off of the world trade center than watch a single fucking episode of this jewish nonsense

it's probably the least jewish sitcom ever made

But anon the world trade center doesn't there anymore! Jews knocked it down!

Did she try to convert him to Scientology?

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I’m from Alabama…is New York City actually like this show and everbody loves raymond depicts irl??

not anymore

lol yeah these episodes are all great. haven't seen this show in forever but i remember

doug and deacon fighting over the turban head toy

doug buying a motorcycle

doug getting arthur to sleep in his bed when carrie is out of town

the one with the unflattering oil painting

carrie gets him Mental Man instead of Mentalo

the voices from beyond the grave say ... kino

This show is so fucking comfy bros

carrie's sister was so hot

kek

Back is getting weary

My eyes are getting tight

Delivery van just plowed for 3 people tonight

But I don't care because all of them were Jews

That nigger deacon will get the blame too

if we're going to this thing, I'm punchin Midge

Jerry Stiller is the star of this show

"It was my be front"

Roseanne

That's why they let her go. You can't upstage the female lead. They used to say Laurie Metcalf was too attractive to be on Roseanne

DOUG AND CARRIE
DOUG AND CARRIE
DOUG AND CARRIE
DOUG AND CARRIE
ARTHUR ARTHUR ARTHUR ARTHUR

that episode where Holly thinks Doug is an alcoholic and offers to run away with him to protect him

Based

Based

Ben Stiller's dad was so great in this show RIP

This show encapsulates a really comfy period in America
9/11 occurred during it I believe but the effects hadn't really set in during the show, so it has this weird limbo feeling that certain shows in early 2000s till like 2007 have. Love it, but we can never go back

Kevin James a traditional Catholic. She never had a chance. Pic related is him serving at mass.

When them and deacon and Kelly go on vacation in New England and deacon and Kelly are fucking constantly while listening to Marvin Gaye and Doug can’t focus because he’s thinking about BBC

Lmao wasnt it revealed that they were just trolling them and put the music on while reading or something lol?

Nah they were actually fucking but then deacon started feeling bad because Doug brought it up, and this caused deacon to lose focus and then Kelly became feral because she was denied Bbc

i love raymond
i love king of queens
i hate the crossovers. all of um.